Ultimate Crisp Tournament

Dublin Spur · 27-08-2019 11:25AM

no King?
no point?

27-08-2019 11:25AM

Bacon Fries

gerrybbadd wrote: »

Lotta people ignoring the "gimme a reason for your vote" ruling.

Right, i'm getting into the backseat

And, appropriately, I'll just flat out ignore them Geraldo. If they don't respect the integrity of the latter stages of the competition, they can piss off.

27-08-2019 11:27AM

I could comfortably differentiate between Kings and Tayto.

27-08-2019 11:28AM

Bacon Fries

Uncharted wrote: »

Where dafuq is Omackeral ??

Surely burger bites have walked this one??

Get the scores up ffs !

I'm in f*cking work in a f*cking prison you ungrateful little sh*t. ''Oooh look at me, I'm Uncharted I might get reprimanded.''

I might get f*cking shanked. Pipe down.

Earthhorse · 27-08-2019 11:28AM

Deleted User wrote: »

I could comfortably differentiate between Kings and Tayto.

Me too. The packaging would be my first clue.

27-08-2019 11:29AM

Earthhorse wrote: »

Deleted User wrote: »

I could comfortably differentiate between Kings and Tayto.

Me too. The packaging would be my first clue.

I was just coming back to edit that post haha.

Deebles McBeebles · 27-08-2019 11:29AM

Omackeral wrote: »

I'm in f*cking work in a f*cking prison you ungrateful little sh*t. ''Oooh look at me, I'm Uncharted I might get reprimanded.''

I might get f*cking shanked. Pipe down you little toad.

When I go to prison, I hope you're my warden. I'll only smuggle a little bit of heroin in out of respect.

FluffyTowel · 27-08-2019 11:30AM

Omackeral wrote: »

I'm in f*cking work in a f*cking prison you ungrateful little sh*t. ''Oooh look at me, I'm Uncharted I might get reprimanded.''

I might get f*cking shanked. Pipe down you little toad.

Hmmm. Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts a bit more.

Give us some crisps dammit!!

Badly Drunk Boy · 27-08-2019 11:31AM

Bacon Fries

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

When I go to prison, I hope you're my warden. I'll only smuggle a little bit of heroin in out of respect.

But what crisps would you smuggle in?

Deebles McBeebles · 27-08-2019 11:35AM

Badly Drunk Boy wrote: »

But what crisps would you smuggle in?

Oh I think we should save that kind of heavy talk for the final. Don't want to blow my dusty, buffalo-flavoured load just yet.

27-08-2019 11:39AM

Bacon Fries

Feast your eyes upon the Elite 8.

Burger Bites

Hunky Dorys Cheedar Cheese and Spring Onion

Hunky Dorys Salt and Malt Vinegar

Meanies

Perri Cheese and Onion

Smiths Bacon Fries

Tayto Cheese and Onion

Waffles

Uncharted · 27-08-2019 11:40AM

Bacon Fries

Omackeral wrote: »

I'm in f*cking work in a f*cking prison you ungrateful little sh*t. ''Oooh look at me, I'm Uncharted I might get reprimanded.''

I might get f*cking shanked. Pipe down.

*sniffle

EmmetSpiceland · 27-08-2019 11:41AM

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

Oh I think we should save that kind of heavy talk for the final. Don't want to blow my dusty, buffalo-flavoured load just yet.

Drink more water, D. I’ve heard that “cumming dry” is incredibly uncomfortable.

27-08-2019 11:41AM

Bacon Fries

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

Don't want to blow my dusty, buffalo-flavoured load just yet.

Reads like an EmmetSpiceland novella

EDIT- Right on time, just above. A truly vile and venomous villain.

bee06 · 27-08-2019 11:42AM

Omackeral wrote: »

Feast your eyes upon the Elite 8.

Burger Bites

Hunky Dorys Cheedar Cheese and Spring Onion

Hunky Dorys Salt and Malt Vinegar

Meanies

Perri Cheese and Onion

Smiths Bacon Fries

Tayto Cheese and Onion

Waffles

A thing of beauty! Three of my faves in the top 8

Deebles McBeebles · 27-08-2019 11:42AM

What the actual f*ck have you done to Buffalo Hunky Dorys overnight??? Animals!

platoon.jpg?w=1000

Uncharted · 27-08-2019 11:42AM

Bacon Fries

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Drink more water, D. I’ve heard that “cumming dry” is incredibly uncomfortable.

Heard it ?? :pac:

Yeah right Gandhi

EmmetSpiceland · 27-08-2019 11:44AM

Omackeral wrote: »

Reads like an EmmetSpiceland novella

EDIT- Right on time, just above. A truly vile and venomous villain.

Puffs out like talc, O.

Dust.

Can you imagine it?? Heard it causes the “ejaculatory” muscles to spasm and your knob gasps like a landed fish.

Dreadful thought.

Telly · 27-08-2019 11:45AM

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Puffs out like talc, O.

Dust.

Can you imagine it?? Heard it causes the “ejaculatory” muscles to spasm and your knob gasps like a landed fish.

Dreadful thought.

It not even noon ffs

Uncharted · 27-08-2019 11:46AM

Bacon Fries

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Puffs out like talc, O.

Dust.

Can you imagine it?? Heard it causes the “ejaculatory” muscles to spasm and your knob gasps like a landed fish.

Dreadful thought.

Percy Shelleys got nothing on this guy.

#respect

gerrybbadd · 27-08-2019 11:47AM

Bacon Fries

Jesus Christ ye can be trusted with nothing.

An awful selection of shyte on offer in the Quarters.

odyssey06 · 27-08-2019 11:48AM

Bacon Fries

Smiths Bacon Fries and Tayto Cheese and Onion better not be drawn together until the final!

Some sort of seeding is needed based on performance in earlier rounds.

Uncharted · 27-08-2019 11:48AM

Bacon Fries

gerrybbadd wrote: »

Jesus Christ ye can be trusted with nothing.

An awful selection of shyte on offer in the Quarters.

Wash yer mouth out.

Tayto C+O still there.
It's inevitable.

gerrybbadd · 27-08-2019 11:49AM

Bacon Fries

Uncharted wrote: »

Wash yer mouth out.

Tayto C+O still there.
It's inevitable.

Of course it is. Even though Perri Cheese & Onion were far superior

Uncharted · 27-08-2019 11:49AM

Bacon Fries

gerrybbadd wrote: »

Of course it is. Even though Perri Cheese & Onion were far superior

Away ta fcuk !!!!!

Deebles McBeebles · 27-08-2019 11:50AM

gerrybbadd wrote: »

Jesus Christ ye can be trusted with nothing.

An awful selection of shyte on offer in the Quarters.

Shocking Gerry. I'm genuinely thinking I might have to go for Meanies or Bacon Fries here. Grand snacks and all but hardly deserving of the title of Ultimate Crisp.

I feel like my dog has just died and I've listened to an audiobook on the whole affair narrated by Emmet. Full of talk of gasping fish mouths and re-bores, no doubt.

Uncharted · 27-08-2019 11:51AM

Bacon Fries

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

Shocking Gerry. I'm genuinely thinking I might have to go for Meanies or Bacon Fries here. Grand snacks and all but hardly deserving of the title of Ultimate Crisp.

I feel like my dog has just died and I've listened to an audiobook on the whole affair narrated by Emmet.

Perspective man.

Get some.

It's not THAT bad

:pac:

Franz Von Peppercorn II · 27-08-2019 11:53AM

Bacon Fries

Omackeral wrote: »

Reads like an EmmetSpiceland novella

EDIT- Right on time, just above. A truly vile and venomous villain.

He didn’t quite get it right. E would have said.

Don't want to blow my dusty, buffalo-flavoured “load” just yet.

You have to scare quote something.

Uncharted · 27-08-2019 11:55AM

Bacon Fries

I'm backing Tayto Cheese and Onion to the death here.

Long live the Irish spud.

EmmetSpiceland · 27-08-2019 11:56AM

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

Shocking Gerry. I'm genuinely thinking I might have to go for Meanies or Bacon Fries here. Grand snacks and all but hardly deserving of the title of Ultimate Crisp.

Either are more deserving than sock flavoured Tayto or Waffle burps.

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