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Joexit-is Joe back for 2020?

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  • #8492
    Jordan 199
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,060 ✭✭✭✭Jordan 199


    Will it be a shag carpet?


  • #8493
    CH3OH
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,063 ✭✭✭CH3OH


    She's as a cute as a fox


  • #8494
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Dan Jaman wrote: »

    Now for a free re-roofing job.




    BINGO!


  • #8495
    cozar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,575 ✭✭✭cozar


    oh god dont say to Joe an area he familiar with he will be describing it until 3.


  • #8496
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    CH3OH wrote: »
    She's as a cute as a fox


    With two dicks.


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  • #8497
    generalgerry
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,415 ✭✭✭generalgerry


    Joe'll fix it.


  • #8498
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 11,642 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Des Kelly must be on lunch.


  • #8499
    generalgerry
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,415 ✭✭✭generalgerry


    Had you planned on giving 3K to a fraudster?


  • #8500
    2smiggy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 23,248 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    say you had a holiday planned for Florida, and wait for Brendan o'Carroll to offer his house for a fortnight


  • #8501
    bottlebrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,215 ✭✭✭bottlebrush


    Copper cylinder gone?


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  • #8502
    2smiggy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 23,248 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    2smiggy wrote: »
    she says a lot of things are raising 'flags' for her , yet still handed over that amount of cash.

    do feel sorry for elderly people being caught out, but she seems very coherent

    she's more coherent than I imagined. Was there ever any travellers ?


  • #8503
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 11,642 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    shearforce wrote: »
    this is ridiculous that these people get conned so easily.

    I need to have a chat with the parents over the weekend

    I see it on Cowboy Builders all the time. "I gave Fingers McGraw 30,000 to put on an extension and he demolished my green house instead."

    I often wonder how these muppets save up 30,000 to begin with if they are that gullible.


  • #8504
    swingking
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,260 ✭✭✭swingking


    Ethnic minority klaxon


  • #8505
    generalgerry
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,415 ✭✭✭generalgerry


    Was that Joe Duffy that did the Mousetrap murder


  • #8506
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Wat colour was de tractor?


  • #8507
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 11,642 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    And what colour was the tractor?


  • #8508
    golondrinas
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,675 ✭✭✭golondrinas


    Wait until you hit mid 70s and your brain has shrunk like f***.


  • #8509
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Was it a two-stroke engine?


  • #8510
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,290 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Des Kelly must be on lunch.

    Des Kelly RIP


  • #8511
    bottlebrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,215 ✭✭✭bottlebrush


    So the cattle never got fed before?


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  • #8512
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Gravity - it's a bugger.


  • #8513
    withless
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,741 ✭✭✭withless


    HE HAD A STROKE


  • #8514
    2smiggy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 23,248 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    i thought you were feeding the cattle, now you are splitting logs ?

    also lying under a tractor, not trapped with it on top of you like the promo suggested


  • #8515
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    withless wrote: »
    HE HAD A STROKE


    Enough of Joe.


  • #8516
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    "No ambulance, it will cost money."


  • #8517
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,290 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    2smiggy wrote: »
    she's more coherent than I imagined. Was there ever any travellers ?

    A ploy to get a new floor? She’d have to smear tar on the old one now for the company that’s giving her a free new one.


  • #8518
    bottlebrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,215 ✭✭✭bottlebrush


    2smiggy wrote: »
    i thought you were feeding the cattle, now you are splitting logs ?

    also lying under a tractor, not trapped with it on top of you like the promo suggested

    He was playing badminton at the same time


  • #8519
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 11,642 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    FFS Does Joe not listen at all?

    Caller told him who found him, that he was in and out of consciousness.

    Follow up questions from Joe:
    Who found you?
    Were you in and out of consciousness?


  • #8520
    cozar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,575 ✭✭✭cozar


    he was feeding the cattle, splitting logs, lying under a tractor and playing badminton. busy man.


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  • #8521
    2smiggy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 23,248 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    any point to all this (no i'm not new here)


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