Biggest scandal in your workplace (Mod Note in OP)

Stevieluvsye wrote: »

Jesus, that tale left me shaken if i'm being honest.

I can't even imagine the level of fear you had waking up.

I remember i woke up in a strangers bed in leeds one morning after a monster piss up. She was fcuking enormous.

I asked her what we got up to and she said i passed out after a kiss.

Amen to that.

To be fair I don't want to give the impression I was man handled or physically coerced. I was just so drunk I was on autopilot and probably went along with it for the 'craic' without any thought.

I mean we have all had 'WTF' moments after beer but this was defo a WTF moment to top it all off all WTF moments.

I was more concerned that my heavily pregnant wife had no idea where I was or what I had got up and the bollocking I was going to get...:o

Gay guy was the least of my worries at that stage.

I was in a small company, about 10 staff, and our main client didn't pay us what we were owed which ultimately led to us closing down.

I found out all of this via a drunken email to all from the CEO one night telling us not to come back to work, which he sent after going into the office and smashing all the computer equipment with a baseball bat so it couldn't be taken by creditors. About a year later he tried to hire me into his new startup. I said no.

Iseedeadpixels wrote: »

Steviedidntloveher :D

If you can't lift her, don't shift her :P

Nothing at all funny about this one.

Did most of my training in a firm in the south east. Small office. 2 bosses, 1 middle aged lad that was there for years, 2 part timers in reception and 3/4 trainees then as well. The guy that was there for years was fair sound. Always helping out the trainees with work or any other problems etc. Often went out to lunch as a group (without the bosses) and he'd pay for it (he was from an old well to do family in the locality). Anyway, I moved on after a few years but anytime I was down there I'd pop in and say hello and there'd be the odd text etc usually to do with a gaa match if our counties were playing each other.

Then a couple of years later I'm looking at the news and this guy is being sentenced to a fairly long jail term for abusing young lads for years. It would have been happening all the time we were working together. There were dozens of victims and the oldest any of them would have been would be the mid teens. I never had such a feeling of disbelief and the thought of how you could think one thing of a person while at the same time they are capable of sinking to such lows still bothers me. He's still in jail as far as I know.

Hector Savage wrote: »

Why do finance guys get away with this sh*t ?

If that were an IT guy his life would be over by now.

It was a different time back in 2010. finance guys life would be over now as well.

I see gawker and business-insider published the email with the girls faces unblurred. not a hope they'd do that now

An small office down the road from us a few years ago.

It turned out the boss was underdeclaring tax etc. The net was closing in on him and the regulatory authorities had an appointment with him one morning.

The lady sat down in front of him and pulls out a handgun and blew his brains out in front of her. Last I heard, she never returned to work after that.

About three years was dealing with a matter which involved a messy divorce. H & W did not speak and I was the go between until the matter was concluded. But anyway the H was non contactable for a few days, not answering calls, emails etc. I even wrote to the house.

Then I get a call one morning from the estate agent who had forced his way into the house to find the H hanging in the living room. He had been dead for a few days.

The H before he killed himself, had boxed away all his personal papers in a 2-3 boxes and left them at his feet. The W (who was bit of a bitch to be fair) went back in a collected the boxes and dumped them in my office- there was dark stains all over the papers. Basically it is safe to conclude that as the boxes were at his feet and he was dangling there, bodily fluids were dripping onto the papers.

It was sad as I went through the papers and you could see the mental decline over a few years and increasingly erratic behaviour. They had 3 kids.

I made her come back and take the boxes.

Gwen Cooper wrote: »

Excuse me, I'm massive and none of the guys I've been with would be able to lift me, and I have it on a good authority that I was one of the best they've been with - don't knock it until you try it is all I'm saying

I meant if you can't lift her from the bed then don't move her :P;)

Stevieluvsye wrote: »

Nah, that experience with fat chops left me scarred. Another thing that just came back about that episode was that she had a ronny that freddie mercury would have been proud of.

What the fcuk was i thinking..............................Jesus man.

LOL....don't worry man. This is a safe place. We have all been there.

I spent ages with this one years ago...gently caressing her boobs as she was sitting on me but I was so pissed I didn't realise it was a roll of stomach fat I was manhandling. I was trying to find her nipples.

Three Colleagues of mine were working late in the office one evening. Close net gang, work hard, play hard sort. The most senior of them declares he's going for a dump and the other two decide for a bit of fun to follow him into the Gents a few moments after. They fill two small watercooler cups of water and fire them over into the one occupied cubicle in the toilets.


They hear "what the fúck" as they scurry out the door and erupt into laughter in the hallway. But then their colleague emerges from the disable toilets at the other side of the hall and looks at them. They stop laughing immediately, they've no idea who they just soaked and are frozen in mortifications. They saved what they'd done, grabbed their coats and just went home.

partyguinness wrote: »

Fatties are always a memorable experience. They really get into it. Make hay while sun shines and all that. Pure filth. They appreciate it more than some dolly bird who does not make the effort.

Plus we can fit a lot of stuff into our mouths, should the need arise :cool:

Captain_Crash wrote: »

One bloke in my office murdered his Mrs a while back in some love triangle (explicit details are sketchy). By chance I was good friends with one of the firemen who attended the scene and he said it was the most gruesome thing he had ever seen.

Ehm.... Tell us more

Gwen Cooper wrote: »

Plus we can fit a lot of stuff into our mouths, should the need arise :cool:

Tried to PM you there, Inbox appears to be full:D

'I got totally **** faced one night and woke up one morning next to this absolute stunner....'

Nobody said ever.