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Ultimate Crisp Tournament

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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,957 ✭✭✭Blueshoe


    PARlance wrote: »
    You can't finish now. I've just ordered a bag...

    Columbian tayto


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,506 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    Yeah, the comma after the palate, and the "might even" for the enema suggests they are 2 separate things.
    Anything bum related is fair game for a joke.:pac:

    Unless you are you.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,506 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    This is it wrote: »
    Don't come in trying to ruin the thread ffs, everyone was having a bit of craic the last few hours with no issues
    I didn't do anything.

    Its all you.

    I teased snaps and an enema. Banter !


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 136 ✭✭petros1980


    How the absolute fukc were Screaming Green Mummies and Bikers not included in this contest when the likes of pringles and hot dog crunch ****e were :confused::confused::confused::confused::confused::confused::confused::confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 22,626 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Bacon Fries
    Blueshoe wrote: »
    Columbian tayto

    We could all do with some on the morning.

    Calm down Petros, still 2 rounds to go.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,280 ✭✭✭✭Autosport


    Bacon Fries
    I now what a packet of taytos :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 322 ✭✭plastic glass


    I missed a large portion of this. Are Manhattan out? If so- I demand a recount. Storm the embassy


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 842 ✭✭✭False Prophet


    petros1980 wrote: »
    How the absolute fukc were Screaming Green Mummies and Bikers not included in this contest when the likes of pringles and hot dog crunch ****e were :confused::confused::confused::confused::confused::confused::confused::confused:

    Still 4 brands to go


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 136 ✭✭petros1980


    WHAT?? THEY ARE DISGUSTING.

    :pac::pac::pac:

    Jesus you don't do yourself any favors. Snaps are amazing.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,506 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    petros1980 wrote: »
    How the absolute fukc were Screaming Green Mummies
    They kind of taste like pickle crisps. I don't see them too often though.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,506 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    petros1980 wrote: »
    :pac::pac::pac:

    Jesus you don't do yourself any favors. Snaps are amazing.
    I have a lot fringe snack views. Alt snack only zone!:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,555 ✭✭✭Roger Hassenforder


    Bacon Fries
    Did Walkers Max Deep Ridge Cheese & Onion feature yet?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,793 ✭✭✭the_pen_turner


    any big names still to come. ?


    hunky dorys sour cream and onion.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,555 ✭✭✭Roger Hassenforder


    Bacon Fries
    This is it wrote: »
    This is the world cup not fûcking league one :rolleyes:

    Please dont besmirch this thread with such a profanity


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,506 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    Bamba. They are vegan too.

    Lays Pickle crisps.

    Lays Classic.

    Tayto Cheese and Onion.

    Walkers sweet chilli.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 2,129 ✭✭✭Slideways


    I’m not sure if it has been mentioned but Bear in the Big Blue House crisps are awesome.

    Im in Australia and the memories of amazing crisps has me drooling like a Labrador outside a butchers shop. Fuck Smith’s chips :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 842 ✭✭✭False Prophet


    Frisps Cheese and Onion 7 1 Doritos Chili Heatwave
    Walkers Ready Salted 2 7 McCoy's Bacon Sizzler
    O'Donnell's Tipperary Mature Cheddar Cheese and Red Onion 4 7 Discos Salt and Vinegar
    Hula Hoops Salt and Vinegar 7 6 Chickatees ( Heavy S&V voting bloc suspected)
    McCoy's Salt and Malt Vinegar 7 4 Smith's Scampi Fries
    Funyuns 5 6 Walkers Cheese and Onion (Russian bribery got walkers over the line as Var clearly broken)
    Pringles Salt and Vinegar 7 2 Doritos Tangy Cheese Doritos (no image plan backfired)
    Pringles Paprika 2 7 Hunky Dorys Salt and Malt Vinegar
    Perri Cheese and Onion 7 0 O Donnell's Tipperary Cider Vinegar and Sea Salt (Calls for recount rejected due to voting tampering but the 3 late votes for O donnell not enough)
    Waffles 7 2 Skips (Match for the ages ends in easy victory for waffles)
    Doritos Cool Original 6 7 Pringles Texas BBQ
    Burger Bites 7 2 Hula Hoops BBQ Beef
    Snax 6 7 Hunky Dorys Cheese and Onion
    Keogh's Mature Irish Cheese and Onion 0 7 Tayto Cheese and Onion (Fast's Knockout of the tournament so far)
    Pom-Bear 2 7 Ripples
    Monster Munch 7 0 McCoy's Chargrilled Chicken (Some confusion over which monster munch didn’t prevent a easy win)
    Pringles Sour Cream and Onion 7 4 Pringles Original
    Discos Cheese and Onion 6 7 Salt and Vinegar Mini Chips (Heavy S&V voting bloc strike again)
    Perri Thai Rings 7 1 Keogh's Atlantic Sea Salt
    King Cheese and Onion 7 2 KP Crunchies
    Hula Hoops Original 7 4 Tayto Cheese and Onion (Northern Ireland Version)
    Jonnie Onion Rings 6 7 Banshee Bones
    Meanies 7 1 Walkers Prawn Cocktail Rancheros 7 4 Wheelies (A lot of late support for wheelies but too slow)
    Tayto Salt and Vinegar 3 7 Chipsticks
    Crunchos 7 6 McCoy's Flame-Grilled Steak
    Smith's Bacon Fries 7 3 Tayto Smokey Bacon
    Perri Onion Rings 7 5 Manhattan Cheese and Onion (Late support for manhatten, if it was up to 8 they would have won)
    Hot Lips 5 7 Space Raiders
    Sensations Thai Sweet Chilli 3 7 Snaps


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,514 ✭✭✭bee06


    Went to bed at Johnnie onion rings and missed some massive head to heads.

    Bacon fries v Tayto smoky bacon and chopsticks v Tayto S&V would have been like Sophie’s choice for me. Some of my all time favourites.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,496 ✭✭✭Will I Am Not


    They probably won’t feature at all but Royster’s T-bone steak are the nicest crisp that ever existed.

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,910 ✭✭✭Gwynplaine


    Anyone remember Roysters? I think there were smokey bacon. Lovely.


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  • Posts: 81,308 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Max Tiny Spokesperson


    Thanks for the summary, FP. I was sad when i caught up and saw chickatees were out, but s&v hh are definitely my top crisp


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,256 ✭✭✭✭tom1ie


    Absolutely disgusted i missed the chance to vote for wheelies. What a crisp.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,977 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    Slideways wrote: »
    I’m not sure if it has been mentioned but Bear in the Big Blue House crisps are awesome.

    Ah, go away outta that. Next you’ll be eulogising those baked bean flavoured “Postman Pat” yokes.

    We’ll have no “regional” outliers in this thread.

    “It matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be” - A. Dumbledore

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,055 ✭✭✭JohnnyFlash


    Ah, go away outta that. Next you’ll be eulogising those baked bean flavoured “Postman Pat” yokes.

    We’ll have no “regional” outliers in this thread.

    Baked beans flavour crisps? Jesus Christ, that’s absolutely disgusting. What sort of sick bastard would come up with such an idea?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,977 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    Baked beans flavour crisps? Jesus Christ, that’s absolutely disgusting. What sort of sick bastard would come up with such an idea?

    Apologies, J, they were “Bacon & Bean” flavour, my mistake. Never saw them anywhere other than way up in north Donegal.

    “It matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be” - A. Dumbledore

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 600 ✭✭✭Lil Sally Anne Jnr.


    Bacon Fries
    bluewolf wrote: »
    s&v hh are definitely my top crisp

    Nobody believes you.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,246 ✭✭✭Greyfox


    Pringles Sour Cream and Onion 7 4 Pringles Original
    Thank god, its bad enough been in work on a monday morning but been in work on a monday and seen my beloved fall at the first hurdle would of been too much to take


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,724 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    Just checking in on this this morning. Can't believe Skips, Snax, Chickatees and Johnnie Onion Rings are all out in the first round.

    Skips losing to Waffles only rubs prawn cocktail in the wound; Waffles have this horrible aftertaste that Skips never did.

    Some of the match ups seem odd to me too; Johnnie Onion Rings and Banshee Bones would attract a similar alternative following and by rights should be going up against more mainstream "S&V" and "C&O" branded crisps.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,514 ✭✭✭bee06


    Earthhorse wrote: »
    Some of the match ups seem odd to me too; Johnnie Onion Rings and Banshee Bones would attract a similar alternative following and by rights should be going up against more mainstream "S&V" and "C&O" branded crisps.

    The match ups are randomly generated. It’s all part of the magic/drama!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,177 ✭✭✭Liamalone


    The proper Tayto Cheese n Onion from the North getting eliminated by Original flavoured Hula Hoops speaks volumes. They aren't even the best flavour of Hula Hoops ffs.


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