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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,809 ✭✭✭Hector Savage


    ah jaysus, imagining Joe here getting his bollocks waxed....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    Posh dub in Portugal. Joe will be intimidated


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,636 ✭✭✭urgelgru


    I have died a million deaths apparently, applying my own hair colour. Takes the scientific knowledge of a consultant hairdresser.

    I even put in a colour stripper. And didn't burn the scalp off myself. So to speak. Well done to me.


  • Posts: 11,642 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    dvcireland wrote: »
    is that your real surname madam

    I think Kathy met a waiter on holiday 20 years ago.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,809 ✭✭✭Hector Savage


    dvcireland wrote: »
    7 euro for a decent hair cut in Portugal pre-Covid
    €5 in Spain!!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,636 ✭✭✭urgelgru


    She's irritating


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,515 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    mask=burqa


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 23,248 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    this wan would want to be a looker, she sounds very expensive to maintain


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 6,240 ✭✭✭DoctorEdgeWild


    Honestly Joe, is this really a big issue?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 6,792 ✭✭✭Luckycharms_74


    Oh jesus mrs "hot potato" in mouth on now from her villa in portugal :P


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,435 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    zell12 wrote: »
    Booming voice from Port-u-gal
    she does amateur dramatics as well


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 227 ✭✭williestroker1


    ah jaysus, imagining Joe here getting his bollocks waxed....
    Joe is a deffo crack and sack man:)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 388 ✭✭notwhoyouthink


    You know....you know....you know...

    Loike I mean...totally.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,515 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    I think Kathy met a waiter on holiday 20 years ago.
    Aye, she was called Shirley Valentine and did the F plan


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,453 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    Inevitable "How long have you been living in Portugal" question coming up?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,677 ✭✭✭golondrinas


    Ten Pin wrote: »
    Open the close section

    There’s 50% off the clo ding.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    2smiggy wrote: »
    this wan would want to be a looker, she sounds very expensive to maintain


    Probably got skin like a prune.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,809 ✭✭✭Hector Savage


    For the ladies that can't afford to pay the extra for the waxing, I would be more than happy to offer my services as a volunteer - free!!!


  • Posts: 21,290 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    There was a salt a de eert aul wan in Lidl Nutgtove today coughing her 40 Major a day lungs out, maskless of course, and with hair coiffured.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,515 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    Portugal is not an island, go figure


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Nail work is disgusting when you see nail technicians without face masks, they would be breathing in all the nail sandings, minging.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,636 ✭✭✭urgelgru


    Die Beer E An Penin Sue Lah


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,435 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    is this amanda brunker


  • Posts: 11,642 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    zell12 wrote: »
    Aye, she was called Shirley Valentine and did the F plan

    I actually remember that line! :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,677 ✭✭✭golondrinas


    urgelgru wrote: »
    Cloding shops

    Also "chew tu lidge" of Archbishop John Charles McQuaid

    Got deer before me


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 14,872 ✭✭✭✭ednwireland


    zell12 wrote: »
    mask=burqa

    france the only place you can get fined for wearing and not wearing a face covering at the same time :confused:

    My weather

    https://www.ecowitt.net/home/share?authorize=96CT1F



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,224 ✭✭✭Mervyn Skidmore


    BPKS wrote: »
    Inevitable "How long have you been living in Portugal" question coming up?

    Followed by "remarkable woman" comment.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    Josè Duffy on his Portuguese show circa March: 'but de virus cant come here, we're a peninsula'


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    For the ladies that can't afford to pay the extra for the waxing, I would be more than happy to offer my services as a volunteer - free!!!

    Wax-on wax-off, so to speak.


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  • Posts: 11,642 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Nail work is disgusting when you see nail technicians without face masks, they would be breathing in all the nail sandings, minging.

    I was in a nail bar pre-covid. They had more PPE than the HSE had 6 weeks ago.


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