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1850 715815 : De Rile Line is Open Now!

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  • #7652
    Red Fred
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,096 ✭✭✭Red Fred


    Maybe there'll be an extended News at One, so Joe might not make it out of the dressing room, so to speak


  • #7653
    sligojoek
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Thread title ahead of its time.

    Very perceptive, Cat.


  • #7654
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    sligojoek wrote: »
    Thread title ahead of its time.

    Very perceptive, Cat.

    Next thread title:
    De Rile Lahn is Dead, so to speak.


  • #7655
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    “Did you meet Prince Philip? If so ring in and tell us about the openly racist man who looked down on you like the peasant terrorist you are.....”


  • #7656
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Red Fred wrote: »
    Maybe there'll be an extended News at One, so Joe might not make it out of the dressing room, so to speak

    WHOY? Are we British? WHOY this would get more than a cursory 1minute mention on Irish news is beyond me. This really does not affect us in any way.


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  • #7657
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,290 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Could be on twodaze show...or maybe not
    • Philip doyed.. Mrs Windsor married to him 3/4 century
    • Nelson's appendage from yesterda
    • More on Seaspiracy, you'll never eat a fish ginger again
    • More stories from quarantine hotels



  • #7658
    Red Fred
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,096 ✭✭✭Red Fred


    Today:

    Did you ever meet Prince Filip or do you have memories of him or were you married as long as he was? His debt has just been announced in the last few minutes according to Joe.

    Nelson's stolen ear

    Seaspiracy

    Food in quarantine hotels.

    But mostly Prince Filip


  • #7659
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Queen Eee-LizA-BETT
    Did you meet Prince Philip or were you married for 74 years?
    Nelson’s ear again. Joe trying to break the wurild I’d record for saying the word “head” in 30seconds.
    Seaspiracy - you’ll never eat fish fingers - or any other type of fish again sez he.
    Quarantine hotels, tales of woe and dat.


  • #7660
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Hopefully some Oirish fishermen call in and tell him to stick his Seaspiracy up his hole.


  • #7661
    Odyssey 2005
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,051 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    The fkn ghoul will have himself talked into the chief mourners position by 15.00.


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  • #7662
    Losty Dublin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,314 ✭✭✭✭Losty Dublin


    Today's Liveline is flying at half mask in respect of HRH.
    • RIP Prince Philip. We leap onto the bandwagon and ask if you were racially abused by him in 2011; shure there might be a buke in it for me if the calls are gud and if not I can pad out me Daily Mail colon with them. Plus we'll try to get his widow on the blower as well.

    • Nelsons Lug. We wax lyrical about what's literally a flint size bit of plaster to a bus load of bar flies.

    • Sea Spiracy. Why fishes have no fingers; we interview Seaman Staines (below) to see how his sea legs are.

    • BP2453273.jpg

    Me hat will be passed around for donations for the bereaved at 1:45PM; give generously as Rom Massey hearses don't come cheap.


  • #7663
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    He will go the Mountbatten angle and have his revenge on Sinn Fein


  • #7664
    withless
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,741 ✭✭✭withless


    Safe in the arms of Mary. De real Queen.


  • #7665
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,290 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    2smiggy wrote: »
    pity he did not make the 100 , he did seem to live a fun life in fairness !!

    I was always sorry my Mum didn't make it to 90; she was looking forward to the celebration. Had overseas trips still booked, had travelled abroad 3 times in the months before she died of a stupid hospital infection when she had failed against my calling an ambulance for a painful but manageable vertebra collapse which she insisted could have been managed at home. And so it could have.


  • #7666
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,290 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I could phone in twoday pretending to be de widda... with my Received Pronunciation so to speak.

    " How is one's leg?"

    :D


  • #7667
    Odyssey 2005
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,051 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    Atlantic Dawn wrote: »
    Hopefully some Oirish fishermen call in and tell him to stick his Seaspiracy up his hole.

    Very apt username AD :)


  • #7668
    Odyssey 2005
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,051 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Could be on twodaze show...or maybe not
    • Philip doyed.. Mrs Windsor married to him 3/4 century
    • Nelson's appendage from yesterda
    • More on Seaspiracy, you'll never eat a fish ginger again
    • More stories from quarantine hotels


    Wonder will be break down the ¾century into days,just for extra effect ;)


  • #7669
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,290 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    WHOY? Are we British? WHOY this would get more than a cursory 1minute mention on Irish news is beyond me. This really does not affect us in any way.

    Well my mother was always having dreams that he had stepped through the window into her bedroom. :D


  • #7670
    zell12
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,849 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    british-flag-1.gif


  • #7671
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,290 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Odyssey 2005 wrote: »
    Wonder will be break down the ¾century into days,just for extra effect ;)

    Dat would be mathematically impossible for Joe


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  • #7672
    zell12
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,849 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    One is upset that one's loved one has gone to one's throne in the sky.
    Meanwhile Belfast burns


  • #7673
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,444 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    I'd say Prince Andrew is sweating, cause one Betty pops it, the FBI etc. will be all over him like a rash


  • #7674
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,290 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Philip would actually have made a potential Gold Liveline caller had he ever been inclined to dial de number.


  • #7675
    Roger_007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    zell12 wrote: »
    One is upset that one's loved one has gone to one's throne in the sky.
    Meanwhile Belfast burns

    Maybe Lizzy knocked him off to save a couple of grand she would have had to fork out in a couple of months.;)


  • #7676
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,444 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    Its a great age in fairness especially that he seemed fairly good on it up until recently, in Joes eyes he's only a youngster.


  • #7677
    readyletsgo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,276 ✭✭✭readyletsgo


    Ah christ. Todays show is going to be all about Philip isn't it.


  • #7678
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,444 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    That ESB guy was quite scorpy with Gavin


  • #7679
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,444 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    readyletsgo wrote: »
    Ah christ. Todays show is going to be all about Philip isn't it.




    In true Joe fashion he may yet talk about the Dubai Two!


  • #7680
    Mena Mitty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,417 ✭✭✭Mena Mitty


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Joe using Big Wurds again...

    https://twitter.com/joeliveline/status/1380416251391057921?s=21

    Can he pronounce dat?


    ....and it is a boil on the leg of a crayfish ?


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  • #7681
    Roger_007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    readyletsgo wrote: »
    Ah christ. Todays show is going to be all about Philip isn't it.

    They will probably ferret out some auld wan who worked as a scullery maid in Windsor Castle in the 1950s...........”He was a bit frisky, Joe, I’ll say no more”.


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