Clarkson's Farm Werewolf - Where everyone does Diddly Squat

Welcome to Diddly Squat, a sprawling 1000 acre farm in West Oxfordshire. Home to Jeremy, Lisa, their dogs Sansa, Arya and Didier Drogba and the many animals that live on the land. With the help of their friends and colleagues Kaleb, Charlie and Gerald they strive to provide viable crops and meat for their community and beyond. Things seldomly go right on Diddly Squat Farm with mishaps aplenty and lying in wait to jump on anything that they may see over the line is the West Oxfordshire District Council, who will be doing their best to rid the area of Jeremy Clarkson and his team for good. Following them throughout their journey will be the Amazon Crew.. So let's meet the Main Cast and Crew of our sorry adventure:

The Villagers

Jeremy Clarkson - Jack of All trades(Master of None) 

A Journalist, TV host, Car enthusiast and gun nut, Jeremy bought Diddly squat with the hopes of using the land to avoid paying taxes. Being a farmer has taken over his life for the last few years and has led to him acquiring many more skills, and alongside his loyal companions Sansa & Arya he will have a 50/50 chance of fending off anyone silly enough to trespass on his land.

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Lisa Hogan - Seer

Jeremy's partner for many years, she has seen it all and continues to be loyal to him. She has eyes everywhere on the farm after setting up a CCTV system that she runs from the Diddly Squat shop. Being Irish, Lisa can spot imposters posing as friends or customers from a mile off, so the council will need to be wary of her.

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Kaleb Cooper - Vigilante

The Farm manager, works the farm from early in the morning to late in the evening bringing his trusty rifle with him where-ever he goes, Kaleb is loyal to one thing and one thing only, the Farm, and will take down anyone who threatens to destroy the work that he has put into Diddly Squat

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Charlie Ireland - Bodyguard

Charlie is an agronomist, who uses his vast knowledge of all things farming to protect Diddly Squat on a daily basis from the evils that lurk in the halls of West Oxfordshire District Council. 

Gerald Cooper - Straight Talker

Using his love of conversation Gerald chooses a player each day and engages in a wonderful conversation with them, confusing that player so much by their incoherent rambling that the player forgets to vote in the Yeet (blocked vote)

Non Roled Villagers (NRV) will be known as Amazon Crew Members for this game

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The Wolves

West Oxfordshire District Council will be led by the Council Chairperson(Alpha) and they will discuss and plot behind closed doors on how to bring down the thorn in their side that is Diddly Squat. Jeremy and his team must be aware of the Chairperson who will seem nice as pie on the outside. The team also have in their possession the famed Winston Churchill personal Smith & Wesson bolt action rifle that they have stolen from the West Oxfordshire Museum along with 3 bullets that can be used during Council opening hours (1 per day phase starting Tuesday)

Game Rules:

1) Once you are eliminated, do not post in the thread again. Absolutely no editing or deleting posts for any reason, once you make a post it cannot be changed. Eliminated players should also not thank active players posts, for obvious reasons. Once you are eliminated you will receive a PM with a link providing access to a safe space where you can discuss the game away from the view of the players as soon as Trigger can get to it.

2) Don’t cheat, it’s a game that relies heavily on the players having integrity. No PMing other players in the game. If you have any concerns about the game mechanics or the integrity of other players contact Trigger who will make a decision, if one is required to be made. Do not discuss any of this in game or elsewhere, and please don’t discuss any aspects of the game elsewhere on the site whilst the game is ongoing. Always remember, there may be secrets. 

3) Please all try to reasonably contribute to the game thread and always remember to get a vote in (where it is possible for you to do so) as a minimum. 2 missed votes will result in a modkill. Arranging a substitution is not always possible unfortunately.

4) No posting of any PM's from the game mod. You may refer to the information contained within if you wish, but paraphrase, do not quote them verbatim.

5) Game starts with Sunday considered as an extended Day 1, with the first Yeet at 9.30pm Monday Evening (some role actions may take place prior to this on Monday only, no actions will take place on the Sunday). After 9.30pm Monday will be considered night 1. Set time for Munch is 10am & for Yeet is 9.30pm

6) You will be provided with a voting code in your role PM. Do not share your vote form password to anyone else. All votes for the eliminations/yeets have to be made by yourself. Voting will be done via Google Yeeting forms with the link provided in the OP. In the event of a tied vote on an elimination/yeet, the yeeted player will be decided by last vote cast. Voting form link:  Yeet Form

7) Policy on Abuse: Boards has a no-abuse rule in place that is in effect in this forum as well. By all means, call people on dodgy behaviour, point out if they are being silly or behaving strangely, be aggressive in your approach; but DO NOT abuse another player. If you feel another player has stepped over a line, the first step is to ask them to stop; if they do not, please PM a forum mod (Trigger) or use the report button on the post in question. Forum mods will investigate and action any issues at an appropriate time, keeping the game mods informed of any actions as needed.

8) Autopriest: This game runs with autopriest so a player’s role will be revealed after their demise.

9) Have fun, make memes, take the piss and try to enjoy the game. Be aware that there are new players having their first experience, don’t look in grey areas not covered by these rules for any advantages and try to make the game enjoyable for all. This is an anonymous game so please don’t post in the thread under your real boards identity if you can help it, and if you do please quote the post with your anon account so players can associate the post with the correct account.

NB: Not a rule but important, especially given the drop off of Forum Games the past few years. We have new players playing or perhaps watching this game, so please make them feel welcome in the forum by behaving respectfully with your fellow players. If anyone new is reading this, we have a glossary of terms and acronyms which I have linked below, as well as the beginner’s guide, which is available to all within the werewolf sub forum. You can also PM Trigger for access to discuss the game away from view of the players.

Win Conditions:

Wolf Team Win: Gain parity with the village.

Village win: Eliminate the wolf team.

Player List

Angus WW

Brendan WW

Clodagh WW

Conor WW

Doris WW

Emily WW

Fiona WW

Frank WW

Gabriel WW

Holly WW

Isla WW

Katie WW

Liam WW

Lucy WW

Mary WW

Nigel WW

Oisin WW

Orla WW

Patrick WW

Phil WW

Vernon WW

Thread is Closed until all PM's are issued.