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Matt Damon Hero

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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,733 ✭✭✭Duckworth_Luas


    He's no Mark Walberg, a true hero who shops in Dunnes.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Matt Damon...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,586 ✭✭✭4068ac1elhodqr


    Matty/Damo' (to his mates), well done there Matty!


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,174 ✭✭✭Archeron


    We are lost in admiration
    You saved Dalkey during the contagion
    You swam with the crustaceans
    You lived in rented accommodation
    And shopped in SuperValue

    That's just beautiful. A poem for the ages.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,187 ✭✭✭FVP3


    Archeron wrote: »
    That's just beautiful. A poem for the ages.

    I feel the rhyming scheme fell off at the end.


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  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Matt Damon...


  • Registered Users Posts: 24,647 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    Who and what about Dalkey


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,382 ✭✭✭FFVII


    What is this sh1t

    Go out and get abit of sun.

    Ye are a waste of life and server space


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,189 ✭✭✭This is it


    FFVII wrote: »
    What is this sh1t

    Go out and get abit of sun.

    Ye are a waste of life and server space

    Matt Damon.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,187 ✭✭✭FVP3


    FFVII wrote: »
    What is this sh1t

    Go out and get abit of sun.

    Ye are a waste of life and server space

    Matt Damon


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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,733 ✭✭✭Duckworth_Luas


    FFVII wrote: »
    What is this sh1t

    Go out and get abit of sun.

    Ye are a waste of life and server space
    Mark Walberg


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,316 ✭✭✭nthclare


    Who's Matt Damon ?

    Is he important ?


  • Registered Users Posts: 306 ✭✭peterofthebr


    what masks are they wearing?


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,733 ✭✭✭Duckworth_Luas


    nthclare wrote: »
    Who's Matt Damon ?

    Is he important ?
    Mark Walberg shot him.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,316 ✭✭✭nthclare


    Mark Walberg shot him.

    What about Albourne Damon ?


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,802 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭99nsr125


    Keyzer wrote: »
    Matt Damon....

    Matt Damon


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,733 ✭✭✭Duckworth_Luas


    nthclare wrote: »
    What about Albourne Damon ?
    Bonehead from Oasis shot him.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    99nsr125 wrote: »
    Matt Damon

    Matt Damon..


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,316 ✭✭✭nthclare


    Bonehead from Oasis shot him.

    Is oasis a nightclub ?

    Was he shot at midnight ,?


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  • Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 13,425 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    I loved him in Bill & Teds


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,586 ✭✭✭4068ac1elhodqr


    Is the thread sponsored by SuperValue?

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    Better value, beats them all everytime, live a LIDL, or something like that.

    Heard the Matty plastic bag is going to be raffled the same time as the bogger lad's necklace as wore in the normal people porno show.


  • Registered Users Posts: 28,391 ✭✭✭✭murpho999


    I can't stand how the Independent really seems to think that we live our life through celebs.

    Matt Damon, "unlikely pandemic hero, has spent the last three months carrying the weight of morale for the nation.".

    All he carried was a Supervalu bag like the rest of his on his way to and back from his luxury pad, spoke to locals politely and gave a radio interview.


    The Indo thinks we care? Or think that Katie French's death was "Our princess Diana moment".

    Or that Irish peope care about the british Royal family.

    Can't stand the paper now and it's unreal that want people to subscribe to that low brow artictle. First free paragraph was enough.


  • Registered Users Posts: 24,647 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    Everyone's ma


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,003 ✭✭✭Hammer89


    Bonehead from Oasis shot him.

    As opposed to Bonehead from UB40.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,445 ✭✭✭Rodney Bathgate


    FVP3 wrote: »
    I can better than that. Not only did I not know he was here, I don't know who he is, and I don't know anything about his best friend Ben Affleck either. Or Good Will Hunting. Or any other of his so called "movies".

    How do you like them apples?


  • Registered Users Posts: 37,787 ✭✭✭✭PTH2009


    bet the tight git bought super value brand stuff instead


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Matt Damon. .


  • Registered Users Posts: 17,255 ✭✭✭✭fritzelly


    So he doesn't haven any relatives in Ireland? We found them for Obama!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 528 ✭✭✭Ninap


    Matty and Damon (from Brookside)


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