The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

EagererBeaver · 12-01-2020 10:50PM

Have just been sent a screenshot of a couple who have called their kid Dodger. Photos of monogrammed baby clothes and all so it's real.

MintyMagnum · 13-01-2020 12:19AM

EagererBeaver wrote: »

Have just been sent a screenshot of a couple who have called their kid Dodger.

May he be both Artful & Jammie.

Deebles McBeebles · 13-01-2020 10:43AM

Heard of a Rua the other day. Grand name for a dog though.

Gwen Cooper · 14-01-2020 12:03PM

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

Heard of a Rua the other day. Grand name for a dog though.

I kinda like that. Most likey wouldn't name my kid that, but I really like the way it sounds.

Marty Xavier · 17-01-2020 04:52PM

Rua Tipoki, Munster ligind

MintyMagnum · 17-01-2020 07:33PM

Marty Xavier wrote: »

Rua Tipoki, Munster ligind

Think Ronan O'Gara called one of his Rua?

puppieperson1 · 17-01-2020 08:52PM

Little barry ( son of barry who is affectionately called big barry , i kid you not )

ButtersSuki · 18-01-2020 09:36AM

I heard a mother call for “Puffin” yesterday. They were Irish.

EagererBeaver · 19-01-2020 08:32AM

There is some twat "mummy blogger" my wife has come across on Instagram whose kids' names are, no joke:

Bolan-Billy Super Duper

Ziggy-Ramone Unicorn Prince

Hendrix-Cobaine Santa Claus

Lennon-William Egg Butty

Potential-Monke · 19-01-2020 09:39AM

I don't follow the current music people, so I still thought that utter bellend Kanye only had 1 child he called North. Turns out he has 4, and all 4 have stupid names:

Saint
North
Psalm
Chicago

I just... can't.

Bobblehats · 19-01-2020 11:00AM

Kyren. The closest professional snooker will get to an american, his entrance music is an abomination too if that’s the new breed then bye

corks finest · 19-01-2020 11:05AM

Chelsea

corks finest · 19-01-2020 11:05AM

Mighty

Marty Xavier · 24-01-2020 01:01PM

I wonder will Hendrix-Cobain make it to 28?

SusieBlue · 24-01-2020 01:11PM

Daizie

Sardonicat · 24-01-2020 03:41PM

SusieBlue wrote: »

Daizie

Because Daisy just sounds so common

Hotblack Desiato · 24-01-2020 06:59PM

Marty Xavier wrote: »

I wonder will Hendrix-Cobain make it to 28?

Stone? There's a good chance

Foweva Awone · 24-01-2020 07:29PM

Three siblings called Azaria, Elyas and Querida. It's bad when you can't even figure out if they're supposed to be boys or girls names!

wandererz · 24-01-2020 07:43PM

Friend of mine married a guy named "Stalin".
His brother is "Fidel Casttro".

Seriously. The father was a communist, in India of all places.

Stalin runs a tour company these days.

Naggdefy · 24-01-2020 07:46PM

I know a family of Turkish origin, the Shi*tas. Nice people. Their eldest son is called Mustafa. About 17 now. Mustafa Shi*ta.

Also know a bloke from the Caribbean called Canary Bento. Bento his surname.