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The Taylor-made CVPL Chat Thread!

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    #872
    my3cents
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,764 ✭✭✭my3cents


    joujoujou wrote: »
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    I believe that, I worked on a project where a customer broke our software and it took a while to work out why. Simple in the end they had set up their account with the company name with a ampersand in it as in "W.H.Smith & Sons". No one had ever thought to test the software with any special characters in the company name and this was the first company that had the "&" in their name :o


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    #873
    Jeff2
    Registered Users Posts: 7,029 ✭✭✭Jeff2


    Wilberto wrote: »
    I never got the whole toilet seat issue anyway. I mean, there's also a lid on the toilet. Why would anyone not put the lid down?

    That's what doesn't make sense to me.

    They really should to stop rats getting in at night.


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    #874
    RobertFoster
    Registered Users Posts: 9,149 ✭✭✭RobertFoster


    Jeff2 wrote: »
    They really should to stop rats getting in at night.
    I dunno what'd be worse, getting bitten on the arse by a rat while half asleep, or the sight of Judy Finnigan's arse hovering above you like a UFO trying to find a landing spot.


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    #875
    BattleCorp
    Registered Users Posts: 11,759 ✭✭✭✭BattleCorp


    ganmo wrote: »
    Get a syringe, fill it up with water, stand in front of the toilet, aim the syringe at the toilet and push the plunger against your belly. Let's see how you do

    And in my case, imagine the syringe is very small and you can't see it with the belly in the way. 😀


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    #876
    Pawwed Rig
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    BattleCorp wrote: »
    And in my case, imagine the syringe is very small and you can't see it with the belly in the way. 😀

    And every now and then the water squirts out of the syringe sideways for no visible reason.


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    #877
    [Deleted User]
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    joujoujou wrote: »
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    I actually knew a guy whose job it was to find ways to break websites using emojis and special characters etc


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    #878
    New Home
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    All the more reasons for peeing sitting down, which wouldn'r require for the seat to be lifted. :D


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    #879
    BattleCorp
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    Pawwed Rig wrote: »
    And every now and then the water squirts out of the syringe sideways for no visible reason.

    You need to wash the cheese off bud. :D


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    #880
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 25,611 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    New Home wrote: »
    Why should it be pissed on in the first place? Can't you guys aim properly? Haven't you been toilet trained? Also, you forget about splashback some men leave, both on the inside of the lid, and on the seat itself, which we have to deal with when we have to use the toilet ourselves. Besides, men do one thing sitting up, and one sitting down, women do both sitting down - that makes 3:1. It's maths, really.
    I didn't realise women do both things with the same frequency.


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    #881
    josip
    Registered Users Posts: 13,712 ✭✭✭✭josip


    Deleted User wrote: »
    I didn't realise women do both things with the same frequency.


    Don't be trying to apply logic to this chestnut.


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    #882
    mickrourke
    Registered Users Posts: 686 ✭✭✭mickrourke


    What's the deal with multi-coloured keyboard in YLYL?


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    #883
    wally79
    Registered Users Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭wally79


    mickrourke wrote: »
    What's the deal with multi-coloured keyboard in YLYL?

    Read the letters on centre row


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    #884
    mickrourke
    Registered Users Posts: 686 ✭✭✭mickrourke


    wally79 wrote: »
    mickrourke wrote: »
    What's the deal with multi-coloured keyboard in YLYL?

    Read the letters on centre row
    Now it makes sense....


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    #885
    Pawwed Rig
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    BattleCorp wrote: »
    You need to wash the cheese off bud. :D

    Wire brush ordered on Amazon.


    What kind of eunuch would wee sitting down NH?


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    #886
    Mr E
    Registered Users Posts: 55,474 ✭✭✭✭Mr E


    wally79 wrote: »
    Read the letters on centre row

    I thought it was no escape (and so, not particularly funny).

    That's an ugly ass keyboard though!


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    #887
    Suckit
    Registered Users Posts: 11,215 ✭✭✭✭Suckit


    Mr E wrote: »
    I thought it was no escape (and so, not particularly funny).

    That's an ugly ass keyboard though!


    Same, I looked at it for a while to see the penis, and noticed no escape so guessed that was the funny.


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    #888
    New Home
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    Pawwed Rig wrote: »
    What kind of eunuch would wee sitting down NH?

    One that wouldn't piddle on the seat, obvs. :D


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    #889
    Victor
    Registered Users Posts: 78,321 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    Suckit wrote: »
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    This child is going to have some interesting dinners for the next week.


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    #890
    mickrourke
    Registered Users Posts: 686 ✭✭✭mickrourke


    Ok in YLYL, the cartoon with the seat missing? Any ideas?


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    #891
    Silent Running
    Registered Users Posts: 2,818 ✭✭✭Silent Running


    mickrourke wrote: »
    Ok in YLYL, the cartoon with the seat missing? Any ideas?

    The swing?... It don't mean a thing if you aint got that swing.


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    #892
    Pawwed Rig
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    Silent Running wrote: »
    The swing?... It don't mean a thing if you aint got that swing.

    Huh?:confused::confused::confused:


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    #893
    dubstarr
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    The Star Trek one about baked potatoes,havent a clue


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    #894
    Jeff2
    Registered Users Posts: 7,029 ✭✭✭Jeff2


    dubstarr wrote: »
    The Star Trek one about baked potatoes,havent a clue

    Two baked potatoes in tin foil.


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    #895
    Silent Running
    Registered Users Posts: 2,818 ✭✭✭Silent Running


    Pawwed Rig wrote: »
    Huh?:confused::confused::confused:

    A very old Duke Ellington song.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/It_Don%27t_Mean_a_Thing_(If_It_Ain%27t_Got_That_Swing)


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    #896
    mickrourke
    Registered Users Posts: 686 ✭✭✭mickrourke


    Silent Running wrote: »
    mickrourke wrote: »
    Ok in YLYL, the cartoon with the seat missing? Any ideas?

    The swing?... It don't mean a thing if you aint got that swing.

    Oh that's good. Very highbrow but good.


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    #897
    Paddy Cow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    Mr E wrote: »
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    That dog scares me. It legit looks like an angry werewolf.


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    #898
    my3cents
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,764 ✭✭✭my3cents


    Paddy Cow wrote: »
    That dog scares me. It legit looks like an angry werewolf.

    He's just smiling at the camera.


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    #899
    [Deleted User]
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    my3cents wrote: »
    He's just smiling at the camera.
    They must go to the same dentist, teeth whiter than white.:D


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    #900
    Kat1170
    Registered Users Posts: 3,605 ✭✭✭Kat1170


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    #901
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,965 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    ^^^^^

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    He'd come second in a David Schwimmer look a like contest.

    You can compare Run, Fatboy, Run to Hot Fuzz to see he's also a terrible director.


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