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County shapes - which is the sexiest

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  • 11-05-2020 10:58pm
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    Man Vs ManUre
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    I posted this in Geography forum but got no response!!
    I have always thought that Roscommon is the sexiest shaped county in Ireland. It reminds me of the Venus du Milo. Sone people might argue for Clare also with its phallic-like shape. Or Wexford and Waterford you may say they have a nice curvy bottom. I think both Longford and Carlow are the worst, both are shaped like a blob of dogs turd. Donegal and Kerry are quite interesting, but their shape is very demonic and threatening. Roscommon is definitely the sexiest.


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    Kylta
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    Contact your doctor immediately. Recheck your medication, I'm sure your taking the wrong pills.


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    Flavour Diaper
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 61 ✭✭Flavour Diaper


    I'm drawn towards Fermanagh because it has two large wet holes.


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    ChikiChiki
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    There's something about Tipperary.


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    Charleigh Rancid Talc
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    Tipperary looks like a T-rex deep-throating Offaly.


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    Dr. Bre
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    Something sexy about Ar-magh


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    Better Than Christ
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    Probably Offaly, the way it caresses Laois while hoofing it into Tipp as Westmeath sits on its face.

    Or maybe Carlow - sexy enough to get double-penetrated by Kildare and Wicklow anyway.


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    Dr Turk Turkelton
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    I've always had Monaghan in the w@nk bank.


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    Man Vs ManUre
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    Galway is also kinda shaped like a penis.


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    Man Vs ManUre
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    Galway is excited while Clare seems to be suffering from booze droop.


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    Arghus
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    Pics or GTFO.


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    Kermit.de.frog
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    1040.gif


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    Church on Tuesday
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    *sigh - Mayo I guess.


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    ILoveYourVibes
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    Man Vs ManUre wrote: »
    I posted this in Geography forum but got no response!!
    I have always thought that Roscommon is the sexiest shaped county in Ireland. It reminds me of the Venus du Milo. Sone people might argue for Clare also with its phallic-like shape. Or Wexford and Waterford you may say they have a nice curvy bottom. I think both Longford and Carlow are the worst, both are shaped like a blob of dogs turd. Donegal and Kerry are quite interesting, but their shape is very demonic and threatening. Roscommon is definitely the sexiest.


    Claire is the Teddy Bears dick it is therefore the sexiest county.

    MapofCountiesofIreland_432kb_2.jpg


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    Church on Tuesday
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    Actually I just noticed from that map that Mayo, Sligo and Roscommon appear to be having a threesome.


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    ILoveYourVibes
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    Dublin is a ride though.


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    Yurt2
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    Leitrim looks like a lanky teenager growing into his frame and possibly with body image issues.

    "Why am I so long and narrow? Why do I have such a small coastline and all the other lads have bigger ones? Will I ever get any more post offices? What's the point me?"

    Roscommon looks pretty phallic from where I'm sitting.


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    Kermit.de.frog
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    Laois.

    I mean what's the point when you consider it carefully?


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    Man Vs ManUre wrote: »
    I posted this in Geography forum but got no response!!
    I have always thought that Roscommon is the sexiest shaped county in Ireland. It reminds me of the Venus du Milo. Sone people might argue for Clare also with its phallic-like shape. Or Wexford and Waterford you may say they have a nice curvy bottom. I think both Longford and Carlow are the worst, both are shaped like a blob of dogs turd. Donegal and Kerry are quite interesting, but their shape is very demonic and threatening. Roscommon is definitely the sexiest.
    Roscommon is shaped like a pistol?


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    bottlebrush
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    Carlow looks like a 99


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    El_Duderino 09
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    Dr. Bre wrote: »
    Something sexy about Ar-magh

    Something sexy about Your-magh


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    Aceandstuff
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    Roscommon is a cockanballs.


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    [Deleted User]
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    Kerry looks like a wolf with a knob on its forehead :D


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    Charleigh Rancid Talc
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    Kermit.de.frog wrote: »
    Laois.

    I mean what's the point when you consider it carefully?

    They do have a very nice GAA field. O'Moore Park is a nice venue for a county that is hopeless at both codes.


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    dd973
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    Does Longford even exist? They must be the Belgians of Ireland, can you think of any famous Longfordians without consulting Wikipedia?

    Cork probably robbed land off Kerry and Tipp just to be the biggest. Yorkshire btw is the biggest county in England.

    'Hmm... Cork people...Yorkshire people'...makes sense.


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    Sam Hain
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    Kermit.de.frog wrote: »
    1040.gif

    I've always seen Monaghan as a Scottish Terrier on its hind legs ready to greet you or more than likely ready to wrap his front paws around your leg and prod you with his lipstick.


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    Mr. CooL ICE
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    Kerry looks like the side view of female genitalia from a biology book, but tilted slightly. As it is probably the only county that looks like something I could have sex with, it gets my vote.


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    randd1
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    Cavan looks quite phallic.

    Offaly almost looks like a woman bent over a desk with her arms tucked down beside her.


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    s1ippy
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    Meath is a ghost looking for a hug, doesn't get much sexier than that.
    images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcTw_QalSEYxMi6msUp8AR--M0XNS4kKhmDpP--0o1J0MjEr2_H6&usqp=CAU


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    harry Bailey esq
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    Man Vs ManUre wrote: »
    Galway is excited while Clare seems to be suffering from booze droop.

    Dublin has a nice rack but a saggy arse...
    Co Down could probably do with some Viagra.


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    LeYouth
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    Dublin looks like a gremlin facing towards Britain.


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