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Ray D'Arcy's screw up of the day

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 963 ✭✭✭amlinopta


    Major button problems before the. Nuacht there, messed up the as breaks



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,407 ✭✭✭✭greenspurs


    Ironic you have quite a few errors in your own post while trying to point out Darcy's !

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    "Bright lights and Thunder .................... " #NoPopcorn



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,549 ✭✭✭SpitfireIV


    3:17 - 'the adverts aren't firing there, just letting the crew outside know'....



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,963 ✭✭✭✭NIMAN




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,460 ✭✭✭Kalimah


    Ray apologising on behalf on the entire Irish nation for direct provision.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,572 ✭✭✭leath_dub


    Well done Ray!

    Computer says no!



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,096 ✭✭✭Red Fred


    Straight away computer says no.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 6,710 ✭✭✭archfi


    He's such a dope!



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,699 ✭✭✭thecretinhop


    Mcgver Ray buttonless rant about alcohol now sigh..



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,963 ✭✭✭✭NIMAN


    A compilation clip of all the mess-ups at the start of the show would be funny.

    Does anyone know if rte edit his mistakes out of the podcasts to make him appear professional?



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,760 ✭✭✭Pelvis Parsley


    I was going to do a merge of all his lip smacks/slurps over the course of a show or two but I really couldn’t be arsed.

    It would basically sound like a recording of my lab drinking a bowl of water.

    He’s one incompetent prick. But I don’t blame him. I blame those who put him and his entourage there.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,572 ✭✭✭leath_dub


    Ray - you never let us down!"


    Screwed up the ad break then sat theere like a gom when your poor producer had to clean up your mess.


    "Computer says no", says Ray


    That computer is always turning poor old Ray down



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,572 ✭✭✭leath_dub


    "What just happened there?", says Ray


    It must be his quickest screw-up ever



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,113 ✭✭✭avfc1874


    Then plays a clip of Dermot Kennedy instead of Imelda may. How are listeners not switching off 🤔



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,395 ✭✭✭✭Furze99


    Ray loves the 'ol wheezebox. Sounds like something or someone who smoked too many packets of Players in their time.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,113 ✭✭✭avfc1874


    3 screw ups in the first half hour 👍, must be a record



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,572 ✭✭✭leath_dub


    If all the screwups were documented, this thread would be 100 pages long!


    I doubt a show goes by without at last one clanger. Surely after 20+ years in a studio surely he'd have learnt how to use the equipment!



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,113 ✭✭✭avfc1874


    Computer said no twice in the first 20 minutes, great start to the week



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,572 ✭✭✭leath_dub


    Rsy audibly thumping the lard out of the buttons while sighing "computer says no"


    What a pro Ray !



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,572 ✭✭✭leath_dub


    Ray taking the piss out of a BBC newsreader for an on-site screwup.! He's beyond parody!



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,113 ✭✭✭avfc1874


    Was thinking the same, he even played it twice,cos he found it so hilarious, just because he never makes mistakes,🤔🤔🤔😊



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,096 ✭✭✭Red Fred


    Even the car park ticket machine says no!!



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,430 ✭✭✭✭sligeach


    If you listen to Ray @R$€¥, then you've screwed up.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,113 ✭✭✭avfc1874


    Ye one gave Darcy 29 euro to pay the car park, and said make a donation to SVdp,

    How much do you reckon he donated, 5 or 10 euro, before claiming the expenses from rte



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,096 ✭✭✭Red Fred


    Good start to the New Year. Ray struggled to find the right button.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,572 ✭✭✭leath_dub


    Ray's first screw up of 2023 within 30 seconds:


    "Ca bfhuil Diarmuid?"



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,113 ✭✭✭avfc1874


    AHH rays New year's resolution not to fu#k up in the New year lasted 30 seconds, at least he turned up, wouldn't be surprised if he was meant to be off like most of rte



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,096 ✭✭✭Red Fred


    Ray mumbles as computer struggles to say yes



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,572 ✭✭✭leath_dub


    Ray screws up with the buttons within 30 seconds. It's almost comforting how reliably **** he is



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