Liveline: Thread with no name, Host with no shame

Atlantic Dawn · 04-08-2023 01:25PM

Ireland missed out not inventing our own energy drink.

Dan Jaman · 04-08-2023 01:25PM

Sure, there was nothing wrong with spiking somebody's drink back in the day.

squonk · 04-08-2023 01:25PM

Being serious fur a moment. This really is awful, awful radio.

calculator · 04-08-2023 01:26PM

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120939157#Comment_120939157

I suspect we're all reaching for the beer listening to this. It's batshit altogether.

Dan Jaman · 04-08-2023 01:27PM

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120939166#Comment_120939166

Hold on, batshit might be a cure for something.

Deeec · 04-08-2023 01:27PM

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120939126#Comment_120939126

I know it sounds crazy - it could of course be coincidence that the bleeding stopped.

The commotion in the house when this happened is so memorable- often during the night there would be a knock on the door to make this call with a very upset family at the door. Making this call always gave comfort. There are people that still thank my parents for making calls for them to this guy. Different times now though.

calculator · 04-08-2023 01:27PM

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120939171#Comment_120939171

Heh heh!

avfc1874 · 04-08-2023 01:28PM

When anyone on liveline says I've a funny story to tell,that means you're about to be bored senseless,

squonk · 04-08-2023 01:28PM

Just in. Kevin McAleer is shîtting himself. Liveline has brought a load of people doing his act better than him out of the woodwork.

golondrinas · 04-08-2023 01:28PM

Ring joe or Ring Worm. Take your pick.

calculator · 04-08-2023 01:28PM

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120939175#Comment_120939175

Tis a cure for my malaise anyway. This crap is gas.

archfi · 04-08-2023 01:29PM

I love hearing these folklore stories, it'd be a pretty boring country without them.

Dan Jaman · 04-08-2023 01:29PM

There's a healer guy somewhere near me, who takes no money.

Funny thing is, everybody who visits him leaves a sizeable tip in the jar his wife has - totally voluntary of course.

Amazing how that works.

LambshankRedemption · 04-08-2023 01:29PM

Ive switched off Liveline. I can't be doing with that sh*te anymore.

I'd be the first to agree that there are all manner of unexplanable things that happen in life. Even the US Congress had a hearing this week on the eistence of UFOs.

But anyone who believes Mary down the road can cure your thrush by breathing on it, or Paddy up at de farm can cure warts by running his ring over it should have their right to vote taken off them.

04-08-2023 01:30PM

Joe would lose the plot with this one, laughing at death and illness is not allowed on Joe's watch.

Dan Jaman · 04-08-2023 01:30PM

Piss on the cake, feed it to the dog, do what with the dog?

archfi · 04-08-2023 01:30PM

'She prayed over the urine' (may not be true)

:)

squonk · 04-08-2023 01:31PM

I’d say this cawlur has had a few already! Very slurred

calculator · 04-08-2023 01:31PM

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120939185#Comment_120939185

Ah heeyoor, you can't just give up like that! It's amusing in conjunction with this always is. They all sound mad. TYFS anyway, you will be missed.

johnbarrett35 · 04-08-2023 01:33PM

A soiled baby's nappy in baby's mouth wtf!!!

LambshankRedemption · 04-08-2023 01:33PM

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120939161#Comment_120939161

I suspect we're all reaching for the beer listening to this. It's batshit altogether.

Im reaching for the Irn Bru.

Yeah, amazing we couldnt come up with an Irish equivalent that peole else might actually like.

Red Lemonade doesn't count.

calculator · 04-08-2023 01:33PM

I wonder if sometime warts just go away on their own?

Mena Mitty · 04-08-2023 01:34PM

Around here it's believed that if two people of the same name get married one of them has a cure.

The other one is if a child doesn't see his father he/she has a cure of some sort. That doesn't mean half the country have a cure ha ha. The child's father dies shortly before his birth or shortly after for he/she to have a cure.

calculator · 04-08-2023 01:35PM

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120939203#Comment_120939203

Mi wadi? Used to have it a lot as was given free in the pub.

LambshankRedemption · 04-08-2023 01:35PM

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120939195#Comment_120939195

says you who is already at the sherry listening to this sh1te. Maybe with a spliff or a half a pint of scotch this might be enjoyable but im far too sober to appreciate this 'humour'.

johnbarrett35 · 04-08-2023 01:36PM

These people are for the birds!!!!

Deeec · 04-08-2023 01:36PM

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120939208#Comment_120939208

I would have heard that too - I dont know what they have the cure of though

Dan Jaman · 04-08-2023 01:36PM

Away and feck off - some bog stranger licking your child's burn.

04-08-2023 01:36PM

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120939130#Comment_120939130

When my mother was in her last hours got a call from an Indian nurse “it is not looking good for your mother”, I knew what I was hearing but I was in a tiny bit of denial, “are we talking hours or days”… “she is not good”. Raced in and obviously it was the end, asked how she was “I’m ok” we’re her last words, an hour of SP02 fading to 50%, 4 big gasps and that was it. My aunt beside me said “is she really gone?” First thing, I asked the nurse to look into corneal donation. Couple of days later on Liveline re organ donation.

Indian medical staff tend not to beat around the bush, and can seem blunt at the worst of times. But I’ve had particularly good experiences with Pakistani medics, last one in SVUH was enormously sympathetic and said “isn’t this the time of your life you are supposed to be reaping the rewards of stability after a lifetime of work, aren’t you meant to be enjoying life? Instead you are struck down with this, it’s not nice for you, I will be thinking of you”. I thought it was a lovely thing to say, considering they don’t always make that effort.

squonk · 04-08-2023 01:37PM

Jebus this frog licking lady sounds absolutely crazy.

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