Ultimate Crisp Tournament

28-08-2019 01:52PM

I don't know what's happening.

It's probably for the best that I'm not eligible to vote.

Deebles McBeebles · 28-08-2019 01:53PM

Candie wrote: »

I don't know what's happening.

It's probably for the best that I'm not eligible to vote.

You are definitely eligible! There is no vote to be had until half 5 though.

Stevieluvsye · 28-08-2019 01:53PM

Candie wrote: »

I don't know what's happening.

It's probably for the best that I'm not eligible to vote.

You are candie, of course you are. I flounced in yesterday

Can you vote meanies though, otherwise you are actually not eligible

28-08-2019 01:54PM

All I know is that I used love Chikatees and Wheelies when I was a kid.

Now all they are is 90% air and some corn and maize that becomes impacted in your molars and are useless for satisfying hunger.

28-08-2019 01:55PM

Stevieluvsye wrote: »

You are candie, of course you are. I flounced in yesterday

Can you vote meanies though, otherwise you are actually not eligible

I'm sorry, I mean I appreciate the support and all, but I just can't compromise my principles like that and vote for a corn-based snack in a crisp tournament.

I know it's pedantic, I know it's unpopular. But I stand by my convictions in this regard.

I'll abstain, it's probably for the best.

Ishmael · 28-08-2019 01:56PM

Baggly wrote: »

EmmetSpiceland · 28-08-2019 01:57PM

Candie wrote: »

I don't know what's happening.

It's probably for the best that I'm not eligible to vote.

Vote for taste not some “diddly-eye” slack jawed “oirish” whackery.

It’s all about taste. Not “what goes better in a sandwich”, it’s about what goes better in your mouth.

Be it potato, corn or cereal snack.

Uncharted · 28-08-2019 01:57PM

Bacon Fries

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

Here...aren't you the c*ntflaps who wants Tayto C&O to win this?

Off you went back to your "life" for a few hours and then....the temerity... to flounce back in here and spill your poison seed like Valentino on a rampage. Absolute bollox ya are.

Of all the degenerates on here,I knew you'd be the one to kick off,spewing your bile.

The glory will be mine tonight. Hon the Tayto.

28-08-2019 01:59PM

Corn snacks are the least time efficient way of ingesting unhealthy substances. two minutes eating a full bag, forty minutes licking your fingers, four hours digging the residue out of your teeth, Ain't nobody got time for that.

Deebles McBeebles · 28-08-2019 02:00PM

Candie wrote: »

I'm sorry, I mean I appreciate the support and all, but I just can't compromise my principles like that and vote for a corn-based snack in a crisp tournament.

Oh dear. Just as the memories of The Battle Of Corn Snack had almost been erased from my memory. The PTSD is kicking in now.

Badly Drunk Boy · 28-08-2019 02:00PM

Bacon Fries

colm18 wrote: »

Anyone else getting crisp-related-posts withdrawal symptoms?

No, but I've noticed some crisps-related ads appearing.

Candie wrote: »

It's probably for the best that I'm not eligible to vote.

Of course you can vote, but don't be a meanie. You're better than that...;)

Baggly · 28-08-2019 02:00PM

Bacon Fries

Abstaining is such a cop out Candie.....(ive learned).

Woke Hogan · 28-08-2019 02:01PM

Bacon Fries

Candie wrote: »

Corn snacks are the least time efficient way of ingesting unhealthy substances. two minutes eating a full bag, forty minutes licking your fingers, four hours digging the residue out of your teeth, Ain't nobody got time for that.

They're absolute muck, complete filth.

Stevieluvsye · 28-08-2019 02:02PM

Badly Drunk Boy wrote: »

No, but I've noticed some crisps-related ads appearing.

Of course you can vote, but don't be a meanie. You're better than that...;)

It's better than hookers

Deebles McBeebles · 28-08-2019 02:03PM

Uncharted wrote: »

Of all the degenerates on here,I knew you'd be the one to kick off,spewing your bile.

The glory will be mine tonight. Hon the Tayto.

You will need to snatch the victory from my cold, dead, Meanie dust-covered, fingers. Away with you and your feeble Irish pallet. This is a place for the flavour afficionado.

EmmetSpiceland · 28-08-2019 02:03PM

Candie wrote: »

Corn snacks are the least time efficient way of ingesting unhealthy substances. two minutes eating a full bag, forty minutes licking your fingers, four hours digging the residue out of your teeth, Ain't nobody got time for that.

It’s all about making “time for that”. Huffing down a packet of “crips” is no fun.

You need to take your time and enjoy the process.

28-08-2019 02:05PM

Candie wrote: »

Corn snacks are the least time efficient way of ingesting unhealthy substances. two minutes eating a full bag, forty minutes licking your fingers, four hours digging the residue out of your teeth, Ain't nobody got time for that.

Are you posting from your Little Tikes Push 'n' Play Pad?

28-08-2019 02:07PM

Deleted User wrote: »

Are you posting from your Little Tikes Push 'n' Play Pad?

Are you spying on me?

retro:electro · 28-08-2019 02:12PM

Gonna whore myself out and sell my vote. First to PM me with €20 and a Dominos voucher and a promise to thank all my posts forever more gets a vote for their crisp.

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. · 28-08-2019 02:12PM

Bacon Fries

I think it's time people realized that there are only two serious crisps left in the competition, and one of them is not Bacon Fries. Meanies are the apex of corn based snack food ("Irish Street Food"), while Taytos are a delicious potato crisp renowned all over the world from Mozambique to Kentucky, Florida.

Bacon Fries are a novelty crisp, enjoyable for a few bites, but inedible without a pint, that's why you can only buy them in pubs. Let me rephrase: Bacon Fries are not a contender. If you think they stand a chance you live on Fantasy Island.

JohnnyFlash · 28-08-2019 02:13PM

There’s something fundamentally wrong with people who don’t like corn snacks. I’ll leave it at that in case I say something that gets me site banned.

Stevieluvsye · 28-08-2019 02:13PM

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

There’s something fundamentally wrong with people who don’t like corn snacks. I’ll leave it at that in case I say something that gets me site banned.

You'd wanna really push it to get banned on what's previously been said in here

Pintman Paddy Losty · 28-08-2019 02:16PM

VOTE MEANIES!!!

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For a snack that has flavour. Stand up against blandness. Stand up for individuality.

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. · 28-08-2019 02:17PM

Bacon Fries

Pintman Paddy Losty wrote: »

VOTE MEANIES!!!

For a snack that has flavour. Stand up against blandness. Stand up for individuality.

Is that a photo from your kitchen floor Paddy?

Pintman Paddy Losty · 28-08-2019 02:19PM

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »

Is that a photo from your kitchen floor Paddy?

I'm anticipating a great celebration this evening.

28-08-2019 02:19PM

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

There’s something fundamentally wrong with people who don’t like corn snacks. I’ll leave it at that in case I say something that gets me site banned.

I just remembered I like Cheetos. I don't think they're made of actual cheet, so there are acceptable corn snacks.

Or maybe I am just dead inside.

PARlance · 28-08-2019 02:20PM

A packet for every pint he will down during the 45 min vote.

Pintman Paddy Losty · 28-08-2019 02:21PM

Candie wrote: »

I just remembered I like Cheetos. I don't think they're made of actual cheet, so there are acceptable corn snacks.

Or maybe I am just dead inside.

There's something wrong with you. Of all the corn snacks you could have chosen. Cheetos. For christ sake. An American abomination. Pure ****e.

Best you ubfollow this thread before you embarrass yourself any further.

Necro · 28-08-2019 02:22PM

Look, if Meanies get past Tayto somehow don't feel disheartened Tayto voters.

Come to the side of the crispy bacony snack that's perfect with a tipple. Don't let pickled onion reign supreme over bacon-flavoured goodness.

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. · 28-08-2019 02:23PM

Bacon Fries

Am I just crazy confident, or is it basically indisputable that Meanies are going to "hit it out of the park" and do to Bacon Fries what the English Rugby team did to our lads last week? I'm absolutely fearless.

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