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A story in six words

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  • #8492
    RMAOK
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,333 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    The spices made his skin pour

    They had his arse on fire


  • #8493
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    No smoking signs were immediately displayed


  • #8494
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    They had his arse on fire

    The emergency services was instantly summoned


  • #8495
    RMAOK
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,333 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    No smoking signs were immediately displayed

    The Nanny state had interfered again


  • #8496
    auspicious
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,539 ✭✭✭auspicious


    They realised that some needed soothers.


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  • #8497
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The Nanny state had interfered again

    And the re-education programme started over


  • #8498
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    They realised that some needed soothers.


    It was way past their bedtime


  • #8499
    Samsonsmasher
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 610 ✭✭✭Samsonsmasher


    The wedding cake was blood soaked


  • #8500
    Samsonsmasher
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 610 ✭✭✭Samsonsmasher


    Beside the body a winning ticket..


  • #8501
    Samsonsmasher
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 610 ✭✭✭Samsonsmasher


    She smiled beautifully. Her head severed.


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  • #8502
    Samsonsmasher
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 610 ✭✭✭Samsonsmasher


    She pleaded in vain. She burned.


  • #8503
    Samsonsmasher
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 610 ✭✭✭Samsonsmasher


    They laughed. I fired. Silence reigned.


  • #8504
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Samsonsmasher wrote: »
    The wedding cake was blood soaked

    As it should be on occassion


  • #8505
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Samsonsmasher wrote: »
    Beside the body a winning ticket..

    Greed a great reason to murder


  • #8506
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Samsonsmasher wrote: »
    She smiled beautifully. Her head severed.

    The main course is always tasty


  • #8507
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Samsonsmasher wrote: »
    She pleaded in vain. She burned.

    And burnt the toast over again


  • #8508
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Samsonsmasher wrote: »
    They laughed. I fired. Silence reigned.

    How can anybody fart that loudly?


  • #8509
    auspicious
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,539 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Birds took fight half mile away.


  • #8510
    auspicious
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,539 ✭✭✭auspicious


    The rumbling echo faded into shame.


  • #8511
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Birds took fight half mile away.


    When they heard humans had covid


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  • #8512
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    The rumbling echo faded into shame.

    The rumours had uncovered the truth


  • #8513
    RMAOK
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,333 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    The rumours had uncovered the truth

    He did smell of stale sweat


  • #8514
    auspicious
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,539 ✭✭✭auspicious


    RMAOK wrote: »
    He did smell of stale sweat


    Yes finally. The smell of success.


  • #8515
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    He did smell of stale sweat


    He always had a seasonal bath


  • #8516
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Yes finally. The smell of success.

    The horse manure was the difference


  • #8517
    RMAOK
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,333 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    He always had a seasonal bath

    Sponge bath the old folks day


  • #8518
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    My wish for sponge bath.. Denied


  • #8519
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    To stand naked under the stars


  • #8520
    RMAOK
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,333 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    To stand naked under the stars

    The pornstar had a new life


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  • #8521
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The pornstar had a new life

    Ins and outs her latest autobiography


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