Ultimate Crisp Tournament

corks finest · 28-08-2019 10:30AM

Love Perry/I crisps - with a little packet of salt included (late 60s/ early 70s

Uncharted · 28-08-2019 10:30AM

Bacon Fries

Omackeral wrote: »

I am their leader now, you have no power here.

God > Mod

The abuse is not only allowed but encouraged.

Continue to slaughter each other.

I for one,welcome our new Omackeral overlord.

Earthhorse · 28-08-2019 10:30AM

Baggly wrote: »

Yeah but we are in the semi finals now. Tempers will flare. Too much at stake now for it to turn into a spat between posters.

Yeah, but that's not happening so go away.

28-08-2019 10:30AM

Bacon Fries

Baggly wrote: »

Lol. No.

28-08-2019 10:32AM

Bacon Fries

Uncharted wrote: »

I for one,welcome our new Omackeral overlord.

Uncharted · 28-08-2019 10:32AM

Bacon Fries

See you shower of freaks about 5 ish,then.

Yeah ?

JohnnyFlash · 28-08-2019 10:34AM

Baggly wrote: »

Lol. No.

Oh, look, it’s Baggly Bigballs striding in with his AH mod badge.

Baggly · 28-08-2019 10:35AM

Bacon Fries

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

Oh, look, it’s Baggly Bigballs striding in with his AH mod badge.

ibarelycare · 28-08-2019 10:35AM

Uncharted wrote: »

See you shower of freaks about 5 ish,then.

Yeah ?

The irony of this post is that no one here actually showers.

28-08-2019 10:36AM

Deleted User wrote: »

What kind of yuppy establishments do you all frequent with the expensive Bacon Fries?

I've never parted with more than a euro for a packet. I've often been given a complimentary bag of them.

Get out of here with your 1 euro - try recession proof less than 30c a pack!

https://www.dealz.ie/smiths-savoury-selection-snacks-6-pack-156g

Beat that!

odyssey06 · 28-08-2019 10:37AM

Bacon Fries

Deleted User wrote: »

Get out of here with your 1 euro - try recession proof less than 30c a pack!
https://www.dealz.ie/smiths-savoury-selection-snacks-6-pack-156g
Beat that!

Alas 3 of them are Scampi Fries.
They only have mixed bags, haven't seen a 6 pack of Bacon Fries.

EmmetSpiceland · 28-08-2019 10:38AM

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »

I think it's a bit mean-spirited to bring attention to my current score Emmet. It was my first attempt. I had another look in the bathroom just there, and the slit has gone very red and sore. Stings when I pee.

I was merely pointing out that we were, very, different “people”. No offence intended. I have high hopes for you, S.

I think you could have what it takes to be the first person I know to break the 20, €1, barrier.

You really need to wash the coins, and “yourself”.
Maybe dab some TCP on there or soak “it” in some with water.

Uncharted · 28-08-2019 10:38AM

Bacon Fries

ibarelycare wrote: »

The irony of this post is that no one here actually showers.

FYI, I shower once a week,whether I need it or not.

28-08-2019 10:38AM

bluewolf wrote: »

Ok when is the next one
I'll set a reminder

Not sure:o

Omackeral ?

ibarelycare · 28-08-2019 10:39AM

Can you buy bags of Smiths Bacon Fries in shops (not multipacks with scampi muck)? You usually only see imposter bacon fries, which are not a patch on the OGs.

28-08-2019 10:40AM

odyssey06 wrote: »

Alas 3 of them are Scampi Fries.
They only have mixed bags, haven't seen a 6 pack of Bacon Fries.

I like them both so happy to take the 50:50 offer- now getting to a dealz store is my next task.

28-08-2019 10:42AM

ibarelycare wrote: »

Can you buy bags of Smiths Bacon Fries in shops (not multipacks with scampi muck)? You usually only see imposter bacon fries, which are not a patch on the OGs.

My local SuperValu has them but they’re expensive.

Has anyone tried this online store?

https://www.planetcandy.ie/smiths-bacon-fries-24-pieces

Baggly · 28-08-2019 10:42AM

Bacon Fries

ibarelycare wrote: »

Can you buy bags of Smiths Bacon Fries in shops (not multipacks with scampi muck)? You usually only see imposter bacon fries, which are not a patch on the OGs.

Box (48) of em on eBay for €33.

Couldnt vouch for their.....'freshness'.....though.

Deebles McBeebles · 28-08-2019 10:43AM

I'd even eat those Lidl Bacon Fries atrocities before I'd touch a bar that was touching a bag of Scampi Fries with Emmet's cock. Its handy for change.

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. · 28-08-2019 10:44AM

Bacon Fries

28-08-2019 10:45AM

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »

I see the Russians are interfering with elections again.

28-08-2019 10:46AM

ibarelycare wrote: »

Can you buy bags of Smiths Bacon Fries in shops (not multipacks with scampi muck)? You usually only see imposter bacon fries, which are not a patch on the OGs.

You can send me on the scampi fries.

28-08-2019 10:47AM

Bacon Fries

Plan is to give the working crowd a chance to get in on the action. So I'll make an announcement at around 5PM and the second semi final should commence shortly thereafter. Go take some time time to be with your loved ones, take a walk around a garden or maybe insert silver metallic discs into one of your orifices if that's your thing. Be ready to go later and bring the Spirit of Crispmass along. Omackeral be with you.

Necro · 28-08-2019 10:48AM

ibarelycare wrote: »

Can you buy bags of Smiths Bacon Fries in shops (not multipacks with scampi muck)? You usually only see imposter bacon fries, which are not a patch on the OGs.

Yep, Spars, Applegreens and the occasional Super Valu have them where I live

Uncharted · 28-08-2019 10:50AM

Bacon Fries

Omackeral wrote: »

Plan is to give the working crowd a chance to get in on the action. So I'll make an announcement at around 5PM and the second semi final should commence shortly thereafter. Go take some time time to be with your loved ones, take a walk around a garden or maybe insert silver metallic discs into one of your orifices if that's your thing. Be ready to go later and bring the Spirit of Crispmass along. Omackeral be with you.

Amen

Necro · 28-08-2019 10:51AM

Deleted User wrote: »

My local SuperValu has them but they’re expensive.

Has anyone tried this online store?

https://www.planetcandy.ie/smiths-bacon-fries-24-pieces

No, but I used to have a mate who worked in wholesale before and he came home one day with two 24 sleeves for me.

Never asked for money so I don't know to this day whether they were stolen or not.

I ate them before I considered it though so *Shrugs*

Deebles McBeebles · 28-08-2019 10:54AM

Omackeral wrote: »

I'll make an announcement at around 5PM and the second semi final should commence shortly thereafter.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

ibarelycare · 28-08-2019 10:54AM

Omackeral wrote: »

Plan is to give the working crowd a chance to get in on the action. So I'll make an announcement at around 5PM and the second semi final should commence shortly thereafter. Go take some time time to be with your loved ones, take a walk around a garden or maybe insert silver metallic discs into one of your orifices if that's your thing. Be ready to go later and bring the Spirit of Crispmass along. Omackeral be with you.

Go in peace to love and serve the crisp.

Deebles McBeebles · 28-08-2019 10:58AM

Well would ya look at this sh*t...

In 2015 Ray Coyle sold his remaining shares of Largo foods to German food company Intersnack, ending the Irish ownership of the Company. In Northern Ireland Tayto Crisps is still Irish owned and run by the Hutchinson family.

Yet another reason to Vote No On Tay-to.

And they hate the arts and wish to burn all music....

In 2006, Tayto tried to compel Irish band Toasted Heretic to destroy all copies of their album Now in New Nostalgia Flavour, which featured an image based on the trademarked "Mr Tayto" icon.

28-08-2019 10:58AM

None of the crisps mentioned repulse me, I'd gladly tuck into a packet of them all, but I think Ghosties were the worst ones mentioned.

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