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Liveline With Joe Duffy - Mod Note in OP

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  • #3092
    squonk
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,566 Mod ✭✭✭✭squonk


    I’d love to hear a teacher ring in saying he needed to give the little bollixes a good wallop because they never do their homework and it didn’t do them any harm.

    Post edited by squonk on


  • #3093
    zell12
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,290 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    Yoohoo Joe!, more fun reading here

    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2057715194/corporal-punishment


  • #3094
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122631464#Comment_122631464

    Joe will get another week out of it, giving gainful employment to voice actors reading aloud dat auld thread.



  • #3095
    Jeff2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,513 ✭✭✭Jeff2


    I grew up with this and if you told adults about what happened you weren't believed and slapped for telling lies or you did something to deserve it so you might get more slaps.

    People saying why not tell adult or parents see above and but I'm sick of hearing this cr@p for weeks having lived through it. It just brings up bad memories for me and not helping anyone including the callers.



  • #3096
    Jeff2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,513 ✭✭✭Jeff2


    Yeah I could just turn off and that is what I did. Turn in the odd time and the same sh1t with Joe low breathing like well you know…

    Post edited by Jeff2 on


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  • #3097
    littlevillage
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,647 ✭✭✭littlevillage


    Anyone who tunes out....

    Is getting 12 of the best accross the fingers and a bite on the ars3 from Joe's XL Bully dog (Brenda)

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  • #3098
    zell12
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,290 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    The unwellness spreads

    https://www.independent.ie/regionals/wicklow/bray-news/labradoodle-falls-seriously-ill-after-ingesting-cocaine-and-cannabis-in-wicklow/a1849688454.html


  • #3099
    Red Fred
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,096 ✭✭✭Red Fred


    Today:

    Same sh!t, different day.



  • #3100
    BPKS
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,980 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    Lol

    After listening to Joe list out the names that teachers called the people who rang in these last 3 weeks, we should keep a list of the names Joe has been called on this thread.



  • #3101
    zell12
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,290 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    Joe reads out a long list of derogatory names pupils were called, as stated by Gabriel Byrne. More more more school beatings. Priest, friction, beatings, matches…



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  • #3102
    squonk
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,566 Mod ✭✭✭✭squonk


    I’m out. I haven’t even the interest left at this point to take the piss out of Joe on this thread with the current subject anymore. I figure if I’m at the point where I’ve had enough of pisstaking Joe on the same guff on this subject he should have run out of interest on this too. What’s wrong with the man?



  • #3103
    [Deleted User]
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    Today in Studio S7.1:

    • Just Joe, self proclaimed lad of more intelligence than a Wolfe Tone fan.
    • Preceded by This is my unbalancing.

    Possible Topics:

    • Gabriel Byrne audio burk: So many words for Stupid. Long list from Joe...
    • Physical Punishment: Illegal in Primary School after 1982
    • Roll of the Dice: 6 of de best on finger tips.
    • Box of matches: Friction ignited them in his Black 'Sutan'. Cassock?

    Banned Topics:

    • Macrones for de friends of Montrose
    • Welfare raided to fund RTE Digout
    • Wolfe Tone vs Montrose
    • Kneecap de Kneecapping picture
    • State of Hospitals
    • De Missing Ducks of St. Stephen's Green
    • De Unwell
    • De Undocumented
    • RVM Machine Tax
    • Inflation
    • Lack of Doctors
    • Lack of Dentists
    • Lack of Gaffs
    • Lack of punishment for Crime/Goal Accommodation


  • #3104
    avfc1874
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,981 ✭✭✭avfc1874


    Definitely reckon Joe has skin in the game, he was definitely a teachers pet so i reckon he was the class grass, and probably kept the cane in tip top condition, and was probably a class prefect and dished out his own punishment,

    He's probably feeling guilty as he gets older

    Strange that no one has rang in from his school 🤔



  • #3105
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122633080#Comment_122633080

    Researchers must be under strict instructions to filter out people who knew him, the brothers, or father in Ballyer.

    The few times I have heard a crawler saying they knew a brother resulted in a quick shutdown or change of topic.



  • #3106
    Busi_Girl08
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,522 ✭✭✭✭Busi_Girl08


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122633098#Comment_122633098

    You'd wonder how easy it is to bypass the researchers with a mock outrage story? It happens often!



  • #3107
    leath_dub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,449 ✭✭✭leath_dub


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122633080#Comment_122633080

    Ij Joie wasn't thrashed to within an inch of his life by leather, bamboo, chair leg, rabbit kick (😀 ) , metal ruler or wire dustbin during his schooldays, I sincerely hope that it's not too far away from him after nearly 3 weeks of this self-indulgent sh1te



  • #3108
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Gold Plated pensions…. The issue is top Public Sector DB pensions now exceed the limit. Permanent Government are not happy, not that de bould Joe would say no to a limit increase.



  • #3109
    squonk
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,566 Mod ✭✭✭✭squonk


    Ironically if Joe wasn’t on his current solo run, the big story today would probably be that it’s OK to go to Medgegorje now according to the Catholic Church. He’d be bugging the whole thing up along with oul wans ringing in telling him how great Out Lady is and how Mary’s dead hamster came back to life after she visited the place.



  • #3110
    [Deleted User]
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    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122633080#Comment_122633080

    Rumour has it many the packed lunch and bus fare was confiscated by Bunter Duffy back in the day.



  • #3111
    leath_dub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,449 ✭✭✭leath_dub


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122633278#Comment_122633278

    Don't rule it out!

    It would be worth it just to hear Joe trying to pronounce "Medugorje"

    Joe: "Dolores on line 1. Tell us, Dolores, what happened when you visited Medjagwerjay, err MudaGorrgy, MeddaGo...., err Lourdes?"



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  • #3112
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    "Boy de end of tomorrow, I'll have bored the shite out of yez."

    <switch/off>



  • #3113
    leath_dub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,449 ✭✭✭leath_dub


    Joe already promising more of this crap tomorrow, and today's programme is less than a minute old!



  • #3114
    Red Fred
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    Joe's does 20 hours of "work" in 2 weeks. Handy number



  • #3115
    [Deleted User]
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    20 Hours of misery by the end of tomorrow's show, says de bold Joe.



  • #3116
    squonk
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,566 Mod ✭✭✭✭squonk


    Is he being timeboxed? Is 3pm tomorrow the cut off for this subject?



  • #3117
    archfi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,388 ✭✭✭archfi


    One thing Duffy's pain and misery circus has done for me the past fortnight is the realisation I don't want to listen to his shyte show anymore.

    Well done, well done - so to speak , ya buffoon.

    A thing isn't what it says it is.

    A thing is what it does.



  • #3118
    mountain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,064 ✭✭✭mountain


    could Duffy organise a vote of the country’s favourite school punishment?



  • #3119
    leath_dub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,449 ✭✭✭leath_dub


    Next week : Funny Friday from Tuam



  • #3120
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Guests in the studio?



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  • #3121
    Busi_Girl08
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,522 ✭✭✭✭Busi_Girl08


    And not ONCE in those 20 hours, has he said anything of any kind of reassurance to kids who might be near the radio.



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