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Joexit-is Joe back for 2020?

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  • Posts: 4,546 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    The state pension is a gateway drug to other benefits you say.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    His OR HER pension


  • Posts: 4,546 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Most TDs would do more days than Joe....

    Considering the rte gravy train that Joe rides on this is nauseating.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,363 ✭✭✭✭Del.Monte


    **** off gate. :mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,741 ✭✭✭withless


    Joe Talk.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,041 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    is this Alan Shatter having a go at the Gubberment?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,415 ✭✭✭generalgerry


    ffs Duffy is on multiples of what the politicians are on. Why does none of the callers call him on this???


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Plug a few more RTE shows while you're at it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,809 ✭✭✭Hector Savage


    "gorgeous program" ? what the f*ck is Joe on ????


  • Posts: 21,290 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Steam coming from Joe at Ryanair ad


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  • Posts: 9,797 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    "gorgeous program" ? what the f*ck is Joe on ????

    he took his uppers this morning by the sounds of it


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,415 ✭✭✭generalgerry


    Another very coincidentally appropriate advertisement.


  • Posts: 4,546 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    ffs Duffy is on multiples of what the politicians are on. Why does none of the callers call him on this???

    "BAD LINE CALLER, BACK AFTER THESE"

    *Sudden cut to an ad for the TV licence* :cool:


  • Posts: 21,290 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Did you reach de top?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Should have given yourself a lift, caller.


  • Posts: 4,546 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    FOURTEEN

    I was fourteen in my first job too Joe.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,311 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    The elevator industry.

    Very up and down that as a career.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,041 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    Ex elevator guy, Tony's retirement stuck on the fourth floor...so to speak

    Source;

    Sil Fox book of Jokes . 1935.


  • Posts: 21,290 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Or wurking for RTÉ, caller.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,041 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    a ride a day


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,741 ✭✭✭withless


    Comedian Joe.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,311 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    The lift boy story.



    Again.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,467 ✭✭✭jetfiremuck


    Duffy the clown.....sure why not


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Jeez, Joe. You'd think Mr Murphy would let you off for a pyss in all those 14 years.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,446 ✭✭✭Field east


    sligojoek wrote: »
    Caller: my mother who sadly passed away.

    Joe:. Grunt grunt.

    Joseph defo not himself today because he never asked her what she died from, what day of the week was it and was she married. Unless his brain is showing its age. The Mejia are of the opinion that people who work hard physically should be allowed to retire earlier than those who do not because of the ware and tear on the body eg workers in the building construction trade. What people do not realize is that the brain can equally be worked very hard and where dat is the case people should also be able to retire early without losing out on pension.

    I would put Joseph’s job into the ‘worked very hard’ category. Therefor Joseph’s brain is approaching /at/ gone past that position whereby it chooses its sharpness , absentmindness start to creep in , Eric, etc, etc, etc


  • Posts: 4,546 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Whadda ya reckon? Can he keep this up every day to the election?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,165 ✭✭✭jelutong


    BELIEVE IT OR NOT, I do so to speak. I’ll post it in the morning.

    I like to call it “listen as a man has a canary Lahv on air as ironically he doesn’t understand the meaning of the phrase ‘to have a canary’ so to speak”.

    The Canary in the goldmine so to speak.


  • Posts: 21,290 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I know dat x 3


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Field east wrote: »

    I would put Joseph’s job into the ‘worked very hard’ category.




    Sorry, run that by me again?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,809 ✭✭✭Hector Savage


    Joe fiddling with a pen ....


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