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Liveline: Thread with no name, Host with no shame

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  • #58202
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,455 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Infommercial incoming.



  • #58203
    littlevillage
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,847 ✭✭✭littlevillage


    I ask them to promise 🤞 ....they aren't just looking for the riiiide 🙄



  • #58204
    mumo3
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,986 ✭✭✭mumo3


    The first thing is she probably charges them!!!

    Why would you pay a fee for a dating agency, if you can get it for free across a number of platforms!


    Edit: €900 is she for real.... who the **** is paying that?



  • #58205
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,455 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Today the Milk Tray fella would not find himself getting 5 years in Mountjoy for stalking.



  • #58206
    Riley Helpless Grapevine
    Posts: 24,207 ✭✭✭✭ Riley Helpless Grapevine


    €900? Ya’d want yer value of cock for dat!



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  • #58207
    Riley Helpless Grapevine
    Posts: 24,207 ✭✭✭✭ Riley Helpless Grapevine


    What if you’re ugly as fcuk?



  • #58208
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,455 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    €900, ffs.



  • #58209
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,455 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    No result at all...she's beginning to annoy me and that's after 10 seconds.



  • #58210
    littlevillage
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,847 ✭✭✭littlevillage


    I won't take them on if they haven't got the 900 spon-do-licks either



  • #58211
    mumo3
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,986 ✭✭✭mumo3


    €900... is this one a glorified brothel, she can guarantee a hook up!!



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  • #58212
    busunderer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 933 ✭✭✭busunderer


    how many cats and hats do you own?



  • #58213
    Deeec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,980 ✭✭✭Deeec


    I wouldnt say this wan turns anyone away or misses out on her €900



  • #58214
    Riley Helpless Grapevine
    Posts: 24,207 ✭✭✭✭ Riley Helpless Grapevine


    a cup of coffee and a walk



  • #58215
    Arghus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,411 ✭✭✭✭Arghus


    Give me a break.

    Scam artistry.



  • #58216
    BPKS
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,277 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    I had Sean from Enniscorthy



    LOL



  • #58217
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Sean from Enniscorthy.

    This wan's not too careful, if Sean was his name.



  • #58218
    2smiggy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 22,875 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    she thinks ghosted is a sexual position



  • #58219
    littlevillage
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,847 ✭✭✭littlevillage


    Sean from Enniscorthy, turning scaaarlaa at work 😳 ....just now



  • #58220
    Deeec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,980 ✭✭✭Deeec


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119149442#Comment_119149442

    Hoepfully Joe can have Sean on next



  • #58221
    leath_dub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,569 ✭✭✭leath_dub


    Joe saying "Have you had any hookups?" just doesn't sound right!


    Joe just dropping in terminology his teenage summer intern is passing to him. "Ghosted" 😁



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  • #58222
    2smiggy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 22,875 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    her first husband is buried under the patio



  • #58223
    leath_dub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,569 ✭✭✭leath_dub


    Mayo loon on the line - gurra-meela-moh-agut on the way



  • #58224
    McDermotX
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,425 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    Divorced eh ?


    Did ye ever think maybe you're de problem, and it's perhaps its not due to a lack of decent fellas being out dere ?



  • #58225
    Riley Helpless Grapevine
    Posts: 24,207 ✭✭✭✭ Riley Helpless Grapevine


    Fillet of Fish?



  • #58226
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Fillet of Fish.

    Dating for deep seal trawlers.



  • #58227
    McDermotX
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,425 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    Name de business.........after all, you hid it so well



  • #58228
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,455 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Whoy do some Dubs exclude the 's' in years?



  • #58229
    Riley Helpless Grapevine
    Posts: 24,207 ✭✭✭✭ Riley Helpless Grapevine


    Mrs Duffy had a choice of plenty of fish and she caught a whale



  • #58230
    busunderer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 933 ✭✭✭busunderer


    Sean from Enniscorthy sitting with Brigid his wife and slowly heading for the back door as Brigid grabs the kitchen knife



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  • #58231
    BPKS
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,277 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    Fillet of fish - what a fcuking bell end



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