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  • #3902
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 11,642 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Atlantic Dawn wrote: »
    I'm going to send an email in on Monday to say I'm teaching in an upper hob knob school and have been offered a Range Rover Sport to give Fintan an A1 in maths by his loaded parents.

    Fintan is a hurler from west clare. I think you mean Declan.


  • #3903
    Hego Damask
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 842 ✭✭✭Hego Damask


    thecretinhop wrote: »
    transgender wat the hell is dat?

    The latest fashionable mental illness, poor kid was probably pushed into it by his lunatic parents.


  • #3904
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    CH3OH wrote: »
    Joe is losing the plot with that suggestion... sure we will all do medicine

    Populist, idiotic nonsense.


  • #3905
    Beechwoodspark
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,176 ✭✭✭✭Beechwoodspark


    Constant whining and whinging that they didn’t want to do the exams

    and now constant whining and whinging about predictive marking


  • #3906
    Mervyn Skidmore
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,224 ✭✭✭Mervyn Skidmore


    Jaysis will you not take the advice given by the person who'll be doling out the grades.


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  • #3907
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Hego Damask wrote: »
    The latest fashionable mental illness, poor kid was probably pushed into it by his lunatic parents.

    Excuse me! His or Her parents!


  • #3908
    Busi_Girl08
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,651 ✭✭✭✭Busi_Girl08


    Is it not that the teacher is trying to help him not fail maths?


  • #3909
    boardise
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭boardise


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Jamie? Is it not Sam?


    Sam = Samuel ? , Sam= Samantha ?

    Either/Or ? , Both /And ? Half/ Half ?


  • #3910
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    cozar wrote: »
    teacher just dropping a hint that she didnt want to fail him at honours level.


    "Look, I'm trying to tell you you're too thick to pass Honours."


  • #3911
    urgelgru
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,636 ✭✭✭urgelgru


    Pan A Seeya


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  • #3912
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    Wat colour is de Range Rover Sport?

    Alsace Granite.


  • #3913
    Mervyn Skidmore
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,224 ✭✭✭Mervyn Skidmore


    So they were shouting for predicted grades a couple of weeks ago and now they're against it.


  • #3914
    jetfiremuck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,472 ✭✭✭jetfiremuck


    Hey buttercup....there is a duty of care that all teachers are well able to sense mammys boys ability. If he makes a balls of it she'll be on again bitching about the teacher


  • #3915
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Mr. Duffy: Good point.

    IT WAS NOT A GOOD POINT YOU CLOWN.


  • #3916
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 9,797 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Busi_Girl08 wrote: »
    Is it not that the teacher is trying to help him not fail maths?


    yes that is all.

    But you can't be ringing to Joe Duffy with a good moan if you think like that


  • #3917
    cozar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,575 ✭✭✭cozar


    a quarter past seven how dare you email my son at that ungodly hour.


  • #3918
    jetfiremuck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,472 ✭✭✭jetfiremuck


    Probably pissed that the email interrupted call of duty online game


  • #3919
    zell12
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,515 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    Oisin on line 3


  • #3920
    bottlebrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,215 ✭✭✭bottlebrush


    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    Excuse me! His or Her parents!

    Excuse me
    His and her parents


  • #3921
    Beechwoodspark
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,176 ✭✭✭✭Beechwoodspark


    Her little darling is probably thick as a brush and the truth hurts


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  • #3922
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Mr. Duffy: It's full of cracks.


    Unlike your insanely stupid and completely unworkable reuqest to let everyone into Turd level?


  • #3923
    thecretinhop
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,699 ✭✭✭thecretinhop


    de competition for the biggest whingers of the year teachers parents kids have your pick


  • #3924
    Mervyn Skidmore
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,224 ✭✭✭Mervyn Skidmore


    Ha, he wants the grades but doesn't want to do the exam. Eventually the truth came out.


  • #3925
    Ally Dick
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,787 ✭✭✭✭Ally Dick


    Leaving Cert should be Mocks + 15%. End of argument. No teacher interference


  • #3926
    urgelgru
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,636 ✭✭✭urgelgru


    I know Joe was touting the "let everyone do what they want to do in college" line a few weeks ago but I don't remember him being so rage-y about predictive grading before


  • #3927
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Why the need for honours if he's going to do an apprenticeship?


  • #3928
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,290 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Does going on Liveline not constitute bribing/persuading/canvassing?


  • #3929
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    We're fooked is this is the level of resilience these LC stewdents have.


  • #3930
    Mervyn Skidmore
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,224 ✭✭✭Mervyn Skidmore


    Hung, drawn and quartered.


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  • #3931
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 9,797 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Brave, my hole


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