teenagers throwing eggs inside a Luas at other passengers on the red line

This might be the first case of egging in recorded history.

And the price of eggs these days, scandalous.

I honestly hope those kids die screaming.

If someone actually took it upon themselves to give them a deserved hiding to such an extent that they weren’t injured long term but a good enough hiding to make them think long and hard about throwing eggs again, they’d be charged with assault. It would be all over the news about an adult assaulting a minor and there’d be no mention of the egg throwing that preceded it. Scrotes be scroting.

Thought they just slid off you unless you crack them before launching them at your target was the trick.

I meant to say give them a hiding but not injure them long term and I meant every word of it. People and the justice system in general are way too tolerant of scrotes.

Be no harm, they'd think twice before acting the maggot next time.

Just wait until they move on to throwing bangers and stink bombs inside the LÚAS, with the amount of fireworks being let off round ours it’s only time before they need to terrorise people elsewhere…

If only the Gardai could operate like Lugs Brannigan back in the day. A good hiding would do no harm. Nowadays you can do sweet f all in terms of laying a glove on them with mobile phones and social media.

Little pups. Innocent bit of banter. Probably made more passengers laugh more than anything.