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  • #36992
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    If the booze wasn't so fecking pricey at these venues, most people wouldn't bother with smuggling it in.



  • #36993
    Mervyn Skidmore
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,224 ✭✭✭Mervyn Skidmore


    Joe has a sneaky hip flask.



  • #36994
    Riley Helpless Grapevine
    Posts: 24,207 ✭✭✭✭ Riley Helpless Grapevine


    Joe’s friendly with a lot of hotel managers 🤨



  • #36995
    BPKS
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,451 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    We've done that bath with ice and boxes of beer trick before. Wheeled in a suitcase full of bottles



  • #36996
    Busi_Girl08
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,650 ✭✭✭✭Busi_Girl08


    Joe is scandalised that people drink WKD Blue.



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  • #36997
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    'Obviously coming down from the north'...eh what proof?



  • #36998
    Dempo1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,192 ✭✭✭✭Dempo1


    I found , machetes, swords, Pick axes etc in a car park and hotel grounds once , you know the type of accessories one needs for a certain type of wedding , Cawlurs.

    Is maith an scáthán súil charad.




  • #36999
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    got help her poor partner



  • #37000
    Losty Dublin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,301 ✭✭✭✭Losty Dublin


    Joe, being a man of the people, has been speaking to rather a lot of hoteliers in recent days.



  • #37001
    archfi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 6,774 ✭✭✭archfi


    The 'flippancy' is ruining the society wedding of 2023



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  • #37002
    SpitfireIV
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,555 ✭✭✭SpitfireIV


    OMGawddd a smaller wedding? Perish the thought.



  • #37003
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Was the hotelier you were talking to Joe one of the ones who put you and your jolly chums up for a few days and nights on a FunnyFryday?



  • #37004
    Dempo1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,192 ✭✭✭✭Dempo1


    Limbo land, is that near Bimbo land Cawlur 😁

    Is maith an scáthán súil charad.




  • #37005
    leath_dub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,579 ✭✭✭leath_dub


    After the pandemic, everything should be free, sez Joe!


    (except the TV licence, of course)



  • #37006
    Riley Helpless Grapevine
    Posts: 24,207 ✭✭✭✭ Riley Helpless Grapevine


    “Invite me, cawlur”



  • #37007
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Ninjas and bricklayers?



  • #37008
    Dempo1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,192 ✭✭✭✭Dempo1


    What colour is your wedding dress Cawlur

    Is maith an scáthán súil charad.




  • #37009
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    is that him breathing



  • #37010
    BPKS
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,451 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    The best part of Covid for me was not having to go to weddings.


    I told the missus I have a new rule - if I'm not invited to the stag party, I'm not going to the wedding.



  • #37011
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Wassup, Joe; getting bored of funerals?

    It's you who chooses to go to them.



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  • #37012
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Coddle is up 17.6%.



  • #37013
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Ninjas and bricklayers?



  • #37014
    archfi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 6,774 ✭✭✭archfi


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118629256#Comment_118629256

    He's salivating everytime he says beeeeef



  • #37015
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Crab prices were down to almost discard prices this time last year.



  • #37016
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    serious delay online as usual. “Limboland” only said there now.



  • #37017
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 9,797 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    A meal on Valentine's day...jaysus that poor man



  • #37018
    SpitfireIV
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,555 ✭✭✭SpitfireIV


    Don't get the crabs petal.



  • #37019
    leath_dub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,579 ✭✭✭leath_dub


    "We hadn't planned it"


    Piss off Joe



  • #37020
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Oh, not this shyt again...



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  • #37021
    BPKS
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,451 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    Hello, this could be good



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