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  • Posts: 21,290 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    PieOhMy wrote: »
    Hahahaha he was about to say versatis there for sure! Coincidentally I found a sachet of this miracle cure in my boxes when unpacking following my eviction, shud flog them to this one

    What were you prescribed it for, caller?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,575 ✭✭✭cozar


    2007?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,514 ✭✭✭StreetLight


    1428. The number of the house from A Nightmare On Elm Street.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭Uncharted


    Death.

    Death.

    Death.


    Ah ffs!

    This is sick.
    Enough is enough.

    I'm out.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    What were you prescribed it for, caller?

    Some sort of nerve issue that kicked off after a bout of shingles, full recovery thankfully


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    gmisk wrote: »
    I'm not from Dublin my husband is.


    Caller and are you from Dublin?


    He doesn't listen to a word.

    Imagine the fees if we had to pay him to listen too?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,003 ✭✭✭Orwellmerchant


    read the letters to the children caller


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,575 ✭✭✭cozar


    she should scan it and put on goggle drive then she wouldnt be worrying about it when the house caught fire.


  • Posts: 21,290 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    2smiggy wrote: »
    the public hospitals are 20% empty, could he tell her go there ????

    'petal' asshole !

    That woman needs to be assessed at any ED in case she has a clot or cellulitis as she mentioned infection. If it’s an arthritis flare etc, can be given reassurance it’s not serious.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,906 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    3 pages ...sure read them to us caller it will take us up to 3....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,623 ✭✭✭golondrinas


    Will you effin tell this lady to go to an effin doctor. Joe cannot diagnose over the phone.

    You bet..?..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    gmisk wrote: »
    3 pages ...sure read them to us caller it will take us up to 3....

    Another opportunity to get the actor back in to read it out


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    are these letters not meant to be private


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,558 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    gmisk wrote: »
    3 pages ...sure read them to us caller it will take us up to 3....

    Get the actor in to voice them.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,226 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    sally rooneys next buke


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    are these letters not meant to be private

    Yes.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    dvcireland wrote: »
    sally rooneys next buke

    Dead people


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Mr. Duffy: de tone and de thom-burr

    FFS, "timbre" :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,003 ✭✭✭Orwellmerchant


    A clear abbyliex accent


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,623 ✭✭✭golondrinas


    What were you prescribed it for, caller?
    To cure the eviction,obviously. Do you forget how great Joe said they were.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,226 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    as Spike Milligan said, I told you i was ill


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,575 ✭✭✭cozar


    not listening again Joe.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 870 ✭✭✭barney shamrock


    A beautiful sunny day and this cnut isn't happy unless he's talking about someone who doyed.
    Feck right off!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Nordren Ireland.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 6,769 ✭✭✭Luckycharms_74


    Nordren Eyerland


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    Nordren ireland ffs is he drunk today? The horrendous pronunciation is even worse than usual


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    PieOhMy wrote: »
    Nordren ireland ffs is he drunk today? The horrendous pronunciation is even worse than usual

    No, that's his usual pronunciation. He also sez Suddren Ireland.


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