Boardsies Decide :: The WORST song of all time!

Rikand · 06-05-2020 09:55AM

Round 1!!!

First song to reach 5 votes advances

No need for a reason at this point, though people are always welcome to give theirs

Reminder :: You are voting for the WORST song in each one of these matches

Round 1/Match 9

Madonna - American Pie

Vs

Rebecca Black - Friday

Round 1/Match 10

Ping Pong - Samey

Vs

Jenna Rose - My Jeans

Round 1/Match 11

Sam Fischer - This City

Vs

Tiesto & Dzeko Feat Preme and Post Malone - Jackie Chan

Guy wants to get laid so becomes a singer in touch with his emotions. I bet it didn't work. I wouldn't bang him.

Round 1/Match 12

Armi and Danny - I wanna love you tender

Vs

LMFAO - Sexy and I know it

I found LMFAO as having a really cheap aesthetic with the sound and their videoclips too

Madonna - American Pie Vs Rebecca Black - Friday
Ping Pong - Samey Vs Jenna Rose - My Jeans
Sam Fischer - This City Vs Tiesto & Dzeko Feat Preme and Post Malone - Jackie Chan
Armi and Danny - I wanna love you tender Vs LMFAO - Sexy and I know it

Necro · 06-05-2020 09:57AM

Rikand wrote:

Rebecca Black - Friday

Rikand wrote:

LMFAO - Sexy and I know it

American Pie is awful.

Friday is ten times worse though. Rebecca Black should be tried by the UN for crimes against humanity with that horrific song.

LMFAO is a stupid name for a band, bloody text speak infecting our general population worse than any virus

06-05-2020 10:01AM

Soulja Boy - Crank That. Even though I loved it at the time, it's objectively worse than Simon and Garfunkel.

The Chats - Smoko Vs Mark Gormley. I refuse to engage with this match as one of them really just seems like a parody or a skit.

C1 - Virus Vs Eamon - **** it (I dont want you back). See above.

Dennis Waterman and George Cole - What are we gonna get er indoors. Fire burning wasn't the worst.

06-05-2020 10:04AM

Rebecca Black - Friday. The worst but in a good way.

Jenna Rose - My Jeans. The worst but in a bad way.

Sam Fischer - This City. He is cry **** here.

Armi and Danny - I wanna love you tender. LMFAO banged. Don't care!

Also Starring LeVar Burton · 06-05-2020 10:05AM

Rebecca Black - Friday ; dunno if its the absolute worst, but certainly one of the better known of the absolute worsts

Jenna Rose - My Jeans ; both are terrible, but My Jeans is slightly more terrible

Tiesto & Dzeko Feat Preme and Post Malone - Jackie Chan ; I could probably listen to Sam Fischer if I had to, but this other lot are what I hate about modern music, overproduced nonsense mumbly lyrics set to dodgy video game melody

LMFAO - Sexy and I know it ; I Wanna Love You Tender is a good song, and Sexy and I Know It is just annoying

Barney92 · 06-05-2020 10:09AM

Soulja Boy - Crank That (Awful, awful stuff)
Dennis Waterman and George Cole - What are we gonna get er indoors (Fire Burning is top notch so can't let it go through)
Rebecca Black - Friday (this was a hard choice for me but Friday is just a terrible song)
Ping Pong - Samey (Sounds like a rip-off of ooh a just a little bit)
Tiesto & Dzeko Feat Preme and Post Malone - Jackie Chan (Not a fan)
LMFAO - Sexy and I know it (As has been said, it is an annoying song)

tusk · 06-05-2020 10:13AM

what the hell some of these are great songs!

quickbeam · 06-05-2020 10:26AM

Madonna - American Pie because at least Rebecca Black didn't murder a classic.

rainbowtrout · 06-05-2020 10:37AM

Omackeral wrote: »

Dionne Warwick - Do you know the way to San Jose. Not a bad song really but Nelly’s an old fave of mine.

Richie Kavanagh - Aon Focal Eile. Embarrassing immature sh*te adored by the type of people that call you ‘lad’ and think drinking is a personality.

3 of a kind - Babycakes. Absolute f*cking poison. Hope it wins the lot. No wonder we never heard from these wankpuffins again.

The Tweets - The Birdie Son. Because not only do I like to whip, but I also like to nae nae.

:pac::pac::pac::pac:

This is what I'm here for.

:D:D

rainbowtrout · 06-05-2020 10:41AM

Simon and Garfunkel - Bridge over troubled waters Vs Soulja Boy - Crank That
The Chats - Smoko Vs Mark Gormley
C1 - Virus Vs Eamon - **** it (I dont want you back)
Sean Kingston - Fire Burning Vs Dennis Waterman and George Cole - What are we gonna get er indoors

rainbowtrout · 06-05-2020 10:44AM

Madonna - American Pie Vs Rebecca Black - Friday
Ping Pong - Samey Vs Jenna Rose - My Jeans
Sam Fischer - This City Vs Tiesto & Dzeko Feat Preme and Post Malone - Jackie Chan
Armi and Danny - I wanna love you tender Vs LMFAO - Sexy and I know it

Rikand · 06-05-2020 10:45AM

The Chats - Smoko [2] Vs Mark Gormley - Without You [2]

C1 - Virus [5] Vs Eamon - **** it (I dont want you back) [1]
Sean Kingston - Fire Burning [2] Vs Dennis Waterman and George Cole - What are we gonna get er indoors [5]

Madonna - American Pie [1] Vs Rebecca Black - Friday [5]
Ping Pong - Samey [1] Vs Jenna Rose - My Jeans [3]
Sam Fischer - This City [2] Vs Tiesto & Dzeko Feat Preme and Post Malone - Jackie Chan [2]
Armi and Danny - I wanna love you tender [2] Vs LMFAO - Sexy and I know it [3]

Friday is bad, but it doesnt deserve to win 5-1 against that Madonna song. That match should have been closer

Rikand · 06-05-2020 10:49AM

Round 1!!!

First song to reach 5 votes advances

No need for a reason at this point, though people are always welcome to give theirs

Reminder :: You are voting for the WORST song in each one of these matches

Round 1/Match 13

Sean Paul - Get Busy

Vs

DJ Otzi - Hey Baby

Why I Hate It: Just hearing this incites violence and makes me want to punch something

Round 1/Match 14

Jan Terri - Baby Blues

Vs

Black Lace - Hokey Cokey

I want to introduce cult musician Jan Terri to a wider audience. Her music is only surpassed by her low-budget videos.

Why I Hate It: Black Lace in general are a nuisance to the world of music, but this is the greatest of their sins. It's the type of song that only small children and OAP's enjoy, and just makes everyone else want to kill themselves

Round 1/Match 15

Cheeky Girls - The Cheeky Song

Vs

Daphne and Celeste - U.G.L.Y

Not only awful but nasty too.

Round 1/Match 16

Freaxxx - Brokencyde

Vs

Cher - Believe

My least favourite song of all time. Auto tuned to the Nth degree. I despise this song and despise even more how it was so popular. It is utter scutter

Sean Paul - Get Busy Vs DJ Otzi - Hey Baby
Jan Terri - Baby Blues Vs Black Lace - Hokey Cokey
Cheeky Girls - The Cheeky Song Vs Daphne and Celeste - U.G.L.Y
Freaxxx - Brokencyde Vs Cher - Believe

Necro · 06-05-2020 10:52AM

Rikand wrote:

DJ Otzi - Hey Baby

Rikand wrote:

Black Lace - Hokey Cokey

Rikand wrote:

Cheeky Girls - The Cheeky Song

Rikand wrote:

Cher - Believe

Votes above. Now we're getting into the nasty stuff. Someone was high on Cokey alright when they wrote that bloody song.

quickbeam · 06-05-2020 10:56AM

Freaxxx - Brokencyde because Cher doesn't deserve to be here either.

Also Starring LeVar Burton · 06-05-2020 10:57AM

DJ Otzi - Hey Baby ; sticking with my nomination. Hate it so much.

Black Lace - Hokey Cokey ; another of my nominations. I just want to die whenever I hear it.

Daphne and Celeste - U.G.L.Y ; both awful in their own ways, but I find the Cheeky Song somewhat more bearable, so my vote goes to U.G.L.Y

Freaxxx - Brokencyde ; I don't mind Believe, but whatever the hell this yoke is supposed to be is truly dreadful. Were they trying to fit every genre in to one song or something?

Rikand · 06-05-2020 11:05AM

quickbeam wrote: »

Freaxxx - Brokencyde because Cher doesn't deserve to be here either.

I ****ing hate believe

Necro · 06-05-2020 11:08AM

Rikand wrote:

I ****ing hate believe

It's AWFUL and absolutely deserves to be nominated

Kolido · 06-05-2020 11:13AM

DJ Otzi - Hey Baby

Cheeky Girls - The Cheeky Song
Freaxxx - Brokencyde, that cher song is a great tune, the nerve of some ppl.

rainbowtrout · 06-05-2020 11:39AM

Sean Paul - Get Busy Vs DJ Otzi - Hey Baby
Jan Terri - Baby Blues Vs Black Lace - Hokey Cokey
Cheeky Girls - The Cheeky Song Vs Daphne and Celeste - U.G.L.Y
Freaxxx - Brokencyde Vs Cher - Believe

There is some woeful tripe in here only 16 matches in....

06-05-2020 11:42AM

Ping Pong - Samey Vs Jenna Rose - My Jeans - You can at least appreciate the kitsch factor in Ping Pong, there's nothing at all redeemable about Jenna Rose.

Sam Fischer - This City Vs Tiesto & Dzeko Feat Preme and Post Malone - Jackie Chan - The Sam Fischer one is more bland than terrible. "Sushi from Japan, Jackie Chan" is much worse.

Sean Paul - Get Busy Vs DJ Otzi - Hey Baby - While Get Busy isn't really my thing, I might enjoy hearing it on a night out. The same can never be said for that other yoke.

Cheeky Girls - The Cheeky Song Vs Daphne and Celeste - U.G.L.Y - both terrible but The Cheeky Song is fairly benign whereas U.G.L.Y is actually quite nasty.

Freaxxx - Brokencyde Vs Cher - Believe - again, Believe isn't a song I'd generally listen to in my spare time but I might enjoy it on a night out. Brokencyde is literally just noise.

TheValeyard · 06-05-2020 11:56AM

Holy frak that Freaxxx - Brokencyde is pure ****e, that gets my vote.

Also voting Cheeky Girls - The Cheeky Song. The 3rd worst thing to come out of Romania

And Jan Terri - Baby Blues, cause its total muck and all copies should be burned

Rikand · 06-05-2020 12:06PM

The Chats - Smoko [2] Vs Mark Gormley - Without You [2]

Ping Pong - Samey [1] Vs Jenna Rose - My Jeans [4]
Sam Fischer - This City [2] Vs Tiesto & Dzeko Feat Preme and Post Malone - Jackie Chan [3]
Armi and Danny - I wanna love you tender [2] Vs LMFAO - Sexy and I know it [3]

Sean Paul - Get Busy [1] Vs DJ Otzi - Hey Baby [4]
Jan Terri - Baby Blues[1] Vs Black Lace - Hokey Cokey [3]
Cheeky Girls - The Cheeky Song [3] Vs Daphne and Celeste - U.G.L.Y [3]
Freaxxx - Brokencyde [5] Vs Cher - Believe [1]

Sad that believe didnt go further, but that Freaxxx song is so bad it could possibly win this whole thing outright

Niska · 06-05-2020 12:07PM

Round 1/Match 9
Madonna - American Pie Vs Rebecca Black - Friday - Truly atrocious song (Madonna's is an atrocious version of a good, song)

Round 1/Match 10

Ping Pong - Samey Vs Jenna Rose - My Jeans - My Jeans - awful awful awful

Round 1/Match 11

Sam Fischer - This City Vs Tiesto & Dzeko Feat Preme and Post Malone - Jackie Chan - Neither are awful, rather non entity blandness. Jackie Chan is slightly more forgettable

Round 1/Match 12

Armi and Danny - I wanna love you tender Vs LMFAO - Sexy and I know it - Just, wow. Bad, but not bad enough to be good

Niska · 06-05-2020 12:15PM

Sean Paul - Get Busy Vs DJ Otzi - Hey Baby - Either would be worthy of going through, but the under-running 'tune' is grating in Get Busy
Jan Terri - Baby Blues Vs Black Lace - Hokey Cokey - have a drunken fondness for the hokey kokey, and Baby Blues is
Cheeky Girls - The Cheeky Song Vs Daphne and Celeste - U.G.L.Y - Both are deserving of awful progression, but Cheekys' are just that little bit more awful
Freaxxx - Brokencyde Vs Cher - Believe - poles apart -n o contest

Rikand · 06-05-2020 12:34PM

The Chats - Smoko [2] Vs Mark Gormley - Without You [3]

Ping Pong - Samey [1] Vs Jenna Rose - My Jeans [5]
Sam Fischer - This City [3] Vs Tiesto & Dzeko Feat Preme and Post Malone - Jackie Chan [4]
Armi and Danny - I wanna love you tender [4] Vs LMFAO - Sexy and I know it [3]

Sean Paul - Get Busy [3] Vs DJ Otzi - Hey Baby [5]
Jan Terri - Baby Blues[3] Vs Black Lace - Hokey Cokey [3]
Cheeky Girls - The Cheeky Song [5] Vs Daphne and Celeste - U.G.L.Y [4]

06-05-2020 12:36PM

DJ Otzi - Hey Baby. Get Busy is class. F*ck whoever voted nominated it.

Cheeky Girls - The Cheeky Song. Just no need or want for it. Cancerous.

Cher - Believe. Here's the thing about Cher, even in the 90's. She was about 104 years old, has no last name and has crappy autotuned music.

Rikand · 06-05-2020 12:37PM

Round 1!!!

First song to reach 5 votes advances

No need for a reason at this point, though people are always welcome to give theirs

Reminder :: You are voting for the WORST song in each one of these matches

Round 1/Match 17

The Mavericks - Dance the night away

Vs

Bagatelle - Somewhere in Europe

The epitome of Middle of the road soft rock. More like roadkill.

Round 1/Match 18

Vennu Mallesh - Its my life what ever I

Vs

Jedward - Bad behaviour

Round 1/Match 19
Billy Ray Cyrus - Achy Breaky Heart

Vs

Ronan Keating - Friends in time

Round 1/Match 20

Mike and the Mechanics - Living Years

Vs

Las Ketchup - The Ketchup Song

I swear loudly every time I hear this song. Every time. No matter where I am.

The Mavericks - Dance the night away Vs Bagatelle - Somewhere in Europe
Vennu Mallesh - Its my live what ever I Vs Jedward - Bad behaviour
Billy Ray Cyrus - Achy Breaky Heart Vs Ronan Keating - Friends in time
Mike and the Mechanics - Living Years Vs Las Ketchup - The Ketchup Song

06-05-2020 12:38PM

TheValeyard wrote: »

Also voting Cheeky Girls - The Cheeky Song. The 3rd worst thing to come out of Romania

Go on then, what are the two things worse than this to come from Romania?
I wanna guess Nicolae and Elena Ceaușescu but you might be thinking of something completely different!

Necro · 06-05-2020 12:40PM

Rikand wrote:

Bagatelle - Somewhere in Europe

Rikand wrote:

Jedward - Bad behaviour

Rikand wrote:

Ronan Keating - Friends in time

Ah who nominated Billy Ray Cyrus:eek:

Votes above. Cos Bagatelle and Jedward are beyond terrible.

Boardsies Decide :: The WORST song of all time!

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