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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,451 ✭✭✭One Who Waits...


    A horrific ordeal to ease the listeners into the weekend.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,379 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    It's a big coincidence that the only two Mervins in Ireland are neighbours



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,966 ✭✭✭Greasy Tool


    Agitating slurry ?? We call that sh1tstirring where I come from !!



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    Joe already bored by rural things that he doesn't understand or care about. Driving a little red fibregade truck around his map of Dublin he has on his desk.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    Joe salivating at the mention of a split head!



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    The dangers of auld guff in the farm.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 23,189 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    was he agitating slurry ?



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,156 ✭✭✭✭Dempo1


    Meeetain Gas, great stuff

    Is maith an scáthán súil charad.




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,387 ✭✭✭Mena Mitty


    The crust must have been broken when the other lad put the agitator in place.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,215 ✭✭✭bottlebrush


    How are the six cows



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,775 ✭✭✭bmorrissey


    only took 10 seconds.....but taking 10 mins to explain



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,379 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    Mervin Watters is a big man.




    He's on Line 3 caller, you can't say dat



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 23,189 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    if he was you open the door of the sheds, and have a good breeze on the day you are agitating if you do have to enter the shed



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,966 ✭✭✭Greasy Tool


    Hallucinating on de shoyte fumes ?? The Unwells will be swarming the slurry pits !!



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,156 ✭✭✭✭Dempo1


    This is a lovely story, right up Joe's Alley

    Is maith an scáthán súil charad.




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    There's no strength like farmer strength. Lifting a 95kilo man is no joke.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,741 ✭✭✭withless


    More humiliation havin te listnn to dis bogger



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,379 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    Mervin, Iris and Pearl.


    Sounds more like names that should be on the pets of the pandemic list.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,572 ✭✭✭leath_dub


    Why does Ronan Cpllins/standin let this spoofer onto their show for the so called "promo"? Pure fiction, most days - athough only to be expected with such a dynamic, caller driven show I suppose 😀



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,156 ✭✭✭✭Dempo1


    Joe in his element, all that's missing is amputations

    Is maith an scáthán súil charad.




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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,968 ✭✭✭CH3OH


    Mervin.... a gas man



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 23,189 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    'tell me the story from the perspective of the cows' - we don't have much lined up today



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,699 ✭✭✭thecretinhop


    haha joe u have bad line



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Joe de investigative jurny list.

    "Tell us all what everybody else was thinking."

    Such a pro.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    Is there a book in this story?



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,451 ✭✭✭One Who Waits...


    What colour was de amblance caller?



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,577 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Are there alarms you can get for the methane?



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    Lol mervin giving Joe the bad line treatment. Its not a bad line mervin. Joe has bearly form a sentence and his accent is almost pure gibberish.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,699 ✭✭✭thecretinhop


    good man for waking up??



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,577 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Ffs, thank you for your service, pfo.



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