Do You Have a Moron-Deal Breaker Point of Reference with people?

You should of been an English teacher...

People who confidently, stridently dismiss something - a place, band, film, TV show; those kind of things - as "crap" despite having never been there/watched/listened to/read the subject in question. I find that trait infuriating and it marks the person as a bit of a clown in my eyes.

Put salt/pepper/condiments on food before tasting it............ get out!

Flat earthers and people who think the moon landings were a hoax. Those two things will dock you marks. It’s not that I think other conspiracies theorists are sensible, it’s just these two in particular that are so **** stupid and easily provable.

those type of malapropisms pacifically put a damp squid on a conversation 😉

Narrow mindedness and me feiners. The thing is they shoot themselves in the foot because they are closed off from their own personal development/ growth etc.

Someone I work with included the she/her nonsense on her work email signature recently and she/her got well roasted for it.

"This is a place of work, not The ****ing Guardian"

Good times.

Also, anyone who says 'reach out', when they mean 'get in contact with' or simply 'ask' should be jailed.

People who throw the pigeon among the cats.

Yes, but washing machines live longer with Calgon

One that sets off my moron radar is people who are all over the place with their views who abandon/forget previously held opinions that they held with great confidence. E.g. someone drives a Ford Mondeo and it is the Best Car Eva and they won't shut up about it. Then they change it for a VW Passat and immediately that's the best car ever and Mondeos are rubbish.

People who broadcast that their birthday is coming up so as to get cards and presents etc then go into hiding when your birthday comes along to re-emerge safely weeks later. Had this recently. Same person bitched about the calibre of presents she got from other people saying they were stingy. They weren't. Bragged about throwing a bouquet of flowers in the bin she was so disgusted it wasn't large enough.

Exit stage left.

That last one, jesus christ, I was in the middle seat on a Ryanair flight once, also in the middle of the plane so clearly I'm getting off last.

Your one on the aisle hops up as soon as the plane stops, your one at the window starts getting agitated beside me, she clearly wants off the plane, two minutes later:

Lady: "Can you go?"

Me: "Do you want me to climb over all these people?"

Lady: "Hmph" then silence.

There was a bloody wall of people to both exits.