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Liveline With Joe Duffy - Mod Note in OP

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,558 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    A lot of these schemes like the vacant homes grant are Green box ticking exercises that when you actually apply for them they are a complete pain in the hole and only about 3 people in the country qualify to get them.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,033 ✭✭✭Deeec


    She needs to ring the Dept of Ag not liveline



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,033 ✭✭✭Deeec


    Oh FFS not Betty from the UK again.

    How much is Betty being paid to talk shite



  • Posts: 9,954 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Unless your architect has Noel Kelly as their media agent.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,349 ✭✭✭Brian Scan




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,558 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Imagine your house being commandeered for a search for a missing person, hopefully they are put up in decent accommodation during the process.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,193 ✭✭✭✭LambshankRedemption


    I'm looking forward to the next iteration of AI, which learns that when Joe says "And next is Ray Darcy", it knows to switch off.



  • Posts: 9,954 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Portal In Philadelphia! A city which make Dublin look clean and free of Unwells.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 23,102 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    any good article that sort of sums up the whole sick mess



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,699 ✭✭✭thecretinhop


    Guaranteed gold when us election is covered. Joe will have totally impartial John war criminal brennan on for balance



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,231 ✭✭✭furiousox


    John Brennan is a war criminal?

    Does Francis know about this??

    You are a khaki coloured bombardier, it's Hiroshima that you're nearing.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,748 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    Call in!!

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    Atlantic Dawn … the greatest fish killing machine the world has ever seen.”

    Atlantic Dawn was the world’s largest trawler — and the most controversial fishing vessel ever built. It helped make its owner, Kevin McHugh, a multi-millionaire, but the political storm that the ship caused also highlighted the double-dealing, greed and blindness to the plight of the worlds fish stocks that characterises the commercial fishing industry..

    the then Marine Minister Frank Forty Gaffs Fahey describing it as “one of the proudest moments for the Irish fishing industry”. At 144 metres long, weighing 14,055 tons with a crew of sixty-three the Atlantic Dawn was the biggest — and most technologically advanced — trawler in the world. Two 9,655bhp diesel engines could propel the ship to a top speed of 18 knots (around 20 mph), and nets hundreds of metres wide could be pulled through the sea.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,558 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Polish registered now, they are currently waiting to head through de Panama Canal, hopefully no delays in the delivery of smoked mackerel to Joe 😁...

    Untitled Image


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,193 ✭✭✭✭LambshankRedemption


    Atlantic Dawn - The Fish Terminator aka The Sturgeonator.

    "I'll be back - in Beschoffs having a fish supper".



  • Posts: 9,954 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Joe will be looking to inherit Uncle Gaybo's part time job in one of the new guangos, apon his retirement from RTE. Keeps him occupied until the Aras becomes available.

    Screenshot_2024-10-23-07-29-10-819_com.distilledmedia.thejournal-edit.jpg


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 11,300 Mod ✭✭✭✭squonk


    Joe should have Dave the Flute back on to dig into why his GoFundMe is still open 4 months later and, in particular, how he is unable to stump up a mere €670 at this stage to bridge the remaining cost of the flute. Questions need to be asked at this point. Joe enabled this by publicising the appeal.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,298 ✭✭✭mountain


    it smells,

    Man desperately wants magic flute, yet can’t find the final 670 himself



  • Posts: 9,954 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Today in Stage 7.1:

    • Just Joe, self proclaimed lad of more intelligence than a Wolfe Tone fan.

    Possible shreiking into the void topics:

    • Man looking for Granny: Rosanna Heffernan, died in 1916 Easter Rising, where is granny's grave?
    • Man looking for Kindle: Aer Lingus have farmed lost and found to foreign company. It was run by Joe's friend. Man cannot collect his Kindle, which they have.
    • Book Banks: Darren Darper's book Banks vandalised
    • Insurance: Poor farmers (Agri Contractors) going to be put out of business by de cost of insurance.

    Banned Topics:

    • Macrones for de friends of Montrose
    • Welfare raided to fund RTE Digout
    • Wolfe Tone vs Montrose
    • Kneecap de Kneecapping picture
    • State of Hospitals
    • De Missing Ducks of St. Stephen's Green
    • De Unwell
    • De Undocumented
    • RVM Machine Tax
    • Inflation, except for sausage based products
    • Lack of Doctors
    • Lack of Dentists
    • Lack of Gaffs
    • Lack of punishment for Crime/Goal Accommodation


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,040 ✭✭✭TinyMuffin


    Wolfe tones announced their final gig is to be in thomond park next year. End of an era.
    Joe will be reminiscing, what’s your favourite memory he’ll be askin.



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  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 11,300 Mod ✭✭✭✭squonk


    I must admit I was wrong. I thought it was bad he wouldn’t have Derek Warfield on the Meanjng OfLife this season but he’s waiting til the final hurrah and will have him as a shoe in next season 😀



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,193 ✭✭✭✭LambshankRedemption




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,339 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    It wouldn't take Mystic Meg to forecast that today's show will be a ball of sh1te



  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 11,300 Mod ✭✭✭✭squonk


    Whacker gave back the Olivier Award. Deserves a bit of coverage



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,748 ✭✭✭✭zell12




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,558 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Camp voice.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,748 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    Joe is high again



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,636 ✭✭✭✭Busi_Girl08


    "Especially the United States of America"



  • Posts: 9,954 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Hi Drama opens Joe in a jolly mood.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,040 ✭✭✭TinyMuffin




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