Liveline: Thread with no name, Host with no shame

Fck the diabetics, I want my chips. Just say that and be honest mate.

I saw a Chinese buffet restaurant, with a sign,

Not eat as much as you want

eat as much as you can, 🙄😲

Joe couldn't sound less interested if he tried.

Mary: How am I going to lose 30 pounds by Friday?

Gerry: We could lop off a leg?

Would boiled 7Up Free be any use?

Sit outside and fat actually melts off! Roasting!

Same as knew a lad, who when offered fruit said, i don't eat that shite

Would you not just ring the jaysus pharmacy before turning up to see if they have it?

Ozempic is now the buzzword to ask your GP for fat loss. Some cases are genuine but the doctors should just tell them to get up off their fat arses and do something about it.

I was always active but over the last few years less so and from sitting at a desk all day I was climbing toward 100kg I could either sit and do nothing or actually try to do something about it. So after 7 months in the gym / walking and tracking my calories (still have chocolate / sweet things etc) I'm down to 88kg (my normal weight).

I'm just not sitting down like before and eating a full pack of biscuits.

It's a lifestyle change, not a restrictive diet.

Exercise is FREE.

Liveline used to be a thing where people with problems would ring up and the likes of us would feel sorry for them.

Now, pathetic individuals ring up and we take the piss out of them.

Who mentioned a mental illness?

I imagine you sat outside in your bikini, smoking away and the fat oozing off you. And looking hot.

Joe winding down.. got to go.. 99 melting