Liveline: Thread with no name, Host with no shame

ffs did she spend the week investigating this

He could have been eyeing up her car

I think the same. It could have taken that young man weeks to pluck up the courage to meet her on her own to ask her out in the language of today's teenagers.

'To get with somebody' is the new ' will you go with me

I wouldn't consider myself a prude at all, it was a few years ago I found out what the 'shift' was. I should get out more often.

I usually am conscious in the multi-storys to never park near any car with child seats in the back, 2 doors, L/N plates or Vauxhall/Opel Zafiras.

Getting out myself before this "poem" assaults us all

23 seconds of silence? Duffy the clown.

Ah Jaysus, a poem!

This madness must stop.

I guess we are finishing today with a song.

I'm going to have my own 18 minutes of silence till 3pm to save my sanity.

This might sound weird but I'd be more concerned if teenagers weren't trying to bang each others brains out.

I think we can all agree that asking teenage girls if they are charging for it isn't exactly appropriate in any way.

She is literally pausing so much I think she has finished....but it keeps going doesn't it....

23 seconds of silence then into ads