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Ultimate Crisp Tournament

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,724 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    JohnnyFlash, EmmetSpiceland, Omackerel and the cat are all the same poster.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,280 ✭✭✭✭Autosport


    Bacon Fries
    Are chickatees gone?

    Yes they went out bad :( sad day in the parish


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,977 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    Earthhorse wrote: »
    JohnnyFlash, EmmetSpiceland, Omackerel and the cat are all the same poster.

    Meow!

    “It matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be” - A. Dumbledore

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



  • Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Bacon Fries
    Earthhorse wrote: »
    JohnnyFlash, EmmetSpiceland, Omackerel and the cat are all the same poster.

    And fake Omackeral


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 24,297 ✭✭✭✭Tell me how


    Bacon Fries
    Earthhorse wrote: »
    JohnnyFlash, EmmetSpiceland, Omackerel and the cat are all the same poster.

    Which cat? The real one or the phantom one blamed for the thread spinning wheels for nearly 5/16th of an hour?

    Is there even a real cat? Would any cat tolerate their owner running a thread like this? They look at even normal people with disgust and disappointment.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,815 ✭✭✭✭Muahahaha


    5pm tomorrow is it? I need to cancel my appointment in the gastro intestinal department of the Mater to make it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,941 ✭✭✭snowgal


    What thread have you been following?!

    Banshee Bones and McCoys salt and vinegar are gone. That is a ****ing travesty.

    Still can’t believe the banshee didn’t make it.... Devo


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 22,626 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Bacon Fries
    See you tomorrow crispers in the chickatee free zone.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,280 ✭✭✭✭Autosport


    Bacon Fries
    See you tomorrow crispers in the chickatee free zone.

    Blasphemy Leg :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,977 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    snowgal wrote: »
    Still can’t believe the banshee didn’t make it.... Devo

    It’s shocking, S. Absolutely shocking. I’d envisaged them in the final with Meanies.

    Obviously, this would be the case if normal people were voting but we are dealing with some “diseased” minds here.

    “It matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be” - A. Dumbledore

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,941 ✭✭✭snowgal


    It’s shocking, S. Absolutely shocking. I’d envisaged them in the final with Meanies.

    Obviously, this would be the case if normal people were voting but we are dealing with some “diseased” minds here.

    Yea for sure. It’s just I knew what I was getting into like, voices telling me don’t get too involved ye know, but never in my wildest dreams did I see that result coming....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,977 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    snowgal wrote: »
    Yea for sure. It’s just I knew what I was getting into like, voices telling me don’t get too involved ye know, but never in my wildest dreams did I see that result coming....

    I know what you mean but I reckon I’ll easily get, at least, 75c worth in there tomorrow.

    “It matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be” - A. Dumbledore

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 24,297 ✭✭✭✭Tell me how


    Bacon Fries
    It’s shocking, S. Absolutely shocking. I’d envisaged them in the final with Meanies.

    Obviously, this would be the case if normal people were voting but we are dealing with some “diseased” minds here.

    Anyone who thought Banshee and Meanies would be in the final are living in a world where Tayto Cheese and Onion doesn't exist.

    No if's, but's, questions or maybe's.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,555 ✭✭✭Roger Hassenforder


    Bacon Fries
    This thread reflects very poorly on many of the members.

    Some will escape with some vestige of their dignity intact (*waves at fellow Chickatees aficionados), slightly bruised, but heads held high.

    Others have sullied the names of their forefathers, besmirched their birthright, and embarrassed their kin.
    Imprecations on you, you know who you are.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,941 ✭✭✭snowgal


    Anyone who thought Banshee and Meanies would be in the final are living in a world where Tayto Cheese and Onion doesn't exist.

    No if's, but's, questions or maybe's.

    Sorry but I find that hard to agree with tbh. You seem to be all for the ‘mainstream straight and narrow’ crisp. I have broader tastes, I’m all inclusive when it comes to crisps!! :P ( well except those evil sour cream things, no way!)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,977 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    Anyone who thought Banshee and Meanies would be in the final are living in a world where Tayto Cheese and Onion doesn't exist.

    No if's, but's, questions or maybe's.

    Bahahahahahaaaaaaa!!!

    You think Tayto cheese and onion are going to win? What is wrong with you?!

    Are you someone who enjoys “aniseed balls”, “clove rocks” and “bull’s eyes”? Are radishes your favourite food second only to unpickled beetroot?

    Oh wow, that is so sad.

    “It matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be” - A. Dumbledore

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 24,297 ✭✭✭✭Tell me how


    Bacon Fries
    snowgal wrote: »
    Sorry but I find that hard to agree with tbh. You seem to be all for the ‘mainstream straight and narrow’ crisp. I have broader tastes, I’m all inclusive when it comes to crisps!! :P ( well except those evil sour cream things, no way!)

    You're too focused on being an artisan, you're excluding the highest quality.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,555 ✭✭✭Roger Hassenforder


    Bacon Fries
    Bahahahahahaaaaaaa!!!

    You think Tayto cheese and onion are going to win? What is wrong with you?!

    Are you someone who enjoys “aniseed balls”, “clove rocks” and “bull’s eyes”? Are radishes your favourite food second only to unpickled beetroot?

    Oh wow, that is so sad.

    But i like clove rocks and beetroots
    :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,977 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    But i like clove rocks and beetroots
    :(

    Where do you stand on “apple drops”, “rhubarb & custards” or “apple drops”? Get with the times, R.

    Unpickled beetroot? The bland horrible ones? You like them?

    “It matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be” - A. Dumbledore

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,555 ✭✭✭Roger Hassenforder


    Bacon Fries
    Where do you stand on “apple drops”, “rhubarb & custards” or “apple drops”? Get with the times, R.

    Unpickled beetroot? The bland horrible ones? You like them?

    Virgin beetroot we call them

    Apple drops, and eh, apple drops i like.
    Rhubarb has no place on a gentleman's list of consumables - let the slugs have it


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,977 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    Virgin beetroot we call them

    Apple drops, and eh, apple drops i like.
    Rhubarb has no place on a gentleman's list of consumables - let the slugs have it

    Meant lemon sherbets. It’s been a long, and emotional, day.

    “It matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be” - A. Dumbledore

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,555 ✭✭✭Roger Hassenforder


    Bacon Fries
    This is it wrote: »
    Rhubarb and Custard sweets are the dogs bollox, and fûck anyone who says different.

    I imagine its what licking a dogs bôllôx would be like.
    Are you not one of the cretins who celebrated the Chickatees injustice farce?
    I'll thank you not to offer any further culinary or confectionery advice.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,555 ✭✭✭Roger Hassenforder


    Bacon Fries
    Meant lemon sherbets. It’s been a long, and emotional, day.

    Sweets for old ladies and their lovers


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,555 ✭✭✭Roger Hassenforder


    Bacon Fries
    This is it wrote: »
    No, I love Chickatees :( I was on the frontline campaigning for them

    Ive miscategorised you- apologies!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,977 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    Sweets for old ladies and their lovers

    No, that’s the “Cavendish & Harvey” mixed fruit drops. The ones in the metal tin with all that powdered sugar on them.

    You obviously haven’t “bagged” many old ladies, R. Just what exactly are you at with those “virgin beetroots”?

    “It matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be” - A. Dumbledore

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,905 ✭✭✭Stephen15


    Bacon Fries
    wHy HaVeNt ChIcKaTeEs WoN tHe BlOoDy ThInG aLrEaDy


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,005 ✭✭✭BDI


    Bacon Fries
    Stephen15 wrote: »
    wHy HaVeNt ChIcKaTeEs WoN tHe BlOoDy ThInG aLrEaDy

    Any ready salted still in it Stephen. Rumour has it you like em


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,555 ✭✭✭Roger Hassenforder


    Bacon Fries
    No, that’s the “Cavendish & Harvey” mixed fruit drops. The ones in the metal tin with all that powdered sugar on them.

    You obviously haven’t “bagged” many old ladies, R. Just what exactly are you at with those “virgin beetroots”?

    I rather like a tin of sweets for a car trip - top down, leather driving gloves, tweed cap and cravat...
    Just not rhubarb or anything lemon and/or sherbet. People who like a dry sherry like them


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,005 ✭✭✭BDI


    Bacon Fries
    Reading back through this thread and there is some classic humor going on that’s lost amongst the rush to get a vote in.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,977 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    I rather like a tin of sweets for a car trip - top down, leather driving gloves, tweed cap and cravat...
    Just not rhubarb or anything lemon and/or sherbet. People who like a dry sherry like them

    No, I’d be more of a port man if it came down to it. Just a snifter, around the Christmas holidays. Never sherry.

    “It matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be” - A. Dumbledore

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



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