Ultimate Crisp Tournament

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

We should never stray from the spirit on which this magnificent tournament was built.

The spirit on which this tournament was founded was a devious plot to have a faux open and transparent competition conceived so as to try to create an outcome where Salt And Vinegar officianados could swan about the place wearing World Series Champions 2019 and have a parade sponsored by Donkey Ford's Fish and Chip shop.

Thankfully, enough people with common sense prevailed to ensure that travesty didn't happen. This has resulted in the heretofore vineagarists shift their 'since childhood' undying allegiance all of sudden to that of a pickled onions flavour. Pickled. Onions. Like someone looked at a key ingredient of the best crisp flavour in the world and said, let's ruin this by drowning it in vinegar.

These vinegar drenched cretins are like measles, we had been living in security thinking they had been all but eradicated to find they are now making a comeback as ignorance and jealousy dominate our society.

What do we say to the sour, tangy, bitter vinegar flag bearers?


There can only be one winner, we must steal ourselves for the avalanche of the undead (and unwashed obviously) at 17:30 this evening and persevere so that the rightful Favourite Crisp can march onward to the final battle in a competition in which it should never have had to suffer the indignity of having to prove it's position as number 1.