Ultimate Crisp Tournament

28-08-2019 08:46PM

Bacon Fries

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Here, lads, can we please watch the language regarding “special needs” people.

It’s ****ing disgusting and reflects really badly on you.

Excatly, back to discussion of getting 20cent coins up the pissflap like normal people.

normanoffside · 28-08-2019 08:46PM

Omackeral wrote: »

There will be no controversy here. Final is going to be conducted via poll. A poll will be uploaded by MOD Skylinehead and will run for exactly 60 minutes. It will be put up at 9PM and close at 10PM

Feel free to continue discussion, give your reasons, sh*t on the opposition, engage in propaganda and influence as normal throughout the hour.

So what you're saying is that the fix is in?

Fcuking Tayto establishment rigging votes again.

EmmetSpiceland · 28-08-2019 08:46PM

Omackeral wrote: »

There will be no controversy here. Final is going to be conducted via poll. A poll will be uploaded by MOD Skylinehead and will run for exactly 60 minutes. It will be put up at 9PM and close at 10PM

Feel free to continue discussion, give your reasons, sh*t on the opposition, engage in propaganda and influence as normal throughout the hour.

Good idea. I don’t think I could bring myself to bother with a “reason” for such a dismal final.

Franz Von Peppercorn II · 28-08-2019 08:46PM

Bacon Fries

Its all getting a bit sexual.

Was not expecting that.

Woke Hogan · 28-08-2019 08:47PM

Bacon Fries

Unfortunately I have to be away at nine pm therefore I am getting my vote in now.

I vote for Cheese and Onion Tayto. My reasoning being the every other crisps are tepid, store brand Cola in comparison, and Cheese and Onion Tayto is Classic Coke.

A world without Cheese and Onion Tayto is like a world without Coca Cola. And could any of you live in a world without Coca Cola?

Before any of you thickos point it out, yes that is a reference to a Breaking Bad scene and no I would never personally drink Coca Cola. I use it for cleaning ceramics.

Leg End Reject · 28-08-2019 08:47PM

Bacon Fries

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Here, lads, can we please watch the language regarding “special needs” people.

It’s ****ing disgusting and reflects really badly on you.

Exactly what the intellectually challenged would say. Feel free to leave Emmet, don't trip over your overstretched, deformed foreskin on the way out.

Aceandstuff · 28-08-2019 08:47PM

Omackeral wrote: »

There will be no controversy here. Final is going to be conducted via poll. A poll will be uploaded by MOD Skylinehead and will run for exactly 60 minutes. It will be put up at 9PM and close at 10PM

Feel free to continue discussion, give your reasons, sh*t on the opposition, engage in propaganda and influence as normal throughout the hour.

Can we have MINT CRISP as an option? It did well enough in the chocolate bar tournament! :cool::D

EmmetSpiceland · 28-08-2019 08:47PM

normanoffside wrote: »

So what you're saying is that the fix is in?

Fcuking Tayto establishment rigging votes again.

They won’t have to fix this one.

The Bacon Fries side did themselves no favours running an “anti-Meanies” campaign.

Dirty pool.

jammiedodgers · 28-08-2019 08:48PM

Bacon Fries

bluewolf wrote: »

i duno, it's after the watershed

More talk of shoving coins where the sun don't shine so!

Uncharted · 28-08-2019 08:48PM

Bacon Fries

Aceandstuff wrote: »

Can we have MINT CRISP as an option? It did well enough in the chocolate bar tournament! :cool::D

Who dafook is this guy ????

odyssey06 · 28-08-2019 08:49PM

Bacon Fries

I will vote for Tayto.

Bacon fries great with a pint but Tayto works with everything. If I had to save one crisp ... it would be the archetypal one.... Tayto.

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. · 28-08-2019 08:49PM

Bacon Fries

There is about four people I admire on this thread (none of them Tayto voters). The rest of ye are drooling cretins not worthy of licking a single crystal of salt off the back of my ballsack.

M E A N I E S I L O V E U
SO GLAD YOU WON THE CHAMPIONSHIP

Aceandstuff · 28-08-2019 08:49PM

Uncharted wrote: »

Who dafook is this guy ????

I'm not your guy, buddy.

Leg End Reject · 28-08-2019 08:50PM

Bacon Fries

Woke Hogan wrote: »

Unfortunately I have to be away at nine pm therefore I am getting my vote in now.

I vote for Cheese and Onion Tayto. My reasoning being the every other crisps are tepid, store brand Cola in comparison, and Cheese and Onion Tayto is Classic Coke.

A world without Cheese and Onion Tayto is like a world without Coca Cola. And could any of you live in a world without Coca Cola?

Before any of you thickos point it out, yes that is a reference to a Breaking Bad scene and no I would never personally drink Coca Cola. I use it for cleaning ceramics.

It's a poll woke, opening at 9. You may hang on a few minutes.

normanoffside · 28-08-2019 08:50PM

By running a poll you are rigging the vote. Most of those Tayto voting imbeciles can barely write a sentence but they will manage to click on the poll.

It's all fixed I tell ya by Fine Gael voting farmers and Healy-Raes.

This country will never see progress. Scrap the Metro plan now, we all know it will be scuppered by a bunch of bitter backward culchies.

Woke Hogan · 28-08-2019 08:50PM

Bacon Fries

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

Try as you might W, you can't run the gay away, you anal-only necrophile.

It might shut you up if I had a go on you so, since all you do is talk out of your arse about a dead cause.

Earthhorse · 28-08-2019 08:50PM

Omackeral wrote: »

There will be no controversy here. Final is going to be conducted via poll. A poll will be uploaded by MOD Skylinehead and will run for exactly 60 minutes. It will be put up at 9PM and close at 10PM

Feel free to continue discussion, give your reasons, sh*t on the opposition, engage in propaganda and influence as normal throughout the hour.

Wait a minute; so giving a reason in the finals will be optional?

You’ve basically just handed the tournament to the unwashed masses.

EmmetSpiceland · 28-08-2019 08:50PM

Leg End Reject wrote: »

Exactly what the intellectually challenged would say. Feel free to leave Emmet, don't trip over your overstretched, deformed foreskin on the way out.

Perfectly acceptable, L. I won’t be leaving anytime soon but it’s shocking that “language” like what’s been said goes “unaddressed” by the mods.

It’s skin, my dear girl. It’s not like one of those horrible ear stretchings, you don’t go around with them in there for a week.

It still “works”, back and forth.

Roger Hassenforder · 28-08-2019 08:51PM

Bacon Fries

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

They won’t have to fix this one.

The Bacon Fries side did themselves no favours running an “anti-Meanies” campaign.

Dirty pool.

The nonces holed themselves below the water mark before shots were even fired. They were listing badly before the Tayto gunports were even open.
Clowns didnt stand a chance against the big boys. Used to little boys I imagine

Deebles McBeebles · 28-08-2019 08:51PM

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Good idea. I don’t think I could bring myself to bother with a “reason” for such a dismal final.

A good point. Are we still doing reasons? I'm only here for the reasons and the eye-watering insults.

Franz Von Peppercorn II · 28-08-2019 08:51PM

Bacon Fries

I’d be happy to lose to bacon fries, though they be a sassanach crisp. Losing to the infantile crap that is meanies though would have been an abomination.

Particularly since they got 3 real votes and 14 from the multi reg guy who likes talking about sh1t and putting coins in his dick.

Uncharted · 28-08-2019 08:52PM

Bacon Fries

Aceandstuff wrote: »

I'm not your guy, buddy.

Vote for Tayto and we can all just get along swimmingly.

No more talk of crispy mints,or whatever other sh1te you were saying.

Whaddaya say ??? Huh ? Huh ?

Roger Hassenforder · 28-08-2019 08:52PM

Bacon Fries

odyssey06 wrote: »

I will vote for Tayto.

Bacon fries great with a pint but Tayto works with everything. If I had to save one crisp ... it would be the archetypal one.... Tayto.

And thats the sine qua non really*

*yes, i went to Pres

LizT · 28-08-2019 08:53PM

Earthhorse wrote: »

You’ve basically just handed the tournament to the unwashed masses.

And tayto shills.

If bacon fries lose, I think the poll should be redone until they win, like the Lisbon treaty.

Franz Von Peppercorn II · 28-08-2019 08:53PM

Bacon Fries

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

A good point. Are we still doing reasons? I'm only here for the reasons and the eye-watering insults.

For that reason I think the poll is a bad idea. At the very least it should not be annoymous and thus provisional. You also need a reason.

PARlance · 28-08-2019 08:53PM

bluewolf wrote: »

how did the coins thing even start

It started with one coin.

odyssey06 · 28-08-2019 08:53PM

Bacon Fries

normanoffside wrote: »

By running a poll you are rigging the vote. Most of those Tayto voting imbeciles can barely write a sentence but they will manage to click on the poll.
It's all fixed I tell ya by Fine Gael voting farmers and Healy-Raes.
This country will never see progress. Scrap the Metro plan now, we all know it will be scuppered by a bunch of bitter backward culchies.

Go stuff your gob with canapes if you are too posh for a real crisp like Tayto.

False Prophet · 28-08-2019 08:53PM

A bog standard poll to decide the final, meh , takes away some of the magic of the tournament to be honest.

EmmetSpiceland · 28-08-2019 08:54PM

Woke Hogan wrote: »

Unfortunately I have to be away at nine pm therefore I am getting my vote in now.

I vote for Cheese and Onion Tayto. My reasoning being the every other crisps are tepid, store brand Cola in comparison, and Cheese and Onion Tayto is Classic Coke.

A world without Cheese and Onion Tayto is like a world without Coca Cola. And could any of you live in a world without Coca Cola?

Before any of you thickos point it out, yes that is a reference to a Breaking Bad scene and no I would never personally drink Coca Cola. I use it for cleaning ceramics.

Getting your “Wee Willie Winkie” cap and slippers on and drinking your mug of Ovaltine before climbing up to bed, old man, is it?

Deebles McBeebles · 28-08-2019 08:55PM

Woke Hogan wrote: »

It might shut you up if I had a go on you so, since all you do is talk out of your arse about a dead cause.

What is it about death and arses that you find so alluring you need to keep posting about them? We're here for you, man.

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