Liveline: Thread with no name, Host with no shame

One Who Waits... · 19-12-2022 07:32PM

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120014886#Comment_120014886

Sounds riveting but I, unfortunately, missed that.

Luckily, Claire Byrne addressed the Toy Show Musical mess this morning so Joe received zero calls about it this afternoon and was able to focus on the 2nd most pressing issue of the day. Caller driven show and dat.

ButtersSuki · 19-12-2022 08:58PM

I see I missed a classic today.

Expunge · 19-12-2022 09:22PM

If there is any objectivity and sense of justice to be found in any of the Liveline team, the programmes on the Jays Fluid Wimmins football team of 50 years ago and today's show should make the top 10 low points of Two Twenty Two.

19-12-2022 10:53PM

Joe Duffy, de Christmas Unmusical

Opening song:

Dashing through the dirt In a one-horse open hearse

O'er the fields we go

Crying all the way

Bell in church tower tolls

Making spirits dark

How sad it is to ride and sing

A mournful song tonight, oh!

Funeral bell, funeral bell, funeral all the way Oh, how sad it is to ride In a one-horse open hearse, hey!

Funeral bell, funeral bell, funeral all the way

Oh how sad it is to ride In a one-horse open hearse

Now the ground is grey

Go out while you're young

Take the ghouls tonight

Sing this funeral song

Get a bobtailed bay

Two forty for his speed

And hitch him to an open hearse

And you will take the lead

Oh, funeral bell, funeral bell, funeral all the way

Oh, how sad it is to ride In a one-horse open hearse, hey!

Funeral bell, funeral bell, funeral all the way

Oh, how sad it is to ride In a one-horse open hearse

Oh, how sad it is to ride In one horse open hearse!

Red Fred · 20-12-2022 01:40PM

Today:

Books that are so shoyte, nobody would publish them.

You have been warned.

ButtersSuki · 20-12-2022 01:52PM

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120017818#Comment_120017818

“Toy Story The Musical - the book”

BPKS · 20-12-2022 02:06PM

I think I will bid this thread farewell for two 0 two two.

Instead of doing dry January, it's a miserable enough feckin month as it is, I think I'll give up Liveline for the sake of my head. Its surely not worth all that pain (I will tell you about the pain some time Joe) for the very occasional Nugget of silver or even rarer Nugget of gold.

Wising all the regulars here a good one.

Archduke Franz Ferdinand · 20-12-2022 02:38PM

Joe will be in wind down mode, so to speak. Giddy with excitement at the prospect of the Grafton Street and de funny froyday gang who will get day release from de care home.

archfi · 20-12-2022 02:43PM

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120017926#Comment_120017926

I've no choice but to listen today though a little pretend Duffy-canteen-coddle-belly could get me out of it for a short while.

Happy Christmas and New Year!

UsBus · 20-12-2022 02:44PM

Surely they'll be on about the cream crackers

SEPT 23 1989 · 20-12-2022 02:46PM

If they were any good they would get published

archfi · 20-12-2022 02:46PM

'everyone of these bukes could sit proudly on any bookshop bookshelf in the country'

Eh, they wouldn't sell, jackass!

Archduke Franz Ferdinand · 20-12-2022 02:46PM

The self published bukes, childerens of the revolution….hang on a minute….

20-12-2022 02:46PM

There’s tons of online resources for self publishers.

20-12-2022 02:47PM

De book shops don't want da books sitting on de shelf.

Archduke Franz Ferdinand · 20-12-2022 02:48PM

thought most of west cork were Germans and Dutch?

Archduke Franz Ferdinand · 20-12-2022 02:49PM

Joe feigning interest til 3pm

mumo3 · 20-12-2022 02:49PM

Has it really been a year since he's done this, or was it done a while back as well? It doesn't feel like its been that long since we've been through this.

For Forks Sake · 20-12-2022 02:49PM

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120017818#Comment_120017818

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ButtersSuki · 20-12-2022 02:50PM

Not just one but TWO shows devoted to deeze brilliant brilliant brilliant wonderful fantastic bukes.

SEPT 23 1989 · 20-12-2022 02:51PM

William Hill Ireland wont like that PR

Archduke Franz Ferdinand · 20-12-2022 02:51PM

Lentil eating ,sandal wearing, self published buke authors of west cork

For Forks Sake · 20-12-2022 02:51PM

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120018074#Comment_120018074

Used to prop up a bukeshelf, maybe.

Deeec · 20-12-2022 02:54PM

Why would people want to read about her Uncle Johnny and recipes

For Forks Sake · 20-12-2022 02:54PM

Who's Johnny....

20-12-2022 02:56PM

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120018096#Comment_120018096

And well in time for ordering for Christmas.

Furze99 · 20-12-2022 02:58PM

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120018071#Comment_120018071

In fairness, some of these books can be a bit quirky. There's a fierce amount of sh*te published by regular publishers as well including books that would never see the light of day of it weren't for grants.

For Forks Sake · 20-12-2022 02:58PM

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Furze99 · 20-12-2022 02:59PM

Three hundred & sixty five photos of de Cliffs of Moher - no thanks.

For Forks Sake · 20-12-2022 03:06PM

Valley of the Squinting Windows has already been done caller

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