Why are women so annoying?

IIGeminiII · 13-08-2019 01:41PM

H8GHOTI wrote: »

This isn’t just my girlfriend. You’d see plenty of examples of this kind of sh!t on tv or on nights out or in supermarkets. I’ve worked in a number of offices and plenty of women would tell stories about the stupid things they said to their partner. So what’s the reason for these kind of pointless comments? They enjoy telling people what to do, want to be the boss? Just enjoy annoying men?

OP sounds bound up and estrogen dominant. OP what's your alcohol intake per week like? Hard to advise further unless you reveal your weight and personal hygiene regime. Would you typically wear the same clothes the entire week? Are you ugly or mediocre in the looks department? Sorry to be so forward but these are important questions.

ILoveYourVibes · 13-08-2019 01:42PM

endacl wrote: »

Why do you hate fish, OP? Did a fish make fun of your jumper?

ILoveYourVibes · 13-08-2019 01:42PM

freshpopcorn wrote: »

I always get very concerned about men who go out with these annoying women.
Why would you put yourself in your position?

For sex.

Mad_maxx · 13-08-2019 01:44PM

H8GHOTI wrote: »

Ok I’m sure a couple of men can be assholes occasionally. And I know that not every woman is, just the majority.

My girlfriend had a hospital appointment and as a kind, generous and overall just super guy I said I would bring her. She says to me the night before “make sure you wear something nice”.

Oh did the letter from the doctor say it was a black tie event? Is the prognosis or advice or medicine prescribed going to be different depending on my clothes?
Firstly, do you think I’m going to turn up in pajamas ffs? Secondly, I went to work in the morning so she knew I’d be smartly dressed. “Oh don’t wear that wine jumper you wear to work”. For someone who is so concerned about what I’m wearing, she hadn’t noticed I haven’t worn that for months and it’s a nice jumper anyway.

Her comment had no impact on what I wore but when I collected her looking well, I’m sure she thought to herself, oh he listened to me, thank god I said something. Of course at the hospital most people were just wearing jeans, tshirt etc.

This isn’t just my girlfriend. You’d see plenty of examples of this kind of sh!t on tv or on nights out or in supermarkets. I’ve worked in a number of offices and plenty of women would tell stories about the stupid things they said to their partner. So what’s the reason for these kind of pointless comments? They enjoy telling people what to do, want to be the boss? Just enjoy annoying men?

Just agree and do what they want.

It's easier and mostly involves small things

Tammy! · 13-08-2019 01:47PM

Relax op. Here, sit down and listen to some Lisa Loeb...

Hector Savage · 13-08-2019 01:48PM

in relationships - women look for conflict, men look for peace.
It's always the woman that starts moaning about something, men never do.

Feisar · 13-08-2019 01:49PM

OP, yea but does she have big tits?

ILoveYourVibes · 13-08-2019 01:50PM

Hector Savage wrote: »

men never do.

:pac:

So not true.

Raconteuse · 13-08-2019 01:50PM

Hector Savage wrote: »

in relationships - women look for conflict, men look for peace.
It's always the woman that starts moaning about something, men never do.

Yep, 100% of the time. No man in history has ever sought conflict in his relationship.

And it's awful too the way a gun is put to these poor men's heads forcing them to be in relationships with women.

IIGeminiII · 13-08-2019 01:51PM

Hector Savage wrote: »

in relationships - women look for conflict, men look for peace.
It's always the woman that starts moaning about something, men never do.

Dunno. OP sounds like a world class moaner himself.

Widdershins · 13-08-2019 01:51PM

She's probably a Capricorn.

ILoveYourVibes · 13-08-2019 01:52PM

Widdershins wrote: »

She's probably a Capricorn.

I have a Capricorn moon.:eek:

the beer revolu · 13-08-2019 01:54PM

OP, simple answer.

Women are so annoying because they are people.

ILoveYourVibes · 13-08-2019 01:55PM

the beer revolu wrote: »

OP, simple answer.

Women are so annoying because they are people.

People are not annoying when they are dead.

Widdershins · 13-08-2019 01:56PM

ILoveYourVibes wrote: »
I have a Capricorn moon.:eek:

I was just messing! :P

Moonsigns have a different kind of bearing anyway (if one believes in it)

jimgoose · 13-08-2019 02:00PM

ToddyDoody · 13-08-2019 02:01PM

Because wired for babies?, giving an annoyingly 'vital' importance to every small little thing?

That may sound derogatory/ sexist but obviously its a hugely important biological / social function that men are, to a greater or lesser extent, 'spared'.

retro:electro · 13-08-2019 02:02PM

The colour is winterberry

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ILoveYourVibes · 13-08-2019 02:02PM

Widdershins wrote: »

I was just messing! :P

Moonsigns have a different kind of bearing anyway (if one believes in it)

We need an astrology forum!

Roger Hassenforder · 13-08-2019 02:04PM

Mad_maxx wrote: »

Just agree and do what they want.

It's easier and mostly involves small things

This. Top Tip for young men entering the game.
Play the long game. Doesnt sweat the small stuff, sacrifices little trivial wins over a (its burgundy) jumper, and endure occaisonal whines, for a comfortable, extended life. Manufacturer the odd flare up to keep her on her toes. Not letting her turn into a Hyacith Bucketesque nag. Vanish for a couple of hours, and dont cut the grass regularly. And refuse to do things occaisonally, culture a bad back around 6 Nations time. Unless youre going to Paris with the lads.
Pick your battles. And you'll need to, or else she'll lose all respect for you.

BTW OP, ever consider she just wanted you to look nice, she'd be parading you in front of all the knocked up single moms (assuming natal appointment here) silently and judgementally screaming the way women do to each other, "in your face bitches, this one's mine"

Earthhorse · 13-08-2019 02:06PM

Women are annoying.

Men are annoying.

And when they eventually replace us all with robots they'll be annoying too.

Huntergonzo · 13-08-2019 02:11PM

Both men an women are annoying.

Men annoy you by bragging about all sorts of stupid shít that they never actually did and just generally being idiots that think you're interested in their incredibly boring bs.

Women annoy you by taking the kids, the house and the car. But they do have lovely bottoms though ;-)

BorneTobyWilde · 13-08-2019 02:12PM

Seems to me 90% of couples are just together to annoy each other. 10% are epic lovers who do everything together, mostly foreign couples are like this, they walk hand in hand, Irish couple walk 20 ft apart.

ToddyDoody · 13-08-2019 02:13PM

Huntergonzo wrote: »

Women annoy you by taking the kids, the house and the car.

Are these things they do everyday?

Huntergonzo · 13-08-2019 02:13PM

BorneTobyWilde wrote: »

Irish couple walk 20 ft apart.

That's usually because of a court order :-)

storker · 13-08-2019 02:14PM

ILoveYourVibes wrote: »

People are not annoying when they are dead.

They are. They make a terribly annoying smell from under your floorboards.

Stevieluvsye · 13-08-2019 02:14PM

BorneTobyWilde wrote: »

Seems to me 90% of couples are just together to annoy each other. 10% are epic lovers who do everything together, mostly foreign couples are like this, they walk hand in hand, Irish couple walk 20 ft apart.

It's funny cause it's true

Deebles McBeebles · 13-08-2019 02:14PM

BorneTobyWilde wrote: »

Seems to me 90% of couples are just together to annoy each other. 10% are epic lovers who do everything together, mostly foreign couples are like this, they walk hand in hand, Irish couple walk 20 ft apart.

I'd be wary of that 10%, something else going on there.

Huntergonzo · 13-08-2019 02:14PM

ToddyDoody wrote: »

Are these things they do everyday?

Depends, do the courts open on weekends?

ToddyDoody · 13-08-2019 02:16PM

BorneTobyWilde wrote: »

Seems to me 90% of couples are just together to annoy each other. 10% are epic lovers who do everything together, mostly foreign couples are like this, they walk hand in hand, Irish couple walk 20 ft apart.

In my parents case its a carefully balanced dance of moral superiority.

Why are women so annoying?

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