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Liveline With Joe Duffy - Mod Note in OP

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  • #8012
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,282 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    "What sounds were you making?"…a new one from Joe 🤔



  • #8013
    sligeach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,025 ✭✭✭✭sligeach


    Henry wasn't exaggerating when he said this was a freak accident.

    Joe the ghoul: "What sounds were you making?"



  • #8014
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    "What sounds were you making, as you were impaled by the bad bad bastard of a naked brass valve stem?"



  • #8015
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    "You had eaten de 1&1"



  • #8016
    walshb
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 58,557 ✭✭✭✭walshb


    Duffy’s a pox. Can’t wait to start takin the piss



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  • #8017
    LambshankRedemption
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,755 ✭✭✭✭LambshankRedemption


    Some classic Joe-isms.

    Joe:"What about pain? What sounds were you making? And was there blood?"



  • #8018
    Ally Dick
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,755 ✭✭✭✭Ally Dick


    Joe loves "common folk"



  • #8019
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,282 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    After the show Heat Merchants will need to order in a few packages of rubber radiator knobs so to speak.



  • #8020
    Bellbottoms
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,441 ✭✭✭Bellbottoms


    Did the spike go through his eye?

    Isn't this something for the courts to deal with?

    Why is he telling Joe?



  • #8021
    Living Off The Splash
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,181 ✭✭✭Living Off The Splash


    …and did they bandage it up?



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  • #8022
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Anyway, how were the chips? Good quality, nicely fried, or something you'd not feed to the seagulls?



  • #8023
    Mena Mitty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,311 ✭✭✭Mena Mitty


    Are we in for a week of freak accidents.



  • #8024
    Busi_Girl08
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,528 ✭✭✭✭Busi_Girl08


    Waiting for the point of this.

    The danger of fish and chips?

    The danger of the 5 second rule?

    The danger of capless radiators?

    What kind of PSA is needed here?



  • #8025
    Bellbottoms
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,441 ✭✭✭Bellbottoms


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122775103#Comment_122775103

    Suprised to hear Claire Byrne in this morning. I thought she would take the mid term off.



  • #8026
    walshb
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 58,557 ✭✭✭✭walshb


    as freak an accident as I’ve ever heard



  • #8027
    Mena Mitty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,311 ✭✭✭Mena Mitty


    Poor divil he lost the sight of the eye.



  • #8028
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    It's owners that take the valve covers off so that nobody can feck about with the settings.

    This is the kind of shyte that happens.



  • #8029
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122775320#Comment_122775320

    Joe will shut the topic down when Cawlurs start to ask him about de Wan who reversed into his 'to become' bad leg.



  • #8030
    ooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,349 ✭✭✭ooter


    "de 1 and 1."

    Joe loves throwing in the aul slang morya.



  • #8031
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    "de prof"



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  • #8032
    LambshankRedemption
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,755 ✭✭✭✭LambshankRedemption


    Joe, after hearing his has injured his eye/eye brow, he then asks "Was it uncomfortable during the night?"

    What kind of fuppin stupid question is that?

    If anyone gets a speck of dust in their eye it feels like a handful of gravel, so if getting impaled in the eye I would imagine it would sting a bit.



  • #8033
    sligeach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,025 ✭✭✭✭sligeach


    Joe is asking some really stupid questions.



  • #8034
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,282 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    I remember in school pretty much every radiatior had the control caps ripped off them.



  • #8035
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,282 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Zew Rick.



  • #8036
    Busi_Girl08
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,528 ✭✭✭✭Busi_Girl08


    Ah here it is. Joe on the case against other insurers.

    What does home insurance have to do with medical expenses?



  • #8037
    McDermotX
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,078 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    De Borza will ring in to offer him a free fish and chip supper



  • #8038
    ooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,349 ✭✭✭ooter


    If he has de medical card there'll be no medical expenses so to speak.



  • #8039
    Busi_Girl08
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,528 ✭✭✭✭Busi_Girl08


    I guess it's "Insurers are bad bad bastards" week



  • #8040
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    The insurance companies aren't daft, unless they're in Joe Worlded.

    Imagine where you could claim yourself, be no shortage of claimants.

    (actually, you can insure yourself against any and all sorts of risks but that requires knowing an underwriter, not a standard house policy)



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  • #8041
    LambshankRedemption
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,755 ✭✭✭✭LambshankRedemption


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122775359#Comment_122775359

    When I first tuned in and Henry sounded on the verge of tears I was terrified it was more school abuse.



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