Liveline: Thread with no name, Host with no shame

fritzelly · 16-12-2021 08:21PM

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118332835#Comment_118332835

Learnt it all from LL

16-12-2021 08:33PM

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118331077#Comment_118331077

I missed the show, any good anyone? Worth listening back? I see some comments re blood donating animals. Would offer BooBoo only he had cancer, he’d be an exceptional feline doner otherwise. Blood is always needed, human and animal, used to donate blood regularly decades ago, later used up my own donation so to speak; as my faaaaader always said, what goes around comes around. I’m passionate about donation, blood, tissue, organs. We all need some, some time. I feared needles as much as anyone, probably more than many, matter of gritting the teeth, feeling the fear and doing it anyway.

I was a bit distracted today, but caught a half earful of the doctor on Claire Byrne. I’m getting the distinct impression that doctors in Galway are pretty damned good. Experienced Dr Casey in 2020 who examined all the pulse in the arteries etc etc etc, all I presented with was a fish bone in throat which he approached with great thoroughness. I got to see him 30 minutes after phoning surgery, sent me to GUH for X-ray to be on safe side. And he said “it’s been a great pleasure to meet you, enjoy your Connemara holiday but I want you to be xrayed quickly, promise me that!” I then presented to GUH where I was in and out in an hour having had an X-ray to determine the bone wasn’t dangerously lodged in throat/chest. Top class service. You just don’t get anything like it in Dublin.

In meantime I’ve managed to get vaccine appointment locally, after piling a tiny bit of pressure on.

Dempo1 · 16-12-2021 09:13PM

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118332924#Comment_118332924

You didn't miss much.

Granny trying to encourage early school closures so she could bizzarely spend more time over Christmas with her grand chislers in her garden, it was never made clear what's wrong with her house.😁

Followed by angry parents not wanting schools closing but also some quite deranged and manic South African with the creepiest of laughs wanting schools remaining open as he didn't want children playing near his house ( I'm actually surprised Joe didn't read his address out on air), No child should ever, ever be near this weirdo's house.😳

One former principal on, glad he's not in school anymore, Joe let slip he had a family member work at the school , a few belches, grunts, groans and wind bursts followed, very unpleasant. 🤮

Another 'Educator ' had the temerity to suggest liveline callers anti teacher, Joe lost it briefly, it was amusing.😷

Moved Bizzarely onto animal blood donations , where that came out of, utterly perplexing.

O and a Token well spoken child on with prerequisite americanised Dublin 4 accent, I was waiting for Joe to ask if she was self published, but he didn't.

That was it I think, Tune into tomorrow, Flatulent Friday the repeat 1😏

16-12-2021 10:00PM

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118333097#Comment_118333097

He’s always extremely flatulent on Friday. It’s the magnesium salts he takes to output-to-empty to fill his belly to capacity over the weekend.

Well-spoken child would be that of an RTÉ employee, of course.

The animal blood donations were in Claire Byrne, I think, and all over Facebuke etc. Thetes a drive on to encourage it to be a thing, which is good, of course. But Joe would mangle it.

South African sounds a creep, Granny with Garden sounds paranoid unless she’s desperately still seeking de booster.

Dempo1 · 16-12-2021 11:07PM

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118333370#Comment_118333370

Yes, I've predicted the young articulate cawlur might end up interning at RTE in later life. The Mad Afrikaaner worth a listen back too, if anything to be flabbergasted he got through but equally he got through emigration, very disturbing sounding weirdo. Granny was just confused god bless her 😁

17-12-2021 12:15AM

Ok I’ll listen for de Afrikaaner! In previous times I’ve had pretty universally good experiences with South Africans (mainly in South Africa) but I do know there an be many exceptions so to speak:.

17-12-2021 12:45AM

Oh Christ I tried an attempt at listening back, but the manic man from SA freaked me out so badly I was done for 😱

Atlantic Dawn · 17-12-2021 03:31AM

He will be freaked tomorrow if it's announced that there's no coddle available in restaurants after 5pm.

Dempo1 · 17-12-2021 07:51AM

Boards Going to light up today with the Recommendations of NPHET.

Liveline phone lines will be on fire and Joe will be spittling at the thought of no coddle after 5pm

Dempo1 · 17-12-2021 07:52AM

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118334979#Comment_118334979

He'll be spittling so to speak 😁

DoctorEdgeWild · 17-12-2021 08:23AM

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118334979#Comment_118334979

Won't bother him, he knocks off at 3pm, it's only the rest of us suckers who put the hours in.

Dempo1 · 17-12-2021 08:32AM

There'll be Panto Hysterics at 1.45, surely we can expect to hear from Sammy Sausages, Brendan O Coddle and assorted Panto Luvvies, could be gold 😁

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17-12-2021 01:28PM

I expect today’s show will be dominated by the leaked suggested restrictions. The researchers probably got an email from on high to feature it to test public opinion and see what they can get away with, without civil unrest. Joe probably got an email on his private account at home very early this morning advising against running likes of a buke flogging show. “Dear Mr DuffyHost, There’s a matter of national importance to be discussed…”

withless · 17-12-2021 01:40PM

"So Joe which fake stories are you going to waste Ronan's time with today?"

Losty Dublin · 17-12-2021 01:55PM

On today's pipple led Laive Line, with the new number....

Death at five. That QUANGO called NIPLE say we have to stop the nosebag then or else WE MAY DIE

More on those bloody dogs. We replay a tape of something that has absolutely no bearing on today's show-eh.
We lead the campaign to recognise Irish Truffle hunters. The important things, so our cawlur tell us.

All of this cawlur led discussion, belches and more, from 1:45PM.

avfc1874 · 17-12-2021 01:57PM

Can never understand why Joe puts on the camp voice when he says the live line is open now.

If someone rang in saying that they were bullied because of their voice Joe would be right in with what kind of person would imitate a stereotypical camp voice. 🤔

Same as when someone rang in to say being asked where are you from originally was rasist. Joe's reply was whaaat you mean to tell me in twenty 21 someone asked you where you were from originally wow wow.

That was always your go to question Joseph. Ya hypocrite🥱 belch

Dempo1 · 17-12-2021 02:08PM

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118336914#Comment_118336914

It's creepy, disturbing, alarming, Shocking, Horrific, Horrific Cawlur and presumably an attempt to sound funky , cool as it were, so to speak but ultimately he sounds like a bigger prick if that's even possible.

Dempo1 · 17-12-2021 02:11PM

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118336907#Comment_118336907

O Dear God , Truffles and Spittles 😁

17-12-2021 02:16PM

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118336914#Comment_118336914

He’s reminding the world of luvvies he’s available for pantomime to supplement de pension so to speak. Knock on every door and it may open.

furiousox · 17-12-2021 02:19PM

I've said it before but i think he puts on the camp voice to fool the casual listener into thinking he's a lighthearted jovial host rather than the ill mannered overpaid bully/buffoon he actually is.

thecretinhop · 17-12-2021 02:23PM

the land near us has truffles. v interesting. de pig was too greedy as de used eat dem in olden times so dog was used.

SEPT 23 1989 · 17-12-2021 02:26PM

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118337046#Comment_118337046

I knew it would be a nonsense cat stuck up a tree type story to deflect from the anger out in the real world

North Korea has nothing on RTE

17-12-2021 02:30PM

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118337046#Comment_118337046

There’s bounty in de bog if you hunt with de dog.

Dempo1 · 17-12-2021 02:33PM

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118337101#Comment_118337101

Surely a Pic of Joe rummaging around for Truffles is called for, so to speak 😁 we're you put the pigs tail could be tricky

17-12-2021 02:34PM

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/118337063#Comment_118337063

The gubbermint email sent to Joe this morning probably also stated that he should have a truffle story lined up when the Covid pot of public opinion boils over. Once they see the result of the Liveline litmus test, it will be over to de truffles.

17-12-2021 02:39PM

https://twitter.com/joeduffyrte/status/1471837156738060288?s=21

17-12-2021 02:46PM

One of Joe’s neighbourhood friends.

Dempo1 · 17-12-2021 02:46PM

Is it just me or does the announcer sound constipated since he had to announce the new number 🤔

cozar · 17-12-2021 02:47PM

dont think it came out of the blue Joe.

Dempo1 · 17-12-2021 02:47PM

Keeping it local Joe, Clontaaaaaarf

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