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The inevitable next question

  • 07-09-2022 08:34PM
    #1
    [Deleted User]
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    How well do you clean your bum-hole? Toilet paper alone is very crude. Those wet wipe toilet paper things are handy, but really I suppose toilets should have an arse washer installed.

    Post edited by Ten of Swords on


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  • #2
    EmmetSpiceland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,966 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    The wet wipes, even the ones that say they are “flushable” are terrible for the pipes, and, also, the environment.

    I, personally, would be very thorough with the paper. I don’t indulge in anything over 3-ply. There’s a point where things get too far removed and you lose “cleanability”.

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  • #3
    Idiot boy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 59 ✭✭Idiot boy


    Shite thread...



  • #4
    CGI_Livia_Soprano
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,108 ✭✭✭CGI_Livia_Soprano
    Holding tyrants to the fire


    Four-ply always reminds me of washing your arse with a cushion.

    I prefer cheap, coarse, own-brand one-ply. The kind that’s barely half a step away from sandpaper and where it looks like the bag it comes in has deposits of sawdust at the bottom.

    I am a very proficient wiper though. I leave my arse looking cleaner than a bell-boy’s buttons when I’m ready with it.



  • #5
    Mister Vain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,304 ✭✭✭Mister Vain


    I shove the shower hose up there on the rare occasion I have a shower.



  • #6
    Ten of Swords
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,535 CMod ✭✭✭✭Ten of Swords


    Nope

    Moderator: Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual & Transgender, Vegan & Vegetarian

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