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Ultimate Crisp Tournament

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,091 ✭✭✭secondrowgal


    Bacon Fries
    He should divorce you, you have proven yourself unworthy, uncouth and undesirable.

    I’m not at home. Just got a text to say my stuff is in the driveway... better not have touched my stuff with his stinky bacon fries mitts :mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,627 ✭✭✭Woke Hogan


    Bacon Fries
    Omackeral wrote: »
    ... it's a poll so your typed ''vote'' means precisely f*ck all?

    Isn’t it weird how time is relative and all that? For example, at the exact same rate this hour is counting down so are the last seconds of your fifteen minutes.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭Uncharted


    Bacon Fries
    I’m not at home. Just got a text to say my stuff is in the driveway... better not have touched my stuff with his stinky bacon fries mitts :mad:

    Room at mine if you're stuck.


    I got you fam.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 54,221 ✭✭✭✭tayto lover


    Bacon Fries
    To the barricades men. Tayto has to be defended.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 600 ✭✭✭Lil Sally Anne Jnr.


    Bacon Fries
    It doesn't matter whether you like Tayto or not. BACON FRIES ARE INDISPUTABLY NOT THE BEST CRISPS IN THE COUNTRY. They are a niche item for awl fellahs in pubs with man boobs.

    So glad MEANIES WON THE COMP.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,665 ✭✭✭appledrop


    Come on the Bacon Fries!


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Max Tiny Spokesperson


    PARlance wrote: »
    Who cares about trending or not.

    This isn't a popularity contest.

    that's exactly what this is!!!

    even i know that


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,717 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    5 minutes ago I used to hate you.

    Now I think you’re sound.

    Such is the way of the crisp lover.
    PARlance wrote: »
    Who cares about trending or not.

    This isn't a popularity contest.

    Actually...
    LizT wrote: »
    Bacon fries in the lead. My hope in humanity is restored.

    If we fail, we fail. But screw your bacon to the sticking place and we'll not fail!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,089 ✭✭✭✭LizT


    5 minutes ago I used to hate you.

    Now I think you’re sound.

    There’s a lot of that going around in this thread.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,690 ✭✭✭✭Skylinehead


    I'm getting my vote in now before accusations of post-poll skulduggery.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 840 ✭✭✭False Prophet


    To the barricades men. Tayto has to be defended.

    Odd thing to say for a Tayto lover


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,768 ✭✭✭✭Muahahaha


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    There you go, from the man himself. Tayto voters are rapists.


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 20,731 Mod ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Bacon Fries
    I’m not at home. Just got a text to say my stuff is in the driveway... better not have touched my stuff with his stinky bacon fries mitts :mad:

    Are you bluewolf?

    How many fcuking accounts do each of you have?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,496 ✭✭✭Will I Am Not


    appledrop wrote: »
    Come on the Bacon Fries!

    Eeew, just eat them you mucky pup.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,555 ✭✭✭Roger Hassenforder


    Bacon Fries
    I feel rather robbed by a common garden poll, where low brow stuff like whether Taylor Swifts left tit is nicer than her right is decided by the plebs.

    A poll where the Bacon Fries loving Brittish and English members dont even have to cobble together an utterance to justify their dearth of sophistication and class.

    The public and neutrals are the real losers; being deprived of the erudite wit of the Tayto aficionados, and debonair turm of phrases.

    For shame Omackarel


    Anyway, better re-reg, Tayto look to be doing a Devon Loch


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,064 ✭✭✭✭PARlance


    Sarcasm too much to handle for the Tayto crowd...


  • Posts: 13,688 ✭✭✭✭ Amiya Inexpensive Stringer


    Rarely have two men left such an indelible mark on this earth.

    If I could invite five people, dead or alive, to dinner, Frank Smith and Jim Viney would be two of them.



    Starter.
    Main Course.
    Dessert.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 600 ✭✭✭Lil Sally Anne Jnr.


    Bacon Fries
    Bacon Fries me hole. Pickled onion is where it's at


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭Uncharted


    Bacon Fries
    The stress.

    The pressure.

    The agony.


    The veins are bulging out of the sides of my head here !!!!








    Fcuking weetabix :mad:


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 56,412 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    gerrybbadd wrote: »
    More protest voting going on.

    Omack, it's come to this. Such vitriol over snacks, neighbours have fallen out, personalities have been multiplied, Russians have invaded, urethra's have had coins put in them (and possibly a vagina too). Mods have stuck their nose in and beaten a hasty retreat. Mint crisp tried to elbow its way in. Chickatees were found out. As were Meanies. Mother's have been sexually assaulted. Wife's and husband's cheated on.

    This is it. Tayto ftw.

    Gerry... :(

    I thought we had an accord after the semi-finals


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  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Max Tiny Spokesperson


    Are you bluewolf?

    How many fcuking accounts do each of you have?

    wrong way round!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,089 ✭✭✭✭LizT


    Bacon Fries me hole. Pickled onion is where it's at

    Do an Elsa and let it go.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Bacon Fries
    It's 32-32!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,430 ✭✭✭jammiedodgers


    Bacon Fries
    A great tournament and 2 very worthy competitors for the final.
    For me though the winner has to be Tayto Cheese and Onion. I will never not enjoy Bacon Fries as a lining to the stomach for a feed of pints but Tayto are an absolute classic and deserve the title of the Ultimate Crisp.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,514 ✭✭✭bee06


    Voted bacon fries. I love them both but if I had both packets in front of me I’d pick the bacon fries 99% of the time.

    I can have taytos any day of the week, they are always in my kitchen press, the vending machine at work and every shop in the country. But bacon fries are a special occasion crisp. You savour them and they always leave you wanting more.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,966 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    LizT wrote: »
    Do an Elsa and let it go.

    Dig the knife in, Liz, call him a cuck swab or something.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭Uncharted


    Bacon Fries
    Omackeral wrote: »
    It's 32-32!

    It's a sign.

    Do it for a united Ireland.

    Vote Tayto


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭Uncharted


    Bacon Fries
    Omackeral wrote: »
    It's 32-32!

    It's a sign.

    Do it for a united Ireland.

    Vote Tayto


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,555 ✭✭✭Roger Hassenforder


    Bacon Fries
    Its started!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,134 ✭✭✭✭Cienciano


    **** tayto. They're shìte, living off nostalgia and shìt joe.ie articles


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