Childfree humour

Faith · 07-04-2021 08:01PM #1

A thread for all your best childfree jokes/memes/whatnot!

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R.D. aka MR.D · 07-04-2021 08:09PM

Omg is the adventures of lady no kids a series? If not, it needs to be!! I've never seen that before, i love it!!

otnomart · 08-04-2021 11:12AM

otnomart · 08-04-2021 11:13AM

Conor Bourke · 08-04-2021 11:16AM

otnomart · 08-04-2021 11:24AM

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Faith · 08-04-2021 11:40AM

R.D. aka MR.D wrote: »

Omg is the adventures of lady no kids a series? If not, it needs to be!! I've never seen that before, i love it!!

Sadly I think she's a one-off but I wish it were a series too!

otnomart · 09-04-2021 10:18AM

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otnomart · 09-04-2021 10:19AM

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irish_goat · 09-04-2021 02:19PM

bunny_mac · 11-04-2021 02:08PM

otnomart · 13-04-2021 10:16AM

ancapailldorcha · 13-04-2021 10:39AM

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bunny_mac · 13-04-2021 10:43AM

ancapailldorcha wrote: »

I LOVE this one!

ancapailldorcha · 13-04-2021 10:44AM

I'm a cat person and the first one was a little too much but yeah, that pamphlet is fantastic.

magicbastarder · 13-04-2021 09:48PM

to be fair, there are *some* things i miss out on by not being a father.

https://twitter.com/MrJerryOC/status/1185280138918924288

otnomart · 15-04-2021 08:52AM

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Eric Cartman · 18-04-2021 09:37AM

ancapailldorcha wrote: »

I'm a cat person and the first one was a little too much but yeah, that pamphlet is fantastic.

Yeah , its definitely a weird subset of childfree people who don't want human children but treat their animals exactly like parents would treat human babies. The cat buggy / dogs in baby clothes set are too much imo

otnomart · 19-04-2021 08:01AM

Tzardine · 19-04-2021 09:11AM

I hate when people see a recently born infant and inevitably they say "oh my god he/she looks just like their mom/dad"

Eh no they dont - they all look the bloody same when newborn.

So this one gave me a good laugh.

Eric Cartman · 19-04-2021 09:16AM

Faith · 26-05-2021 06:46PM

Not specifically childfree but :eek:

https://twitter.com/zizifothsi/status/1395039903440900101?s=21

Faith · 26-05-2021 06:53PM

Faith · 06-06-2021 05:11PM

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Addle · 12-06-2021 08:25AM

Current hero=Seth Rogan.

magicbastarder · 18-06-2021 12:04AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwulM1sTrxc

otnomart · 18-06-2021 08:15AM

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Igotadose · 18-06-2021 05:18PM

"Watch your kid" by David Tull. Great lyrics.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v57Mw7NJuWA

R.D. aka MR.D · 18-06-2021 08:41PM

http://https://www.theonion.com/study-finds-american-women-delaying-motherhood-because-1847112786

'Study Finds American Women Delaying Motherhood Because The Whole Thing Blows'

otnomart · 21-06-2021 08:21AM

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secondrowgal · 20-10-2021 06:41PM

Stolen from YLYL11 but definitely has a place here!😁

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