You know you’re getting old when…

You are so desperate to recapture your youth that you pay a grand for Oasis tickets. You hope that there will be plenty around your age at the gig and it won't just be 30 year old kids.

You were 16 when the Aerosmith Crazy video was released and it was the best thing EVER. Now when it pops up on MTV 90s you feel like a dirty old pervert for watching it.

You realise that it is 30 years since Pulp released Disco 2000 and it hits harder than ever. You think about what you've done in the last 30 years and where you'll be in another 30.

You think today’s music is awful compared to your day .
You trim nose and ear hair , or rather if you don’t you really should be .

You miss Top of The Pops.

You get sucked in by Carol Vorderman and her insurance ads , for policies to pay for your funeral . Even though you know it’s a good idea .

You completely miss the All-Ireland finals as they’re not in September now .
You can remember watching the whole programme about FA Cup finals .

it wouldn't go near me.

Saw those durrrrr-ivative young whippersnappers playing support in Slane to R.E.M., now that was a proper band

I bought a MacBook in 2007 on my birthday as a present to me. €1250. OH freaked out but I got a whole ten years of daily use out of it (back when you could do RAM and hard disk upgrades) so in the end it worked out cheap.

I still have it and it still works. I'm keeping it because it has a FireWire port and we have mini-DV cassettes from the camcorder on our honeymoon I still haven't got around to capturing 🙄

No, they're not porn

BTW I put Linux on the Mac on day one and only booted into OS X to update my iPod (remember those? Mine finally died last year, got a cheap bluetooth adaptor for the Bose iPod speaker we paid stupid money for, so it's better now than ever)

When the highlight of your week is talking to the cute cashier at the gas station who's half your age when you have to go in and get petrol

Marty Mcfly went from 1985 to 1955 in Back to the Future.

Wow, shure that'd be like us today going back to.. 1995! That can't be right..oh wait it is.

Eek!

Bands get publicity on social media it does,nt make sense for everyone to make music videos. we are all nostalgic for whatever decade is the time we were teenagers that's part of human nature .The music was best when we were 18 ,eg 94 ,,2004 ,etc pick your own decade

You are old when the worst danger we faced was getting bombed by Russia no one was worried about climate change Trump was some bloke on reality tv .The 90s. Seems like a very innocent optimistic decade now

When you stand up to do something and for the life of you, you can't remember what it was

I don’t give a f@ck what other people think about what I wear and what I do any more.

Oldies stop trying to keep covered up in changing rooms and walk around letting it all hang out.

While flicking through the preset stations for something to listen to when driving, you find you're stopping on Marty in the Morning on lyric FM with increasing frequency.

Edit . . . Just be careful not to fall asleep.

When you're booking tickets for a waterpark and you read that you're eligible for a senior citizens discount. Yay! 😔

Oldies drink enough tea to float a cruise ship. One person I know drinks pretty much a cup every hour.