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  • #4082
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Roger_007 wrote: »
    People under 45 die all the time from all sorts of things.

    Sewercide will take many more times what the voyrus did if we stay on this road.


  • #4083
    Beechwoodspark
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,176 ✭✭✭✭Beechwoodspark


    Along comes 2004

    CORRECTTT


  • #4084
    dvcireland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,435 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    We won't mention what he's doing now

    10 years in de joy


  • #4085
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 11,642 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    "I don't know the full story".

    Perfect caller for Joe.


  • #4086
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    An ornithology consultant?


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  • #4087
    Beechwoodspark
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,176 ✭✭✭✭Beechwoodspark


    This lad has done a grand tour of every hostipple in dear aul duberlin by the sounds of it


  • #4088
    djemba djemba
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,607 ✭✭✭djemba djemba


    Atlantic Dawn wrote: »
    Sewercide will take many more times what the voyrus did if we stay on this road.

    Not suicide any more, You get fed up now


  • #4089
    Beechwoodspark
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,176 ✭✭✭✭Beechwoodspark


    Calpol, the usual aka a stiff measure of paddy


  • #4090
    dvcireland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,435 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    Did you try velsatis ?


  • #4091
    Beechwoodspark
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,176 ✭✭✭✭Beechwoodspark


    Sharp intake of breath - joe is lovin’ this


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  • #4092
    bigroad
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,323 ✭✭✭bigroad


    Yea the Kawasaki visited for a cup of tea.


  • #4093
    Beechwoodspark
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,176 ✭✭✭✭Beechwoodspark


    When did da werd

    Cow a sackeee

    Arrive


  • #4094
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Very few Kawasaki's on the roads now, not seen one in a long time.


  • #4095
    urgelgru
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,636 ✭✭✭urgelgru


    Whenever someone lists out a symptom of an illness Joe reacts as if he's experiencing the symptom himself..oooh, aaaah, ow!!!


  • #4096
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,329 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    Joe is going to blow his load listening to al this pain and illness


  • #4097
    Beechwoodspark
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,176 ✭✭✭✭Beechwoodspark


    The doc said if I’m right he will live, if I’m wrong we won’t talk about it

    That’s a lovely way of putting it sez joe!


  • #4098
    PieOhMy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    The boy with the lazer blue eye-uzz


  • #4099
    urgelgru
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,636 ✭✭✭urgelgru


    If it works, he'll be cured. If it doesn't work..............

    Joe: Ah, that's a lovely way of putting it.

    Wut.


  • #4100
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Can't even go to Legoland now.


  • #4101
    bigroad
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,323 ✭✭✭bigroad


    Ahhhh brilliant .


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  • #4102
    urgelgru
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,636 ✭✭✭urgelgru


    A jamboree of misery and misfortune, pulling and dragging! Everyone seems to have recovered, but we won't dwell on that.


  • #4103
    urgelgru
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,636 ✭✭✭urgelgru


    Is this Wayne from Fair City?


  • #4104
    Roger_007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    I assume this talk of de Kawasaki thing is designed to scare people out of sending their kids back to school?


  • #4105
    BPKS
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,453 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    Doctor Nick was on the ball


  • #4106
    zell12
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,515 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    Is Calpol the new Versatis?


  • #4107
    Beechwoodspark
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,176 ✭✭✭✭Beechwoodspark


    Joe is absolutely fascinated with

    Cow a sackeee disease


  • #4108
    bigroad
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,323 ✭✭✭bigroad


    This the medical history show now.


  • #4109
    dvcireland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,435 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    zell12 wrote: »
    Is Calpol the new Versatis?
    not a patch on robitussin


  • #4110
    Roger_007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    Three cases in 40 years..........it’s absolutely rampant!


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  • #4111
    BPKS
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,453 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    I know this has probably been asked before, but is Joe going to say washayerhands before every ad until there is a vaccine?

    I think the message has gotten through now Joe

    #bringayerearphones


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