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Wanker (Celebrity) Chef...

  • 27-06-2019 12:36AM
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    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 343 ✭✭


    I pushed the boat out over the weekend and Me and Mrs me went to a nice pricey restaurant. During the meal which overall was acceptable, Mr Wonderful appeared and did his rounds with most of the punters licking his arse.

    He came to my table and asked how was the meal. Lovely says I but the sauce on the lamb was way too salty and watery. What did he say ? '' Obviously this is your first time in a fine dining restaurant'' **** !
    He could not take any negative feedback at all. Gob****e...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,531 ✭✭✭Car99


    You don't like your lamb au jus sir?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,275 ✭✭✭Your Face


    An unpleasant chef?

    That's a new one.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 343 ✭✭Wtf ?


    He was a Narssisist (spelt that wrong) but you know what I mean. Wanker


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,898 ✭✭✭✭Ken.


    Getting ideas above your station there wtf. Your a McDonald's man and you'd do well to know your place.:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,680 ✭✭✭policarp


    Your Face wrote: »
    An unpleasant chef?

    That's a new one.

    Desert should be free.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 148 ✭✭cocaliquid


    next time eat your dinner and then proceed to projectile vomit all over the place and ask for an ambulance to be called. That will sort him


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 343 ✭✭Wtf ?


    Nosnon wrote: »
    Getting ideas above your station there wtf. Your a McDonald's man and you'd do well to know your place.:D
    Basically thats what he was saying ? Wanker


  • Posts: 5,422 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    'Celebrity' chef = Jesus walks among us.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,096 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    Chefs, for the most part, are absolute twats.

    They think they're curing f*cking cancer in the kitchen FFS.

    Service providers. That's all they are.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,036 ✭✭✭✭mickdw


    Was he wrong?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,680 ✭✭✭policarp


    Wtf ? wrote: »
    I pushed the boat out over the weekend and Me and Mrs me went to a nice pricey restaurant. During the meal which overall was acceptable, Mr Wonderful appeared and did his rounds with most of the punters licking his arse.

    He came to my table and asked how was the meal. Lovely says I but the sauce on the lamb was way too salty and watery. What did he say ? '' Obviously this is your first time in a fine dining restaurant'' **** !
    He could not take any negative feedback at all. Gob****e...

    The customer should be the judge.
    But sometimes they read the menu wrong.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,779 ✭✭✭storker


    Wtf ? wrote: »
    I pushed the boat out over the weekend and Me and Mrs me went to a nice pricey restaurant. During the meal which overall was acceptable, Mr Wonderful appeared and did his rounds with most of the punters licking his arse.

    He came to my table and asked how was the meal. Lovely says I but the sauce on the lamb was way too salty and watery. What did he say ? '' Obviously this is your first time in a fine dining restaurant'' **** !
    He could not take any negative feedback at all. Gob****e...

    Marco Pierre White?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,531 ✭✭✭Car99


    Calm down chef It's just a bit of food mate. Bit of bisto wouldn't go astray.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,277 ✭✭✭✭How Soon Is Now


    Name of the restaurant?
    Name of the chef?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,680 ✭✭✭policarp


    mickdw wrote: »
    Was he wrong?

    The customer is always right.
    Sometimes.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,036 ✭✭✭✭mickdw


    Don't get me wrong I'm more of a take away pizza man than fine dining and I wouldn't waste the money only to be hungry leaving those fancy places but if for whatever reason I found myself in such a place, I think it would be unfair and just alittle bit smart arsed to tell the chef his sauce was watery or whatever if I had no previous experience of such dining.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,605 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Who's to say what the sauce should taste like?
    It's a bit like art, he's right because he's in the inner circle.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Rubberchikken


    it would be the only time id be secretly ashamed of my kids would be if one of them had ever wanted to be a chef.
    imo the most over rated meaningless job there is.
    only to be done by the desperate when they cant do anything else.

    stay out of 'fine dining' establishments op, over priced nonsense. youd probably get better value in a maccyd


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,036 ✭✭✭✭mickdw


    Well maybe he is right because he has spent a life time perfecting classic dishes, working under top chefs most likely all over the world.
    I think it's understandable then that they might get annoyed if a customer says something like the op.
    A comment such as - it wasn't for me or some such might be reasonable but the op said your sauce is too watery and too salty.
    Take any other trade and if a newbie comes in and bluntly tells the leading man in his field that he has been doing it wrong all these years, you can expect a swift response along the lines of - who the f*ck are you.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,605 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    mickdw wrote: »
    Well maybe he is right because he has spent a life time perfecting classic dishes, working under top chefs most likely all over the world.
    I think it's understandable then that they might get annoyed if a customer says something like the op.
    A comment such as - it wasn't for me or some such might be reasonable but the op said your sauce is too watery and too salty.
    Take any other trade and if a newbie comes in and bluntly tells the leading man in his field that he has been doing it wrong all these years, you can expect a swift response along the lines of - who the f*ck are you.


    Any other trade would give the customer what they want,not call them a pleb.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,036 ✭✭✭✭mickdw


    Go in to Louis Copeland for a suit and he is only going to let you out the door in a suit that he can happily put his name too. If someone walks in looking for a style from 10 years ago, I'm sure he would steer them right. If someone walked in and told him he knew nothing about suits, I'm sure he might get offended.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 14,187 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    Ask where the ketchup is next time, see what happens.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 159 ✭✭hank scorpio89


    You should have ordered the cream of some yung guy..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,999 ✭✭✭s7ryf3925pivug


    "No. I'd really like to go to a fine dining restaurant though."


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,999 ✭✭✭s7ryf3925pivug


    kowloon wrote: »
    Ask where the ketchup is next time, see what happens.
    MPW loves ketchup though. I remember seeing him rave about it between telling his students to poach eggs in butter and describing his unnatural relationship with his mother. [That's just my recollection now, memory is vague.]


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,063 ✭✭✭wexandproud


    The thing about these celebrity chef's is , once they get on the telly they think they build a reputation which in their eyes is beyond criticism .
    Personally i enjoy a good restaurant but i can equally enjoy an ordinary burger and chips if its what i fancy and if it's done well . Off the top of my head I've been to 3 '' celebrity'' restaurants and all 3 have been very disappointing . One in Ballsbridge , cant think of the guy who owns it , average food and poor service . Rick stijn's in Sandbanks near Poole , again very average. On tv he seems to be a supporter of local fishermen so i was surprised when i ordered bass that farmed fish was served , being surrounded by dogs and piss poor service didn't help .
    Thirdly and worst of all was the Dunbrody in Ballyhack [ kevin dundon ] . Myself and the better half out for a drive one Sunday and both fancied fish and chips so dropped in here , pure ****e , if it was handed to you in a chipper you'd hand it back , so we both complained , the shock on the girls face that ''ordinary '' folks like us had the cheek to complain that the food was bad .
    As a chef once told me if you can get basic ''fish and chips '' right you have a problem


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,255 ✭✭✭The Bishop Basher


    kowloon wrote: »
    Ask where the ketchup is next time, see what happens.

    I’ve had that happen while taking some US visitors out with work.

    The chef was spitting fire.

    All I could do was laugh.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,085 ✭✭✭The Tetrarch


    You should practice coughing and saying "ar5ehole" at the same time. :)


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 343 ✭✭Wtf ?


    Order a steak then ask for 2 slices of buttered Batch :eek:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,266 ✭✭✭✭whisky_galore


    Such bollocks this celebrity culture.

    People would have laughed their heads off at the notion of a "celebrity" chef at one time. Why not celebrity plumber, celebrity bus driver or celebrity binman?


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