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Ultimate Crisp Tournament

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  • #4292
    False Prophet
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 841 ✭✭✭False Prophet


    LizT wrote: »
    And tayto shills.

    If bacon fries lose, I think the poll should be redone until they win, like the Lisbon treaty.

    We tried that with chickatees


  • #4293
    Aceandstuff
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 734 ✭✭✭Aceandstuff


    cadbury_dairy_milk_mint_crisp_l.jpg


  • #4294
    PARlance
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,067 ✭✭✭✭PARlance


    A poll!!! Ah ffs, it's like deciding to just go to a penalty shootout.


  • #4295
    Uncharted
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭Uncharted


    Bacon Fries
    Aceandstuff wrote: »
    cadbury_dairy_milk_mint_crisp_l.jpg

    I tried. I really tried.


    * head in hands


  • #4296
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 5,311 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Woke Hogan wrote: »
    My reasoning being the every other crisps are tepid, store brand Cola in comparison, and Cheese and Onion Tayto is Classic Coke.

    Humdrum & middle of the road. A man who wipes down his Phil Collins vinyl every night.


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  • #4297
    normanoffside
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,229 ✭✭✭✭normanoffside


    odyssey06 wrote: »
    Go stuff your gob with canapes if you are too posh for a real crisp like Tayto.

    Go lick your pet sheep's ars*hole you backwards cnut.


  • #4298
    Duane Dibbley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 418 ✭✭Duane Dibbley


    Bacon Fries
    I will be honest - I do love bacon fries with a Pint.


    But

    Tayto Cheese and Onion are an “all rounder” quality crisp that fits in anytime, any place, anywhere.

    Too many pros in relation to the Tayto crisp


  • #4299
    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,966 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    PARlance wrote: »
    It started with one coin.

    And a dream...


  • #4300
    tayto lover
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 54,225 ✭✭✭✭tayto lover


    Bacon Fries
    Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »
    Meanies-logo-strip.jpg

    IRELAND'S FAVOURITE CRISP, NUMBER ONE, NUMERO UNO, THE PEOPLE'S CHOICE

    Scarlet for ya.


  • #4301
    False Prophet
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 841 ✭✭✭False Prophet


    Aceandstuff wrote: »
    cadbury_dairy_milk_mint_crisp_l.jpg

    Think you are lost, this is the crisps/coins chat


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  • #4302
    Lil Sally Anne Jnr.
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 600 ✭✭✭Lil Sally Anne Jnr.


    Bacon Fries
    Franz Von Peppercorn II wrote: »
    I’d be happy to lose to bacon fries, though they be a sassanach crisp. Losing to the infantile crap that is meanies though would have been an abomination.

    Two big thick veiny dicks side by side chugging away in your mouth at ever so slightly different rythms. As you're trying to calculate which one is doing more thrusts per minute the first nuts. You are surprised at the sourness. Your life flashes before your eyes as the second one nuts. It tastes of onions and cumin.

    This is a metaphor of your entire life Franz.

    MEANIES 4EVA


  • #4303
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Bacon Fries
    Your Grand Final. 60 minutes between here and infamy. May history be kind to the winner and respectful to the runner up. Hold onto your crumb-covered seats.... and may God bless us all.

    Tayto Cheese and Onion

    image.jpg


    OMACKFACT *Killed Hitler and Bin Laden*


    Path to the Final

    R1 Tayto Cheese and Onion def. Keogh's Mature Irish Cheese and Onion
    R2 Tayto Cheese and Onion def. KP Salt and Vinegar Mini Chips
    R3 Tayto Cheese and Onion def. Ripples
    QF Tayto Cheese and Onion def. Hunky Dorys Salt and Malt Vinegar
    SF Tayto Cheese and Onion def. Meanies



    VS



    Smith's Bacon Fries

    ZW0001.jpg


    OMACKFACT *Cures cancer*


    Path to the Final

    R1 Bacon Fries def. Tayto Smokey Bacon
    R2 Bacon Fries def. Walkers Cheese and Onion
    R3 Bacon Fries def. Monster Munch
    QF Bacon Fries def. Waffles
    SF Bacon Fries def Hunky Dorys Cheese and Onion


  • #4304
    Woke Hogan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,627 ✭✭✭Woke Hogan


    Bacon Fries
    EmmetSpiceland wrote: »
    Getting your “Wee Willie Winkie” cap and slippers on and drinking your mug of Ovaltine before climbing up to bed, old man, is it?

    Climbing up on your auld one, more like. And I won’t be needing shove any change into my quote-unit-endquote to quote-pad it out-endquote. I might through the old slag a tenner for the bus home, though. And a packet of Meanies.


  • #4305
    odyssey06
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,681 ✭✭✭✭odyssey06


    Bacon Fries
    normanoffside wrote: »
    Go lick your pet sheep's ars*hole you backwards cnut.

    If you want to taste sth like that no need for a sheep just eat a bag of Meanies.

    "To follow knowledge like a sinking star..." (Tennyson's Ulysses)



  • #4306
    EmmetSpiceland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,849 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    Omackeral wrote: »
    Your Grand Final. 60 minutes between here and infamy. May history be kind to the winner and respectful to the runner up. Hold onto your crumb-covered seats.... and may God bless us all.

    Tayto Cheese and Onion

    image.jpg


    OMACKFACT *Killed Hitler and Bin Laden*


    Path to the Final

    R1 Tayto Cheese and Onion def. Keogh's Mature Irish Cheese and Onion
    R2 Tayto Cheese and Onion def. KP Salt and Vinegar Mini Chips
    R3 Tayto Cheese and Onion def. Ripples
    QF Tayto Cheese and Onion def. Hunky Dorys Salt and Malt Vinegar
    SF Tayto Cheese and Onion def. Meanies



    VS



    Smith's Bacon Fries

    ZW0001.jpg


    OMACKFACT *Cures cancer*


    Path to the Final

    R1 Bacon Fries def. Tayto Smokey Bacon
    R2 Bacon Fries def. Walkers Cheese and Onion
    R3 Bacon Fries def. Monster Munch
    QF Bacon Fries def. Waffles
    SF Bacon Fries def Hunky Dorys Cheese and Onion


    Meh

    EmmetSpiceland: Oft imitated but never bettered.

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



  • #4307
    False Prophet
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 841 ✭✭✭False Prophet


    And now, the end is near
    And so I face the final curtain
    My friend, I'll say it clear
    I'll state my case, of which I'm certain…

    Worthy final to end this glorious competition.
    Vote goes to Bacon fries as time for a new champion and they are my fav/ultimate crisp and deserve the title.
    Taytos have won enough tournaments and will prob win it next time in 4 years time.
    .


  • #4308
    Franz Von Peppercorn II
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,398 ✭✭✭Franz Von Peppercorn II


    Bacon Fries
    Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »
    Two big thick veiny dicks side by side chugging away in your mouth at ever so slightly different rythms. As you're trying to calculate which one is doing more thrusts per minute the first nuts. You are surprised at the sourness. Your life flashes before your eyes as the second one nuts. It tastes of onions and cumin.

    This is a metaphor of your entire life Franz.

    MEANIES 4EVA

    I’d thank you to not talk about that video. It was years ago.


  • #4309
    Skylinehead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,690 ✭✭✭✭Skylinehead


    Poll is UP


  • #4310
    Leg End Reject
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 20,773 Mod ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Bacon Fries
    Well I shall be voting for Tayto of course. The glorious crisp of my ancestors, my generation, and undoubtedly the choice of my descendants.

    As a nation we survived potato blight and famine, boom and bust, and I'm confident the good man, Mr. Tayto himself, will guide us through Brexit (if it happens like).

    Tayto, my precious.

    *slides 5c coin into vagina.
    https://forumofgames.com/index.php




  • #4311
    Aceandstuff
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 734 ✭✭✭Aceandstuff


    False Prophet wrote: »
    Think you are lost, this is the crisps/coins chat

    That's why I posted about the MINT CRISP. You can take your coins and shove them.


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  • #4312
    Max Tiny Spokesperson
    Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Max Tiny Spokesperson


    bacon FRIES
    bacon FRIES


  • #4313
    secondrowgal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,091 ✭✭✭secondrowgal


    Bacon Fries
    Who hop!!!

    Do do do op!


  • #4314
    EmmetSpiceland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,849 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    Woke Hogan wrote: »
    Climbing up on your auld one, more like. And I won’t be needing shove any change into my quote-unit-endquote to quote-pad it out-endquote. I might through the old slag a tenner for the bus home, though. And a packet of Meanies.

    Just “through” up there. You asshat.

    EmmetSpiceland: Oft imitated but never bettered.

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



  • #4315
    Max Tiny Spokesperson
    Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Max Tiny Spokesperson


    himself just said bacon fries are 'a flash in the pan' and it's all about taytos

    we're getting a divorce


  • #4316
    Franz Von Peppercorn II
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,398 ✭✭✭Franz Von Peppercorn II


    Bacon Fries
    Right I’m giving my reason. Both great crisps and worthy finalists but since Tayto beat the crap of that insipid cretinous cardboard crap that is meanies I have no choice but to vote for the big T.

    My respect to Mr Smith and his fine snack.


  • #4317
    normanoffside
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,229 ✭✭✭✭normanoffside


    EmmetSpiceland wrote: »
    Meh

    Yeah, but bacon fries at least taste of something that's not stale.


  • #4318
    Aceandstuff
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 734 ✭✭✭Aceandstuff


    *le sigh*

    B A C O N S it is then!


  • #4319
    Franz Von Peppercorn II
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,398 ✭✭✭Franz Von Peppercorn II


    Bacon Fries
    14-13 to the Big T as I post.


  • #4320
    Max Tiny Spokesperson
    Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Max Tiny Spokesperson


    omg it's 16-all

    no, bacon fries are winning!!!


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  • #4321
    Woke Hogan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,627 ✭✭✭Woke Hogan


    Bacon Fries
    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Humdrum & middle of the road. A man who wipes down his Phil Collins vinyl every night.

    What do you wipe down every night? Oh yeah, the cum from the back of your legs.


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