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Clarkson's Farm Werewolf - Where everyone does Diddly Squat

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  • Forum Games Player Posts: 4,132 ✭✭✭Gabriel WW


    I don't know how many wolves are left and I don't know how speculating helps us. To survive right now we just need to find one wolf and get some wagonomics to identify the remaining wolves.



  • Forum Games Player Posts: 4,429 ✭✭✭Brendan WW


    yes 5 v 3

    Lynch wrong 4 v 3

    Munch parity.

    You think it’s 2 wolves left?

    6 v 2

    Lynch wrong 5 v 2

    Munch 4 v 2

    Vig shoots villager

    Lylo tomorrow.

    who do you think game starts with 3 wolves in a21 player game?



  • Forum Games Player Posts: 4,241 ✭✭✭Phil WW


    calm down Gabriel we could lose if we don’t get this right so I’d call it weighing up all possibilities rather than speculation!



  • Forum Games Player Posts: 4,241 ✭✭✭Phil WW




  • Forum Games Player Posts: 4,241 ✭✭✭Phil WW


    But let’s go with 3!

    There’s either 3 in the Mary voters, 2 in Mary voters and 1 in Nigel, 2 in Mary voters and 1 in peeked, 1 in Mary voters, 1 - Nigel and 1 peeked.

    That’s all the variables it could be with 3 wolves. Is 3 in the Mary voters plausible? I don’t think so personally and therefore I’d vote Nigel before Brendan



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  • Forum Games Player Posts: 4,429 ✭✭✭Brendan WW


    if they started with 3 hell busing would be a crazy strategy. Cases on all wsgons, gabs, isla, and holly include bussing.



  • Forum Games Player Posts: 3,118 ✭✭✭Frank WW


    When does Triggers prize gun come into play?



  • Forum Games Player Posts: 4,241 ✭✭✭Phil WW


    6 is the time I think



  • Forum Games Player Posts: 4,241 ✭✭✭Phil WW




  • Forum Games Player Posts: 4,429 ✭✭✭Brendan WW


    you willing to bet Nigel is better than a coin flip?

    I like the logic of this



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  • Forum Games Player Posts: 4,241 ✭✭✭Phil WW


    17:16 vote changed to Nigel



  • Forum Games Player Posts: 4,429 ✭✭✭Brendan WW


    changing to Nigel

    isla / holly nigel frank gabs 

    Gabs/ phil isla

    holly/ fiona

    Nigel / brendan



  • Forum Games Player Posts: 4,241 ✭✭✭Phil WW


    My gut’s been wrong all game so I’m looking for others to go through the possibilities with me.



  • Forum Games Player Posts: 4,429 ✭✭✭Brendan WW


    I’m in work on phone, i can do that later on computer, can only really keep uprodate while on phone.



  • Forum Games Player Posts: 4,429 ✭✭✭Brendan WW


    yeah but this works if there is 3 originally? No hell bussing, but if there was 4 original and Mary wanted people to hell bus, then this don’t work.

    And gabs has been hell bent on the don’t look at the mary wagon all game.

    A Phil gabs team with no Nigel, what were they again, you listed them all out,


    A wolf team of 

    Nigel, Frank and Gabriel

    Nigel, Frank and Holly

    Nigel, Frank and Isla

    Nigel, Gabriel and Holly

    Nigel, Gabriel and Isla

    Nigel, Holly and Isla

    Frank, Gabriel, Holly

    Frank, Gabriel, Isla

    Gabriel, Isla, Holly


    oh Phil isn’t in any.

    I’m declaring gabs

    isla / holly nigel frank gabs 
    Gabs/ brendan isla
    holly/ fiona
    Nigel/ phil



  • Forum Games Player Posts: 4,241 ✭✭✭Phil WW


    No Brendan it is based on 3 left!



  • Forum Games Player Posts: 2,745 ✭✭✭Fiona WW


    This is what I was looking at earlier, if Gabs is a wolf then we had two up on the block on Monday, wolves had nowhere to chuck their votes hence why Mary doesn't counter vote Gabs to self pres, she votes Katie



  • Forum Games Player Posts: 4,241 ✭✭✭Phil WW


    I’ll add us into the equation. Call us “peeked”

    Nigel, Frank and Gabriel

    Nigel, Frank and Holly

    Nigel, Frank and Isla

    Nigel, Frank and Peeked

    Nigel, Gabriel and Holly

    Nigel, Gabriel and Isla

    Nigel, Gabriel and Peeked

    Nigel, Holly and Isla

    Nigel, Holly and Peeked

    Nigel, Isla and Peeked

    Frank, Gabriel, Holly

    Frank, Gabriel, Isla

    Frank, Gabriel and Peeked

    Gabriel, Holly, Isla

    Gabriel, Holly and Peeked

    Gabriel, Isla and Peeked

    Holly, Isla and Peeked

    That’s all the variations it could be including either you or me (peeked) as the alpha



  • Forum Games Player Posts: 3,705 ✭✭✭Isla WW




  • Forum Games Player Posts: 4,429 ✭✭✭Brendan WW


    Mary was going over. Gabs + holly/isla or even holly + island works.
    i think the damning thing is the steadfast resistance to looking at the mary voters when e we now know there has to be a Mary vote at the bare minimum.



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  • Forum Games Player Posts: 4,132 ✭✭✭Gabriel WW


    I thought earlier the narrative was that only Mary was in danger, no one else was so obviously pretty much everyone who voted for Mary was potentially a wolf. But now out of nowhere there was actually another viable wagon all along, and that wagon must have been on a wolf because the Mary voting wolves voted for Mary, even though we have yet to find a wolf that voted Mary.

    Make it make sense.

    Honestly I hope there are three wolves left because if the village chooses to lynch me they deserve to lose.



  • Forum Games Player Posts: 4,429 ✭✭✭Brendan WW


    any how, commuting for next hour. Laters



  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 19,170 Mod ✭✭✭✭Trigger


    RIGHHHHHT LETS GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD!



  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 19,170 Mod ✭✭✭✭Trigger


    First off, an entry that was submitted that didnt satisfy the brief and wasnt put to the panel!

    knock knock

    Who’s there?

    Boo

    Boo who?

    No need to cry about it it’s just a joke!



  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 19,170 Mod ✭✭✭✭Trigger


    In Last place with 0 votes:

    What do you call an overly confident chicken?

    Cocky



  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 19,170 Mod ✭✭✭✭Trigger


    In 4th place with 1 Vote

    As farmers, they tend to hear a lot of jokes about sheep.

    They'd tell them to the dog, but he'd herd them all!



  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 19,170 Mod ✭✭✭✭Trigger


    In JOINT 2nd PLACE with 3 Votes each:

    Why did Mary WW always volunteer to make breakfast?

    Because she loved to slaughter the cock at dawn!

    and

    What did the farmer say to the calf?

    It’s pasture bedtime.



  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 19,170 Mod ✭✭✭✭Trigger


    Which leaves us with first place and the Winner! Prize is en-route:

    An Amazon Crew Member is interviewing Jeremy for the show

    "How much milk do the cows produce?"

    "Which one, the black one or the white one?"

    "Black one"

    "Two litres a day"

    "And the white one?"

    "Two litres a day"


    "...OK... what do they eat?"

    "Which one, the black one or the white one?"

    "Black one"

    "Grass"

    "And the white one?"

    "Grass"


    "Ummm, right, and where do they sleep?"

    "Which one, the black one or the white one?"

    "Black one"

    "In the barn"

    "And the white one?"

    "In the barn"


    "What? Why do you keep asking which cow when it's the same answer?!"

    "Well I own the the white one"

    "And the black one...?"

    "I own that too"



  • Forum Games Player Posts: 2,745 ✭✭✭Fiona WW


    The Mary one should have won. Shame on you deadroom (wasn't even mine!)



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  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 19,170 Mod ✭✭✭✭Trigger


    A SHOT HAS BEEN FIRED!



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