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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,270 ✭✭✭✭Losty Dublin


    Has a woildlife expert on the line and out he comes with "Did he have a fur collar, cawler?"

    A great case for the Television Licence increase if ever there was one.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,699 ✭✭✭thecretinhop


    i had a rat in car years ago. bastard fkd up car thankfully was old.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Try marmothballs.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,383 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    A marmon or a marmion?



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,390 ✭✭✭UsBus


    She quite clearly p##sed off the pinemartin so he took a d##p on her car seat. Probably saw Man about Dog...



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,302 ✭✭✭Mena Mitty




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,245 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    Joe: "the whaa?!"



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,741 ✭✭✭withless


    Me mader an me fader Joe.



  • Posts: 0 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    ah here we go, some know-it-all Dub to regale us with taxi driver type tales



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,741 ✭✭✭withless


    hahahahaha



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,039 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Da whaa

    Trinity education



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,556 ✭✭✭golondrinas


    Now deer blaming father marmion.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,270 ✭✭✭✭Losty Dublin


    Oh great. A Whacker on line 2 with some car DIY solutions 😒



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,152 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    2 fathoms of chicken wire on her underbelly and she's sorted.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,838 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    If you want to trap it.......get a trap



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,983 ✭✭✭minikin


    Trapper Joe



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,103 ✭✭✭✭Dempo1


    A F****** DIY expert, it's all we need, it's too late caller, F**k off

    Is maith an scáthán súil charad.




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,771 ✭✭✭✭RobertKK


    This is a funny listen.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,287 ✭✭✭jojofizzio


    I’ll see yer common garden variant pine Martin luv and I’ll raise you its Russian hund-like Baltic-Sea-end-of-Germany cousin….



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,245 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    Live from Hanover, it is Geraldine



  • Posts: 11,614 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    They say it's as big as four cats and it's got a retractable leg so's it can leap up at you better. And you know what, Ted, it lights up at night and it's got four ears, two of them are for listening and the other two are kind of back-up ears. Its claws are as big as cups and for some reason, it's got a tremendous fear of stamps! Mrs Doyle was telling me that it's got magnets on its tail, so's if you're made out of metal it can attach itself to you and instead of a mouth, it's got four arses!"



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    I tort the Bremmer Pass was something you used to see in Celtic Park.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,383 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    Any mention of spider babies yet?



  • Posts: 0 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    this sh1tes giving me a bit of headache. I'm out



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,446 ✭✭✭Seanergy


    E7J30fWWUAA1zdh.png

    'Everyone' hates black rats.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,775 ✭✭✭bmorrissey


    "Put the raw egg in the shell".....what???



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,380 ✭✭✭archfi


    International Liveline - the Brenner Pass, the 'Baltic end of Germany' with invading Russian marmots via Poland (he forgot that bit), next up south of Hanover

    A thing isn't what it says it is.

    A thing is what it does.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,287 ✭✭✭jojofizzio


    I’m sure Herr Sep Duff-er in Munich would much prefer to hear from his local correspondents than us Paddies



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,103 ✭✭✭✭Dempo1


    Clearly no one in Ireland gives a toss, the poor Joanne just hanging on for Kia to offer something or a Go fund me campaign to start.

    Is maith an scáthán súil charad.




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