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Liveline: Thread with no name, Host with no shame

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  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,538 Mod ✭✭✭✭squonk


    I’d say those bricks don’t need mortar to stick together at this stage.



  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Whacker and GDPR



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,950 ✭✭✭deravarra


    Let him join tubbers and ply his trade there so. Let's see how big a fish he is in a bigger pond



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    There you go, Joe. Only took ten seconds, you lazy bastid.

    https://www.amazon.co.uk/Reusable-Shopping-TOTKEN-Vegetables-Commodities/dp/B07TQG23ZT



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,438 ✭✭✭leath_dub


    Bluff called!



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    "What's your favourite charity, Tom?"

    "Me!"



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,149 ✭✭✭extra-ordinary_


    There's gards looking up pulse as we speak



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,828 ✭✭✭✭sligeach


    Joe: "What's your favourite charity Tommy?"

    He should have said "myself". Charity begins at home. 😉



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,135 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    How do we know the original caller ever owned the car and is not trying to track the car owner down to beat 5 shades of sheite out of him after a road rage incident?



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,321 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    myself is my favourite charity



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,746 ✭✭✭Deeec


    Not much of an incentive there to find the car instead of giving a person money for finding it he wants to give €5K to charity!



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,894 ✭✭✭TinyMuffin


    what’s your favourite charity


    Rte Joe.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,611 ✭✭✭✭LambshankRedemption


    We dont and neither does Joe, and this latest request is irresponsible by Joe and his producer.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,135 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Here we go, the season of parents calling in about their thicko kid not getting 600 points do study vetting.



  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,538 Mod ✭✭✭✭squonk


    I’d imagine you’d need a genuine procedural reason to check a reg on a Garda system. I’d say a walk in from Whacker wouldn’t qualify.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,321 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    will we get a condescending 'petal' ?



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,522 ✭✭✭✭Busi_Girl08


    Joe can you stop talking to the woman like she's a 6 year old talking about her favourite book on the Toy Show?



  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,538 Mod ✭✭✭✭squonk


    Armitage Shanks should sponsor Liveline the way it’s going.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,611 ✭✭✭✭LambshankRedemption


    Leaving cert results out tomorrow night. Mark the calendar lads. Or mark it as the night NOT to go into town.

    Caller does not understand the meaning of the phrase previous year. She must be doing English next year.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,746 ✭✭✭Deeec


    Joe will switch this conversation to illness, death and covid in no time



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 93 ✭✭cher nobyl


    it will end up like the italian lad yesterday, the guards will just refer him back to joe and de live loine



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,042 ✭✭✭✭Beechwoodspark


    Remember the bizarre and completely OTT campaign he led for “Banshees” - an awful pile of sh1te



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,894 ✭✭✭TinyMuffin


    is she going to hit the jäger bombs after results.



  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,538 Mod ✭✭✭✭squonk


    1,000 new listeners me hole. I’m struggling to not reach for the off button at this stage



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,522 ✭✭✭✭Busi_Girl08


    She's still recovering from the holiday to Magaluf with the girlies in July.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Joe floundering now at the Irish from her.

    He managed to duck out of a response fairly easily. She let him off, probably thinking he's not that good at it.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,611 ✭✭✭✭LambshankRedemption


    I'm confused now. She was a primary teacher all her life, but just sat the junior Leaving cert Irish exam?

    Whoy?



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,362 ✭✭✭Sigma101


    This is what Joe hears when she's talking Irish:

    教良來物爸候戊課自壯午吹院請:肉教弟還意跑魚雲中吧幾壯。海蝶不尼布訴冒出丟習?想天爪寫給面良看美開想穿種黃老由,羽唱苦鼻太乍支品兔;口友夕乙寺原。七吃亭消根荷蝸工,王卜幸友拍牛。

    寫耍朵苗几加愛怎欠光比入村高,事愛明跑固入服了六根很荷珠母六動過氣尾,女買找就只每結沒怪、直不門止請穿生勿很登進,都歌姐見澡屋路,雞刀洋瓜假婆鼻見欠共蛋常早鼻昔方心結金背汗。



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,062 ✭✭✭mountain


    ha!!

    The fat bastard is stumped!!!



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  • Posts: 0 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    "your voice reminds me of a dead poet"

    pure Joe



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