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Ray D'arcy on RTE Radio 1 **Mod Warning post 1** 27th Jan Forward

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,481 ✭✭✭leath_dub


    Ray's AI obsession continues


    Ray just announced his defence against AI:


    "Keep it live and messy"


    That's right Ray, nobody could create an AI bot to be as sh1t as you are



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 58,552 ✭✭✭✭walshb


    Lottery revenue 1 billion a year Ray says. He says 17 percent this is from problem gamblers. This figure, he says is 170,000…. Good man, Ray

    corrects himself after ad break



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,606 ✭✭✭djemba djemba


    And next we go to the Centra in Baltinglass who has just sold the winning lottery ticket for the record prize



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,735 ✭✭✭✭NIMAN


    And next it'll be Matt Cooper chatting about problem gambling whilst he plugs the Cash Machine.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,986 ✭✭✭glenfieldman




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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,735 ✭✭✭✭NIMAN




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 194 ✭✭deise man




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,992 ✭✭✭avfc1874


    Ray saying that a lot of people mix him up with Ray Shah,

    Maybe it's because Ray Shah had a **** on TV

    And Ray Darcy is a w@nker on tv and radio



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,481 ✭✭✭leath_dub


    Does D'Arcy ever mention his other kid?

    It's always "me and Tom were blah blah last weekend and ..."

    The other kid never gets a look in or a mention -perhaps she has instructed him thus 🙂



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 550 ✭✭✭chrisd2019


    Ray should be a geography teacher, today he informed the listeners that Ireland and Argentina have similar populations and size.

    AI Ray might not agree :)



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,346 ✭✭✭✭Brendan Bendar


    Lookit …anyone who knows anything knows that D’Arcy knows fuhhrk all about anything except possibly music.

    Just ..everybody realise that,and things will be good.

    Thats how it is!!



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,481 ✭✭✭leath_dub


    I would have sworn that was Linda Martin as well.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,167 ✭✭✭✭thesandeman




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,481 ✭✭✭leath_dub


    D'Arcy in full-on preachy mode today


    The demon drink !!!!!!



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,395 ✭✭✭✭Furze99


    Would ya ever f**k off Ray with your moralising.

    Some lad on yesterday who said something to effect 'a wee dram in moderation' is good for you and Darcy couldn't help himself interceding with some comment.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,395 ✭✭✭✭Furze99


    I thought the same, probably was and just another screw up.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,553 ✭✭✭lmimmfn


    Haven't listened to Ray D'Arcy in over 10 years when i decided i could no longer tolerate him, curious if he is still on about:

    - his porridge

    - drivers being inconsiderate to cyclists

    - pressing wrong buttons

    - the mrs and kids

    While being:

    - an absolutely awful interviewer

    - considering himself to have the higher moral ground regarding all his opinions that he likes to continually impress on his audience?

    Ignoring idiots who comment "far right" because they don't even know what it means



  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    It is the kids, dog and learning to play the drums now. The dog got a mention today.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,481 ✭✭✭leath_dub


    Not a lot has changed, in fairness. You didn't mention his crippling insecurity - perhaps it wasn't as obvious then?



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,735 ✭✭✭✭NIMAN


    AI is his new topic of obsession.

    Maybe because it'll put him out of a job soon.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,481 ✭✭✭leath_dub


    Artificial intelligence terrifies him , but it's probably his "natural stupidity" that will finally do for him



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,992 ✭✭✭avfc1874


    Ha ha, bit of dead air from Darcy, after he said new Beatles song is now then and Sharon Shannon's new album is also now then,

    "So now then now then"

    , you could hear the penny drop as Mr woke could hear himself being cancelled for a jimmy Saville quote



  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Ray sounds exact like Jimmy Savile when he says 'Now then'.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,481 ✭✭✭leath_dub


    Sharon jaysus Shannon again??


    She's on more often than Dermot Bannon is on the Late Late Show



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,389 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    Did I hear an F-bomb there ~15:30-15:45 from a female contributor?



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,884 ✭✭✭RINO87


    This interview with the Swedish eurovision lady is so bloody awkward, its excruciating.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,992 ✭✭✭avfc1874


    Everything is awkward, it's Ray Darcy, aka nervous neris, He stumbles over introducing the show every day



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,992 ✭✭✭avfc1874


    Only listen to the start of the show to see if he messes up

    And then to see if he messes up the quiz,

    The man has a serious saliva overload 🤤🤤🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,749 ✭✭✭Pelvis Parsley


    Slurp.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,398 ✭✭✭archfi


    D'arcy: 'Our thoughts are also with Jozef Puskas' family'

    Edit: 'Wife and children' family

    His faux empathy bandwagon could have waited for another time, maybe.

    Post edited by archfi on

    A thing isn't what it says it is.

    A thing is what it does.



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