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  • #173042
    BPKS
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,445 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122370566#Comment_122370566

    The tight fcuker also doesn't tip in a restaurant, even when his and his encourages meals are paid for by the promoter.



  • #173043
    leath_dub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,578 ✭✭✭leath_dub


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122370566#Comment_122370566

    I heard him being interviewed by Henry McKean about the gig in the prison (without any actual prisoners ). He said: "I will be channelling my inner Johnny Cash tonight"

    Nathan Carter has no "inner Johnny Cash" FFS

    Comparing that pound shop Garth Brooks with the Man in Black is outrageous



  • #173044
    squonk
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 11,384 Mod ✭✭✭✭squonk


    He’d probably be too scared to face the inmates. I can’t stage Johnnie Cash but I’ll give him one thing, he played in the same room as prisoners. Nathan Carter would need a brown trousers and a change of clothes in his dressing room to do the same.



  • #173045
    tohaltuwi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,492 ✭✭✭tohaltuwi


    Claire Byrne now talking about Clifton Bridge incident, blood leaking out of suitcase. Not the brightest of criminals choosing a place with active security because of it being a “popular” suicide site etc. And of course volunteers would be about. A woman came to help carry the suitcases as your man was struggling and said “these are heaviest suitcases l’ve ever helped carry, what’s in them, bodies?”



  • #173046
    tohaltuwi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,492 ✭✭✭tohaltuwi


    Most flights around Europe delayed due to ATC staff shortages, MOL fuming.



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  • #173047
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122369093#Comment_122369093

    Because, giving him the benefit of the doubt, it's extremely likely his arsehole is more-or-less the same shape as 99.9999% of others belonging to humans on the planet. Surgical intervention aside, of course.

    I know that the above is an ass-umption, of course.



  • #173048
    tohaltuwi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,492 ✭✭✭tohaltuwi


    Giggling KT

    More training for staff dealing with disability

    Is Spotify about to kill Ray Darcy, who widely promotes it? Would you miss your car radio?

    Getting a bob when you’re older, also getting clothes in Marks & Spencer. Are you a follower of fashion?

    Joe back on Monday

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  • #173049
    dvcireland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,412 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    Squire Duffy back on Monday



  • #173050
    dvcireland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,412 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122369292#Comment_122369292

    "…your suitcase is heavy…have you got a body in it bruv ..."!



  • #173051
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 9,954 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Today in Studio S7.1:

    • Command Chair: Kay Tee standing in for as few weeks, as Joe will be "with us all Summer".
    • Guest Chairs: Empty.

    Possible Topics:

    • Stuff de Researchers found on social media.
    • Disability Training: More training required, continuation from yesterday.
    • Radio Stars Killed: Digital car radios to kill off wireless stars. Spotify hatchet job.
    • Ould Wans: Auld bob hair style, knees and hips going and M&S becoming fashionable in your auld age.
    • Kay Tee's last Day: De bold Joe back on Monday.

    Banned Topics:

    • Wolfe Tone vs Montrose
    • State of Hospitals
    • De Unwell
    • De Undocumented
    • RVM Machine Tax
    • Inflation
    • Lack of Doctors
    • Lack of Dentists
    • Lack of Gaffs
    • Lack of punishment for Crime


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  • #173052
    tohaltuwi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,492 ✭✭✭tohaltuwi


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122371281#Comment_122371281

    People have been disappointed making ass-umptions about me and have been deeply disappointed, not that they would have ever been given permission to @rse-lick let alone probe, de durty fockers.



  • #173053
    zell12
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,347 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    Dunno, I can see Monday already. All Byeden Byeden, and we'll have Trump callers from Oklahoma calling in, just like we had in 2020



  • #173054
    golondrinas
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,675 ✭✭✭golondrinas


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122369292#Comment_122369292

    i think i saw him or someone like him down by the canal, you know, near the IPAS offices.



  • #173055
    sligeach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,519 ✭✭✭✭sligeach


    "Northern Ireland" Secretary Hilary Benn promoting the Orange Order talking on the News at One on RTE Radio 1. He called Micheál Martin, treacle Meacle Martin. 🤦‍♂️



  • #173056
    zell12
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,347 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    oh no, make the nonsense stop!



  • #173057
    squonk
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 11,384 Mod ✭✭✭✭squonk


    Bet Tayto are glad they jettisoned that sponsorship now!



  • #173058
    zell12
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,347 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    Katie has twin daughters



  • #173059
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 9,954 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Positive experiences to keep Emerald lawyers at bay.



  • #173060
    zell12
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,347 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/122371571#Comment_122371571

    Oatfield having conniptions

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  • #173061
    squonk
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 11,384 Mod ✭✭✭✭squonk


    Ah bud we don’t want the kid’s life story. You had a positive experience, great! Next cawlur!



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  • #173062
    leath_dub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,578 ✭✭✭leath_dub


    KT is determined to squeeze as much Kerry in before she exits, stage left



  • #173063
    squonk
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 11,384 Mod ✭✭✭✭squonk


    Feck sake. It’s Friday. This is just bloody yawn inducing.



  • #173064
    tohaltuwi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,492 ✭✭✭tohaltuwi


    Kerry Girl Guides’ inshurdance company listening re health & safety protocol



  • #173065
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 9,797 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Kerry FM



  • #173066
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Life in Kerry must have been as exciting as all feck.

    "Waiting for the hurdy-gurdy."



  • #173067
    squonk
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 11,384 Mod ✭✭✭✭squonk


    I’d say Kevin listens to independent radio or podcasts! If he was actually listening to this it’d be over.



  • #173068
    DoctorEdgeWild
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 6,217 ✭✭✭DoctorEdgeWild


    This is some great rambling. Absolutely no points to be made.



  • #173069
    tohaltuwi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,492 ✭✭✭tohaltuwi


    Surely he would have tested her suitability for having a dog and then not inadvertently torture her by keeping the pet? She found mainstream school frustrating because she wanted to but couldn’t keep up with the other girls.



  • #173070
    squonk
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 11,384 Mod ✭✭✭✭squonk


    Where’s the producer? How on earth can any competent producer think any of us give a flying fúck about this!!



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  • #173071
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    What do you do when you're riding a lion, being chased by a unicorn, and catching up to an octopus?

    1. Stop taking bad acid
    2. Get off the fecking carousel


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