First Dates Ireland *read first post*

He reminds me of the guy who shut the Ghostbusters down

Was on it before. Slovakian model. Katka. Follow her on Instagram.

And at the end, where they say there's support for anyone affected by tonights episode.

Yeah, lost an hour of my life to shite tv.

A lot of copper for a plumbum

Elvira doing the rounds, she was on pulling with my parents

Took me a while to figure it out but the Ukrainian mother got it. There's at least one or two on it for the attention most week.

The tragic thing is David Brent's poem is actually leaps and bounds ahead of Mr Kango's poem.

I think most people would try to be polite. If you're as rude as the date from last season was, knowing that it's all being filmed, how absolutely obnoxious he must be when there's no cameras.

As you said it's an hour and a half, majority of people can put "their best foot forward" be respectful and chalk it down to experience.

Programme was fine, still enjoyable, but not as good as the past weeks, some good matches, was actually a bit disappointed at the end that they didn't give us a more recent update.

I liked My Chemical Romance, thought they fitted well together. She was a cracker, he seemed nice, a bit shy, possibly thought she was out of his league lookswise.

Elvira was a cracker, also seemed to have her life back on track which is always good. I'd say she had a tough upbringing here in the 90's and noughties. He seemed like a slight bit of a PITA. You wouldn't like to be stuck beside him on a flight to Los Angeles. I wonder did he ever recite the Kango poem to the lads on the site and did they cry or did they throw a lump hammer at him?

D'Unbelievables-Copacabana were a great match, Holy Christ, but I had her at 35, maybe 38. She's some looker. He seemed sound. The end credit seemed to indicate they got the ride that night, but you'd love an update. I suppose we'll have to wait for Facebook.

And then there's Hughie. He's probably on a retainer to go on at this stage. His date seemed dead sound, a far cry from the wanker who he was with last time out. Hughie has a lot of inner insecurities, he'd be better off spending his money on a shrink than on a newly sculpted cock or a freshly waxed and sprayed scrotum.

Staff are getting even more annoying this year; the waiter sitting down beside the couples is pissing me off, as is the barman. He has no sense of discretion.