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Joexit-is Joe back for 2020?

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  • #8222
    Odyssey 2005
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,051 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    pc7 wrote: »
    Joe do you think we give a flying sideways sh1te about posting cats and dogs to China.

    400k people!!

    400k +++


  • #8223
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,287 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    Is Joe off tomorrow? He’s fierce chipper and giddy today.


  • #8224
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 11,642 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    neris wrote: »
    postal expert joe duffy and his black & white cat

    From the sounds of it he posted the black and white cat to China.


  • #8225
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 9,797 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Camp voice at level 10


  • #8226
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    pc7 wrote: »
    Joe do you think we give a flying sideways sh1te about posting cats and dogs to China.

    400k people!!


    But, but, it's nodda croyme in Choina.


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  • #8227
    McDermotX
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,311 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    No TYFYS for the man.

    You're slippin', Joe .


  • #8228
    djemba djemba
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,607 ✭✭✭djemba djemba


    Dan Jaman wrote: »
    Joe regurgitating all the rubbish he'd overheard on the bus about China post.

    Joe on a bus. With material like that it's Funny Friday for you


  • #8229
    FAILSAFE 00
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,442 ✭✭✭FAILSAFE 00


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Using similar maths, 1500 a month paid in HAP payments over a year is 18,000 euro. 18,000 * 1000 (for 1000 families) is 18 Million a year, spent on the Housing assistant program a year. Remember when they used to say rent was dead money? Well thats what the council is doing, paying dead money on other peoples rent.

    KM? Kevin Myers?

    Not quite. The rental income is taxed.

    40-52% of the 18,000k comes back to the government in tax.


  • #8230
    Odyssey 2005
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,051 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    pc7 wrote: »
    Is Joe off tomorrow? He’s fierce chipper and giddy today.

    Hes all ticklish with all the smoke postman pat blew up his hole !


  • #8231
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 11,642 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Deleted User wrote: »
    My cat’s leg will now be in a bag in de post to de Lab.

    When the boys in the lab are finished with it, send it to China for the crack. Put the return address as you know where ;)


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  • #8232
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 11,642 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    FAILSAFE 00 wrote: »
    Not quite. The rental income is taxed.

    40-52% of the 18,000k comes back to the government in tax.

    Yes, to the Government. Not the Council.


  • #8233
    djemba djemba
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,607 ✭✭✭djemba djemba


    What is your daughters difference so to speak? Go on Joe ask it.


  • #8234
    Odyssey 2005
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,051 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    Your daughter should be on a DPS if they take the card from her


  • #8235
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,290 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Terminal illness bingo.


  • #8236
    Odyssey 2005
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,051 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    Terminal illness
    B
    I
    N
    G
    O....


  • #8237
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Terminal illness - card cancelled.
    They probably jumped the gun a bit, there.


  • #8238
    Odyssey 2005
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,051 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    Snap...its a sign cat :)


  • #8239
    Floppybits
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,065 ✭✭✭Floppybits


    I bet Joe started to drool when he heard terminal illness.


  • #8240
    Odyssey 2005
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,051 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    You will rest caller...eventually


  • #8241
    vicwatson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    Is Joe orgasming again?

    Oh hold on "termimal illness".... he is


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  • #8242
    Odyssey 2005
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,051 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    Floppybits wrote: »
    I bet Joe started to drool when he heard terminal illness.

    I thought I heard a zip


  • #8243
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,290 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    A Terminal Illness Card


  • #8244
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    "Wha... bu'... aeh... oh.. eh.. whe... doo... ok... mumph... "

    Wonderful diction from our esteemed host, there.


  • #8245
    Roger_007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    Diagnosed with a terminal illness three years ago...........?


  • #8246
    sligojoek
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Tell us about de teeerminal illness.


  • #8247
    sligojoek
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Tell us about de teeerminal illness.


  • #8248
    Odyssey 2005
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,051 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    We all know what joe is dying ;) to ask..


  • #8249
    Floppybits
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,065 ✭✭✭Floppybits


    Odyssey 2005 wrote: »
    We all know what joe is dying ;) to ask..

    He is building up to it.


  • #8250
    vicwatson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    Dan Jaman wrote: »
    "Wha... bu'... aeh... oh.. eh.. whe... doo... ok... mumph... "

    Wonderful diction from our esteemed host, there.


    He was just thinking about which comments he'd insulate


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  • #8251
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,290 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    So what’s his terminal illness, and is it guaranteed terminal so to speak?


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